Elvira: Mistress of the Dark Page #4

- See you tomorrow.

This is the recipe book!

How you got here?

- By the way, I'm starving.

- Me too.

Let's go eat something.

There's a place open all night.

No, Bob.

I have a better idea.

You set the table, while I see

what to prepare in the kitchen.

What a strange way to write.

I do not understand a word of this.

It seems written in a language

foreign or something.

Wait, check this out!

"Adraka Kazorol".

Kazorol ... pan! Sounds good.

Let's look at the ingredients.

A "edrazeba".

I wonder where

a edrazeba here.

This is a spice cabinet.

Here it is! Edrazeba.

A edrazeba.

One half of "folemgra".

The folemgra is bad.

However, says it serves

until next year.

What the hell!

My stomach is iron.

Okay let's see.

Two dashes "guletra".

A "kuderam".

It does not smell so bad,

but it looks like baby poop.

This is much better.

The soup!

- It smells great. What is it?

- A little thing I ... invented.

Allow me.

Thank you very much.

I hope you're hungry.

Because here's the dinner.

Turn it on, Bob!

Is the first time that almost

I devour the main course.

Where did you learn to cook well?

I did not,

just followed the recipe from my aunt ...

Gonk, what you do? Give me that book.

Gonk, come back here right now or

I will shut for a week.

Deja vu.

Gonk, you're here?

Gonk, what you mean dog.

We were filled with slime.

Now do you want?

- I think he wants to open the trunk.

- Why do not you say so?

Look at all these amazing things!

This could be you, Gonk.

I think I came out with this guy.

Look at this!

- Think it will be for me?

- Better run it.

You open it.

"Dear Elvira, for all these years,

I have protected the truth, "

"But now is the time that

the only protection is the truth. "

The what? Let me see that.

"Your mother, Devana,

was an extraordinary woman. "

"It was a real lady of Darkness.

But his power was not complete. "

"For 300 years, your great uncle

Vincent has tried to master it. "

300 years?! God, I hope to look like that

when you are that age.

"We have destroyed as your mother,

if I had not sent her away. "

"I've left all the power

need to protect you. "

"And I have entrusted to my faithful family."

What is that familiar?

Bob, you've never seen the old

Roger Corman films?

All witches have a pet,

you can change almost anything.

Where was I? Ah yes.

"Not only do you want to protect,

also the book

containing the magic of your mother. "

"Our enemy is dangerous.

Protects the book, Elvira! "

"First, when Vincent aprtalo

the moon is under the shadow of the Earth. "

"Remember, you carry the power to you.

Your aunt, who loves you, Morgana. "

What macabre! I knew it was

different but not much.

No wonder you put so Vinnie

when not finding the book.

Yes, you heard what your aunt said.

Not have to fall into their hands.

There is no way you have it now.

I killing myself for a living

as host of horror

when, in fact, descend

a celebrity metaphysics.

If I find the right spell,

I can make money to go to Vegas.

I mean, really make money.

I think you should not play

again with that book.

Here, Bob! "Riki Selzba Moula" ...

Just what I need, much moula.

- "Riki Selzba Moula" ...

- Elvira, I do not ...

... "Pasera Floctum

Kezrah Flome ".

It's working, Bob!

It's working!

- Bob, are you still there?

- Yes, here!

What is this?

You know Bob, I can be wrong but

I think I found a love spell.

- Seriously?

- Bob!

Hold me, Bob!

Hug me!

"Annual Picnic Club

Falwell morality "

Chastity, the picnic is

a great success!

Yes, I think that is something that

we could not have before.

Come to the table!

Guys act like wild animals.

At the end of the line!

What good is it!

I have not felt so hungry.

Melody, I see you've done

Tic Tac your famous pie.

Bob, what do you do?

You scared me to hell!

- What is happening?

- Say settling scores.

See if they like. I assure you

when you open the pot will repent.

I have not tried this.

Revenge is best

that Christmas.

I do not understand.

What happened?

It seems a kind of stew.

This is wonderful!

I have to get the recipe.

Damn it! What ruined when

supplanted the "folemgra" with red chili.

Thanks for the drink.

I feel a little dizzy.

Suddenly it's hot.

This reminds you of something?

And this reminds you of something?

Give me that!

It's mine!

Wow, what a b*tch I am!

Excuse me,

is this seat free?

Let macho, dance!

Moving!

That's an interesting dish.

Where did you learn how to do?

It's just a family recipe.

Okay, I give you $ 500

for the book.

I look like a calibrated?

No deal, man.

You think you're very clever, no? As you

I will kill you and your little dog too!

Help me!

No! You again?

Always wear the same dress?

No. Sometimes I prefer to take

something low cut and sexy.

I guess your profession,

better attention.

Come here, Bob, let me show

how does a real woman!

Sorry!

Everyone saw it! I attacked in broad daylight

abusing me!

I?! Barely escaped alive.

You'd end up with a mechanical bull.

Do not get away with it, you

sex maniac!

I demand that the council

dismiss this pervert.

I did not even touch these

sheep, so help me!

Calvin smeared with jam all.

I am innocent, I licked just a little.

Silence!

Do not you see?

Have them in your hands.

Is Elvira who is responsible

of this.

Sure, I should have known that was the b*tch.

We should throw the people

mounted on a huge trunk!

She might enjoy it a lot.

There is a solution much

more satisfying.

We can make

the arrest.

Arrest, under what charges?

It happens that there is a law

going back to the Salem witch trials,

specifically prohibiting and I quote:

"Any citizen to practice

the ancient arts of,

witchcraft, demonology,

alchemy or conjuration. "

The charge, my fellow members

council, is ...

Witchcraft!

- Let me out of here!

- Stop screaming!

I've seen "popular court". I have the right

a call and an investigation.

There are public phone in front. What is it?

Not sure where you left the broom?

Listen, paunchy, if I had a broom,

would know exactly where I put it.

This is great!

I can hear Manny.

"Hello, Vegas! There is a change of plans.

The star was burnt at the stake. "

Elvira, good news. Get

the best lawyer in the county.

It will come in tomorrow morning.

Bob, in the morning? At that time

only be my ashes.

- You get me out of here!

- But how?

The book! It is my only chance.

Quick, go home and bring it!

- Bob, wait!

- What?

I hid under the floor,

in the living room.

Bob!

- What?

- Hurry!

Move!

Now!

Whine why?

It's me they will do barbecue.

Sorry.

It's mine!

The power is mine!

Gonk, which does not give you a panic attack!

I think I took

too much acid in the '60s.

Who is the stake?

For Elvira!

- Thank the Lord, Father!

- I come to save you, my child.

At last, someone to do

to reason with these people.

Lord, save the soul

of this poor creature,

although its creamy white flesh

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