Elvira: Mistress of the Dark

Elvira - Mistress of the Dark

Finally I see your face.

You're ugly! Horrible!

Come on. You can not touch me!

I'll send you to hell!

Later discovered that

the man has feelings

and therefore the greatest

child of the universe.

It is love and hope,

what makes us invincible.

Now I have to go eat.

Wait a minute.

THE END:

Hello dears! It's me again.

Yours Cruelly, Elvira.

The girl with the enormous...

hearing. Well, that was the show.

I hope you enjoyed

seeing and not killed.

Amazing, saw that monster!

It seemed inflated with steroids.

In short,

the film has a moral.

Where are the shrimp?

Anyone know what it was

this film?

I'll tell you. It was

that he had plenty of hours.

Next week "The head with two

things. "I say" The thing with two heads. "

Until then, I am Elvira, the girl

having rear edge.

In-sweet dreams!

- They want to get off!

- How can I get it?

- There is something that will embarrass you?

- Yes of course, use this in public would.

Bravo girl!

Have the news?

- Elvira!

- Not now, Rudy.

Wait a second!

See that guy over there?

- Yes, the 10 gallon tank with a hat?

- The new owner of the channel.

From the sea,

the end of the valley ...

- The what?

- Shut up!

Calm down.

The guy is a millionaire.

Mr. Hooter, this is Elvira.

My name is Earl, but my

friends call me "the bull".

- You can imagine why.

- Maybe something to do with your breath?

I'll let you wear something.

The sooner you are ready,

have the best.

Sorry buddy, but I think

that will be you and your right hand.

- Careful, do not want to be fired, no lady?

- Go ahead, despdame!

I need this job as

a leper triple mirror.

- I just hope for my show in Las Vegas.

- Perfect! Test your act with me.

Time of milk.

I'm sick!

But this can not stand.

- As for you, calf sh*t ...

- It's Hooter! Someone take him out of the floor!

I never put my hands on,

I give thanks that the squirm!

- I said you were a nymphomaniac.

- What a disaster!

- You can not quit.

- Great stuff!

In Las Vegas, I will have

that continue to present these films cheaper.

-There will be no problems with the show, right?

- Problems?

- Complications perhaps, but no problems.

- All right go ahead, Manny!

Flamingo not continue with the show

if you put money to finance it.

- Of how much you talk?

- $ 50,000.

50,000? Are you crazy?

Where will I get that money?

- Perhaps not too late to return to work.

- Forget it, never go back to that degenerate!

I'll have to look for

another degenerate.

- A telegram to Elvira.

- I give it.

"Dear Elvira, as executor of the

property of his great aunt, Morgan Talbot, "

"I regret to inform

his death. "

I did not know he had an aunt,

least one aunt. Let me see.

He says I should go to Falwell, Mass.

the reading of the will

and collect my inheritance.

Not out of the blue?

Finally,

my lovely niece Elvira

who has supported with

unwavering moral

the vagaries of an imperfect world

with so much sacrifice and uncomplaining,

I leave ...

all my fortune.

Now let's show Elvira

what exactly has inherited!

Elvira, start with something

we all have dreamed of.

A wonderful boat!

You'll be able to navigate,

Sunchaser in a 2 model sport.

And that's not all!

And when you are tired of browsing,

coming home drive

this brand new Jeep Wrangler.

I must be dreaming!

You will sit to dine in this

American Heritage furniture.

And besides all that,

money! Lots of money!

- Elvira, you feel good?

- Call the Flamingo, Manny.

I'll tell them as soon as the 50,000

Massachusetts again.

Las Vegas, here I come!

On board, a sailor!

Hey, you forgot the ax!

ELVIRA,

LADY IN THE DARK

Know that I am 80 an hour

in an area limit of 40?

No, I go so slowly,

me dizzy.

I have to think of another joke.

This is ruining me.

I need gas.

"Self"

You know? it will kill you.

Have a nice day!

"Welcome to Falwell, Massachusetts

A decent community. "

The Reverend asked me to come to him.

I suspect what you want.

- I never ...

- And never will, with that in mind.

Listen, young man, I do not know who he is or

where, but in this town does not fit.

Not even fit

in that dress.

Listen, sister, beware your

opinion on your fat ass.

- Anita, Anita

- The Antichrist indeed!

- There is some service around here?

- If there is one, for this street.

It would be possible, big boys, which

give me a ... boost?

Slowly, not scratch the paint!

She is amazing.

Would not know what to touch those tits!

They are real!

Great! I'm stranded in

this hellhole.

I mean great hole.

Hey, is there a motel nearby?

Is the "Porcupine" next to the shop

Bishop's widow.

His son takes care of everything

pyorrhea after which it was.

He swelled his mouth, seemed to have

chewing a box of tacks.

It was said that both

besuquear his old dog.

Nice tits!

One room?

- Sorry, it's all busy.

- Why do you say out there instead?

We have a room. You remember the

truck driver who went this morning?

I hope you have changed

the sheets.

Hello!

You make what you have in

face, young lady?

No grandmother.

Well yes, grandmother, just a little.

How do I have to tell you that you

too young for makeup?

- Mama, I do not ...

- Shut up, Leslie!

Grandmother, all the girls at school

make-up.

And if all the girls

jump into a pit, and thou?

Jump into a pit?

You have no personality.

I hate to interrupt this episode of

"The Waltons". I need a room.

Ok, but prepayment.

I know well what you do, thrash

heavy metal, with hotel rooms.

I read this in "The Star".

- I will take the girl to his room.

- Oh no, you do not!

Do not get depressed.

I had the same problem

with the nuns at the orphanage.

Sure, I was only eight years.

- I'm Elvira.

- I'm Robin.

So ... Robin,

how to have fun around here?

Not much to do. There

a site, the bowling alley.

When there is competition,

stir well.

I think I can handle it.

If safe.

They think we're stupid.

They think they will kill Spiderman

with plutonium?

- He's got radioactive blood.

- Yes? Let me see that.

- Hey, why did you do that?

- Shut up!

Look what just came!

A "Bloody Mary".

We do not serve alcohol until eight o'clock.

Want a "Virgin"?

Maybe, but I would like

a couple of drinks first.

Hey babe, I have something to show.

Sorry

I left my magnifying glass at home.

Very good! Billy,

no way to talk to a lady.

So how about a blowj*b?

I bet you thought it was funny, right?

- I enjoyed it.

- Yes? you will enjoy this even more.

I will cut off!

- I hurt!

- I cheated. Is false.

My name is Elvira.

But you can call me ... tonight.

I'm Bob, Bob Redding.

Nice to meet you.

- Look at this mess, who will pay for this?

- Okay, Patty, I will deal with the damage.

Seems to me its all this

cheap little tarts fault.

Cheap? Who would you say cheap?

What perfume do you use? "Raise the day"?

Look dear,

I do not know what hole you came out,

but you had better come back,

if you know what suits you.

Yes, better be careful of

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