Empire State

It is the biggest cash robbery

in U.S. history...

$8 million taken

from an armored-car company

office in New York City.

There may have been close

to $30 million here yesterday,

all in cash,

mostly 50s and hundreds.

A task force of FBI agents

and New York City detectives

are trying to solve

the biggest cash robbery

in U.S. history.

FBI and New York City

police investigators

swarmed over the roof

of a Bronx armored-truck company

after thieves cut a hole in the roof

and made off with the largest

cash theft in U.S. history.

Police also said that a television

camera pointed at the vault

had been moved,

leading to speculation

that the burglars

had inside help.

At this point not one penny

has been recovered.

But FBI officials say they're

working on a number of good leads

and are optimistic

about finding the money.

If I knew, I would be out there

with a shovel looking for it.

We really don't know

right at the moment.

Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.

Two questions for you, Eddie:

Where's Chris?

And where's the money?

I quit.

F***ing douchebags.

- Naw, you're fired.

- What?

- You're fired.

- No, bro, I quit.

You can't quit. You quit every week

from somewhere different.

- You're fired.

- Yeah, that's right.

- Yeah, I f***ing quit, all right?

- Oh, shut up.

- You're fired.

- What? What's that?

Yo, you want me to pick up trash?

What f***ing color do I look like?

- You are the trash, you little f***.

- Motherf***er.

Yo yo yo Yo Y-

What, you want some?

- Get going, get outta here.

- How about that, you fat f***?

- Come on.

- Get outta here, get going.

- Come on, let's go.

- And you're fired!

- You're fired!

- I quit, motherf***er.

No no no, you're fired!

Yo, what the f***?

- That was your boss?

- Yeah.

Yeah, he wants me

to clean up garbage.

I'm like, "Yo, what color

do I look like to you again, a**hole?"

I hate Italians, bro.

Nothing's worse than working

for Italians, let me tell you.

Only thing worse than working

for Italians is working for the Greeks,

and I have to go back and work

at that stupid diner again.

Bullshit. The guy's

a straight-up douche, bro.

He's telling me he thinks

I'm stealing and stuff.

You said you were.

I was, but he's still a dick.

How about that?

Only thing worse is the Greeks.

Hey, what's up, ladies?

Yo, any of you girls

wanna do me right now, I'm down.

Eleni must be real stupid

marrying you, idiot!

- Suck it!

- Douchebag!

There's a rainbow

over my shoulder

When you came,

my cup runneth over

You gave me your heavenly love

And if one night

you hear crying from above

'Cause heaven

Must be missing an angel

Missing one angel child

Because you're here

with me right now

Your love is heavenly

Bab)!

Heavenly to me, baby

Oooh, heaven

- Oooh, heaven...

- Enough with the chickens, Karen.

You gotta stop with the chickens.

She's crazy about the chickens.

- Eh, f***ing bit my lip.

- Hey, give me a hand with this.

Son of a b*tch.

Bit my lip.

Hey, are you really

gonna marry Eleni?

- You sound like my mother.

- You're not gonna marry nobody.

Not for nothing, bro, but if they make

a statue of me, I want big balls.

- Know what I'm saying?

- Hey, Ma!

- We come bearing gifts.

- What's this?

I got you a statue...

the statue you wanted.

- Nice.

- Hey.

Do I get a kiss?

Thank you.

- Where did you get this?

- You could put a plant in it.

- What, you don't like it?

- It's nice, it's nice.

- Put it right there.

- Put it over here?

- Yeah, right there against the wall.

- Okay.

- Nice.

- I'm just saying if you don't like it,

- we can take it back.

- I like it, I like it!

- It's nice.

- Where, over here?

- You want it on this thing?

- Mrs. Potamitis...

- Hey, Ma.

- Please be careful with those plants.

- Stand it up, stand it up.

- You want it somewhere...

- You like that?

- That's good.

- There we go. How about that?

- You like that?

- Ma!

- It's good, I like it. It's beautiful.

What do you want me

to do with the turtle?

Would you like me to tell you

what to do with the turtle?

- Put it down and don't break it.

- You don't like it?

- Put that over there.

- Thank you, Chris. It's very nice.

- You like that, Ma?

- Thank you, yes, thank you.

- We got presents for you.

- Good good good.

You be good today, all right?

Be careful, all right?

You want me to move it,

I move it again.

You don't like it, we'll take it back.

- Go go go.

- You don't have to do it, you know?

All right, enough! Go.

Okay, love you, Ma.

Hey, Spiro.

My father around?

In the shitter, kid.

- H6Y-

- H6Y-

Chris.

They got you doing everything

around here, huh, Pop?

Yeah.

You know, this is what happens

when you have too many skills, right?

So where's the girl?

Uh, I don't know.

I was just seeing

if you need a ride home.

- You know, checking up on you.

- Come in here on a Friday night

- to give me a ride home?

- No no, I didn't say...

I'm worried about you.

What are you doing?

Just stopping bY

What, I come in,

everybody goes quiet?

No no, we were just talking.

You don't like that fat a**hole

talking that way about your father.

Chris doesn't need

to worry about his father.

No no, you're right, Tommy.

I'm sorry.

But we agree

he's a fat a**hole though.

I come here with respect.

He should do the same.

Respect. Bravo.

Respect... who gives a sh*t?

You sound like your father now.

- Hey, Spiro.

- Now, Tommy, I understand him.

- I know what you're saying.

- Get your hands off him, okay?

What the hell are you doing?

What the hell is that?

- Wow.

- I'm sorry, okay?

You don't need to touch him.

Are you kidding me?

Is he kidding me right now?

Okay, just... you don't

need to touch him.

I just want to know, so you don't

want me to touch your father?

- You don't need to f***ing touch him.

- Spiro!

- Get him outta here.

- Stop it, enough!

- Who you want me to touch?

- Enough! Spiro!

- No, it's okay, it's okay.

- What are you doing?

I just want to know

who it is that I can touch.

- Just calm down, take it easy.

- Whoa whoa whoa.

It's okay, we're fine.

The kid's just excitable.

He's all right.

It's okay, just got excited.

- He'll be okay.

- Go.

Go. I said go now.

I said go! Go 90!

Spiro, listen,

you're a powerful man.

You gave me a job that I need,

but you don't speak with me

like that in front

of my son again, hmm?

Cr?

Or you just don't.

Let's hope it doesn't

come to that, okay, Tommy?

We'll be fine, no problems.

That's kids, right? They're excitable.

How you doing? Okay?

Yeah, I'm all right.

Are you okay?

Me? Yeah sure, fine. I'm fine.

Yo, Vicky, put some clothes on.

What's wrong with you?

- Hey.

- Shut up, just checking the mail.

- Hey.

- Ma, you see what Vicky's wearing?

- Mind your business.

- Shut your f***ing face, Chris.

Hey, Victoria,

watch your mouth.

- Looks like a tramp dressed like that.

- Hey.

Chris, don't talk to your sister

like that, come on.

Vicky, go upstairs,

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