Elvira: Mistress of the Dark Page #3

- Hey, they're here!

Richard works in a

hardware. We have enough paint.

I wish I worked in a bank.

I'll be right.

Begin!

- Elvira, a couple more volunteers.

- Well, make tools and to work!

- Hello, Elvira!

- Robin! Spend!

Randy, give me that cloth!

Yeah, sure.

Girl!

Robin Meeker,

do you think you here?

You'll see, young lady.

I fix and this young lady!

It is fabulous!

I tell them was to die.

There she was taking care

of all those clothes and

extravagant use.

I mean almost nothing.

I think not of this planet ...

and all the guys around her

hearing that wild music.

This morning in my round by the

boys bathroom, I seized ... this!

I will make the announcement this afternoon.

Thereafter, all students

will be subject to immediate exposure

if found in the company

that ... b*tch!

Please do not think

we should use that appellation.

Calvin means that Elvira

is a woman of low morals

perverted customs,

as Sodom and Gomorrah

a filthy whore,

a succubus,

a concubine, a street,

a b*tch!

a cheap whore!

Will be just a bad dream,

wants to sell the property and leave.

- In fact, goes on sale tomorrow.

- And what if she decides not to sell?

And what if she decides

settle here?

Well, if your moral does not fit here

we have the right to

everything we can to

her out of this town.

- We agree?

- Absolutely.

- Maybe we're not being objective here ...

- Shut up, Leslie!

Unanimous decision.

Harold Glotter,

Falwell realtor.

I hope it becomes a buyer.

So far only have been curious.

Do not worry,

investors know that

buy this house in a minute.

That if ...

play your cards right.

Would do anything to

out of this trap.

I like that

a motivated seller.

Then the technical.

First of all, how about ...

start with the right environment?

Good idea! The less

heard here, the better.

Is

catch the buyer.

Talk of the potential of the house,

teach to the last tile.

Slowly, revealing everything from the balcony

the basement, corner by corner.

Then, when no more stamina,

pulls out his pen and signed the deal!

Regret it!

Do not sell this house without me!

The house is for sale,

does not mean that I will be!

Get me this dog!

Out of here!

Calm down Manny says it ...

I have the Flamingo behind my

for money for the room,

and tell me to calm down?

I told you, I have the most money.

I was about to sell the house today.

Look girl, better have the money soon,

or forget. Hear me?

The only show you'll see in

Las Vegas, will be doing the cleaning!

From what I hear,

is out there looking for work.

No books above, but I have

their tights. Try one. Eaten.

Keep looking!

Excuses, excuses!

- We turned the whole house.

- Yes, and tell the dog.

- Must be the size of a buffalo.

- Enough!

Listen carefully!

I want to go to court,

take out all the records

local ordinances

and I bring them.

Understood?

Si.

Now get out of here!

Oh my God!

Elvira, I'm sorry, are you okay?

I think so.

- How's your head?

- So far, I had no complaints.

- Excuse me?

- Oh, I think I'll live.

Believe me, it's the worst that

me today.

I walked around the town

and no one employs.

It seems a conspiracy

or something.

You know what your problem?

Chastity Pariah.

That always hurts.

Chastity Pariah is a witch.

He put all the people against you.

Great! If no one hires me

I'm f***ed up.

I mean broken.

I would give you work if I could,

but the business does not give as it is.

No wonder. Who would pay

to see that the ducks?

Also, sorry Bob, but

there is extra "e" in "matinee".

Of course not. So it is written.

Bob, I work in the show.

I know how to write "matinee".

"WILD ADVENTURE

HOW COG ... "

Bob, how can I pay you?

Let me try.

That b*tch!

I return to work.

The matinee begins at a time.

Yes, I see people lining up.

I give this sh*t ruin.

Got a better idea?

It happens that I have some classics

in the trunk of my car.

In fact ...

One who holds the Book of the Vision,

when the moon lost its light,

will become lord of the Night,

Master of Darkness!

The lunar eclipse, Morgana!

Is less than one week.

When the Moon

loses its light ...

There is nothing you can do!

You're dead and I do not!

Here they are!

The've been looking everywhere.

You will not believe the good news.

This you see here, will present a

special evening in the living room of Bob.

With one of the worst movies

ever made.

Seriously, it's bad.

You know, bad as in:

"Bad, I'm bad, Jamal, you know it ..."

What is this,

"Invasion of the Zombies"?

Two days ago,

we were close friends.

Is the Director ...

What matters the Director, friends

we must be united.

I refer to the Director,

Mr. Cobb.

We kill, for that show.

Not to mention our parents.

- It will kill their fathers?

- No, they do not let us go out at night.

I see. Well no

to do this and get into trouble.

I mean, what else gives you lose the last

chance to make a living?

I know, not your problem.

And if ... I get depressed, why

I throw in the oven?

If you ask me,

tell them that I was something more

a great pair of breasts.

Also an incredible

pair of legs.

And tell them, tell them never

declined to a friend.

Well, I never refused a

strange, but no matter.

And tell them ...

tell them when the end came,

I asked to recall two

simple words.

Any two,

honest and simple.

If we all decided to help Elvira,

Cobb what you can do?

We can kick them all.

I do not know the rest of you ..

but I'll be there.

- I.

- Count on me.

Sorry, Elvira.

We all go to your show.

Great! At 12 o'clock.

Be there, I hope.

It was great!

- You really like?

- Yes.

- Elvira, where you want this?

- Right up there.

- Why is the bucket?

- I tell you. It's very cool.

This part of the copied ... say is

inspired by "Flashdance".

I raise my arm, pull the rope

and my whole body is covered

gold luster. It is not deadly?

- Good!

- Believe me, it will be a standing ovation.

Name?

Now is when pureed.

So boring, so Italian.

They will make a great marinara sauce.

Robin ... ?

are you?

Now the tomatoes chasing heroin.

I can not look.

This ending is so bad that the tomatoes

People should throw rotten to the screen.

Stop it! Nobody move

it's the best.

Ladies and dobermans,

grand finale time!

Patty!

Never been so humiliated

in my life!

Wait till I get my hands

up to that Patty.

I'll tear each one of those

hair bleached skull.

We bring out the eyes and head

I will use bowling ball!

I swear I will not get away

with it!

That b*tch Chastity, not

let me get a job ...

the lecherous director wanted

getting kids against me ...

pork from real estate

who just wants to be your commission ...

I will take vengeance on all but

is the last thing to do!

- What is that perfume you wear?

- Nafta super. Do not smoke.

Well, my big debut!

I mean ... forget it.

- Guys, do not believe that it is time to sleep?

- We have no dream.

Yes, it was too late ...

- Yes. We better go.

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