Elvira: Mistress of the Dark Page #2

not get someone's eye out with that.

We better go.

You seem to have something

competition, Patty.

Charlie, thrash does

not compete with class.

I'm down the street,

the "Porcupine."

- So, what brought you to Falwell?

- My self.

No, I came to the reading of the will

my aunt, Morgana.

- Morgana Talbot? It's your aunt?

- Yes, it was a surprise for me too.

Never met her, but

I admire your courage.

He never allowed himself master, as all

in this town.

But I will not bore you

with local politics.

Go ahead, abrreme.

The local council is horrified if someone

wherever or whatever, having a good time.

What conservatives are pigs.

- I drive the theater.

- Seriously?

I work with film as well.

You have shown "I married Satan"?

No.

- How about "I Married Satan II"?

- No.

I, I can only show films

general audience.

There is nothing wrong with films of GA

if they contain too much sex and violence.

Listen Bob, I'll be in town a couple

of days and ... I can make room in my ...

agenda.

I love it!

Mr. Talbot, his sister

was like a mother to me.

It was also a mother to me, dear.

Well, since we have met the

mandatory waiting, can begin.

It was the wish of Mrs. Talbot,

all heirs

be present to

reading of the will.

All heirs are present,

I, myself, and ... me.

Apparently Ms. Talbot had

a great-niece, Elvira,

which is also one of the

beneficiaries.

That is impossible.

Who is this great-niece?

Hey guys! Sorry I'm late!

Well, also the aunt.

Did he die?

Nothing serious, I hope.

Nice jacket!

Which museum drew it?

There is a bathroom around here? The motel

looks like a science project.

Who is this woman?

This must be the great-niece

Ms Talbot.

Elvira, this is the brother

his aunt, Vincent Talbot.

She was my aunt, you are his brother,

must be my ... Uncle Vinnie!

Get me out of this woman!

And you must be Aunt Em and Uncle Remus.

There is nothing like home!

Nothing like home

Go ahead, Bigelow,

once we finish!

Yeah, right, finish

before someone else dies.

"This is the only and last testament

Morgan Talbot of the deceased. "

"My housekeeper, Mrs. Morrissey,

for their loyalty and devotion, "

"I leave my silver service and

a sum of $ 5,000. "

Hey, what's wrong?

It has a big chunk!

"Mr. Morrisey, my driver, I leave my

car and a sum of $ 5,000. "

Wow, 10,000 for the service!

The old silver was rotten.

I meant that my sweet Aunt Morgana,

was very generous!

Does it say about me?

Which leaves me? Which leaves me?!

- "My great-niece, Elvira ..."

- Come on, Aunt Morgana, a lot of money!

Lots of money!

"I leave my house, my dog, Algonquin

and my precious cookbook. "

That's it?

A house, a dog and a book?

Please, if I may finish.

"Finally,

my dear brother, Vincent,

the rest of my goods and properties,

which means nothing "

Where's the money?

Where is the furniture?

Where is Bob Ubanks?

Do not mention it.

I do not understand. What is the importance

a silly recipe book?

This silly cookbook,

has much more power

than their poor minds

never could imagine.

and by right belongs to me.

I have that book.

Great! I need a house in Falwell,

well as a padded bra.

I can not live here.

I would go crazy! Understand?

- I take you somewhere?

- Long moron, not in the mood!

Are you, Uncle Vinnie!

Uncle Vinnie ...

I must apologize for my behavior

in the office, is that your appearance was ...

a bit shocking to me.

All right. When I appear,

all are impressed.

Yeah, well, as you can see,

My sister and I say ...

We had our differences.

I guess, the truth that

spent a bit.

Listen to Vinnie, I will share my

inheritance with you. I give the dog.

No Thanks! But I am interested in

cookbook.

You know, for the sentimental value.

- You will pay, I give you, say, $ 50.

- Yes of course, by 50 I will.

Vinnie, you have your cookbook.

The lawyer will take me home, so

You can go through it later.

- Well. See you there.

- Oh, and do not forget to bring money.

Drive!

It's here!

Not bad the house!

Could get a fortune for it.

If you could ...

but his house is one.

Mr. Talbot, I wanted to thank you for

your donation to the Club of Morality.

- With pleasure.

- As I always say, morality is cheap.

Speaking of cheap, a little bird told me

such that Elvira is a relative.

It's not my business, of course,

but I worry.

Believe me, I want to get off the

much as you.

Great!

When you see someone like that, you start

to teach sexuality in schools,

and to distribute condoms in pre-school.

He remembers those black ...

Will not stay here long.

Sure I are looking for.

Chastity Pariah is so busy. Goodbye!

With care, some tables

may be loose.

- What a dump!

- I would not say that, just needs something.

If a killer.

A Algonquin likes you.

Good dog, catch it!

I hate puppies. If my aunt

not dead, kill her.

Sorry, Aunt Morgana,

just kidding.

Here's the rest of his inheritance,

the book of recipes from her great aunt.

Yes, what a legacy. At least

I will draw $ 50 for it.

How think you might

ask for the house?

Despite having to repair it,

is in very good location.

I think I could ask for it

about 70,000.

- 70 large?

- Maybe more, if the fix.

She is interested in selling?

That if a chicken has crest?

Of course I'm interested!

Now, what I do with you?

There,

do you think, Algonquin?

Algonquin, whose name cheesy!

Now, how do you call?

I know, Gonk.

Like this?

Wait, I'm ready.

Hello Uncle Vinnie

come by the book, right? Spend!

- I can offer you some tea or something?

- Do not want to cause you discomfort.

Good point.

In any case,

I will not stay long.

- Not interested in buying a home, right?

- I'm afraid not.

- The sell really cheap.

- No thanks.

Vinnie, do not make homes like this.

Look at the details.

Look at the craftsmanship!

How much would you pay for a

house like this?

Do not answer, because not only

would have the house,

also you keep

These beautiful furniture.

Much would you pay? I tell you is

a bargain, a jewel, a love nest.

I'd give my right hand to accept,

or the left ... I would eat a cockroach!

No!

Only the book!

Ok.

No need to get well ...

- How strange. I could swear I was on the table.

- You promised me that book!

Do not worry, I do not think

escapes. I'll get it.

Yes! Sure you will.

Forgive me.

The creation of a pitbull.

Luckily I will not be

for long.

The neighbors never could sleep.

- About time. You bring the camera?

- I look like an idiot?

- Want me to answer that?

- Shut up! O hear us.

Mirror, mirror, who is the most

divine deadly of them all?

Oh, you're saying.

- Do you see? Do you see?

- Wait a minute.

- Let us see!

- Wait a minute!

Do not let it escape!

Guys, have nothing

how distracted?

We wanted to see the condition of the house

to help repair it.

What kind! But you better

with daylight. Good night!

- You blew.

- Dress up this pair of tits?

I have it!

Elvira!

Out, out!

- Hello, Elvira!

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