Enchanted Page #7

- A sip is all it takes.

Oh.

- Hi-yah!

- Oh!

You miserable...

There's a rodent on the table!

Can we get some help here?

He's telling me something!

Pip, you're here! Oh!

- It's chewing off her face!

- A chipmunk!

That thing's loaded with disease.

Edward is here!

- Edward is here!

- I'll save you, miss!

Oh, my! Pip?

- Okey-dokey.

- Duck!

Let me see your face.

I'm fine!

Pip wouldn't scratch me! No!

- Where's Pip? Where is he?

- The pizza's breathing!

Oh! Pip!

Oh, no.

Pip.

What's wrong? Are you OK?

Oh, Daddy.

Tell me magic mirror,

what is this awful place?

Why is everything so difficult?

Will I ever find my heart's duet?

Preliminary search of the pizza oven

did not reveal any rodent remains.

This animal's still out there.

Joining us is the woman

who was attacked

- by this chipmunk.

- Giselle!

Tell us, how does it feel

knowing this dangerous animal

is most likely still alive?

Wonderful! Pip is my very

best friend, and...

Giselle, why don't we go home?

I wasn't finished.

One more question, please.

What villainy is this?

Is this unprovoked attack

part of some new trend?

- Is rodent rage on the rise?

- Magic mirror, I beg you.

- Tell me where she is!

- From 116th and Broadway...

Thank you, mirror.

... I'm Mary Ilene Caselotti.

My goodness. We sure

had a lot of excitement tonight.

- Were you scared earlier?

- A little bit.

But do you

think Pip will be OK?

Oh, I wouldn't

worry about Pip.

He is very brave.

I remember this one time

when the poor wolf

was being chased by

Little Red Riding Hood

around his grandmother's house

and she had an axe. Oh.

And if Pip hadn't

been walking by to help,

I don't know

what would've happened.

I don't really

remember that version.

Well, that's because Red

tells it a little differently.

Good night, Giselle.

And thank you for the nice story.

Good night, Morgan.

Ma'am! You cannot

let your dog do that here!

You're too late.

My apologies.

Oh, Giselle!

Look, uh, Giselle.

That was a nice story about

your chipmunk friend and all.

Yes.

I know what it's like

when someone disappoints you.

It's tempting to see things

the way you wish

- instead of how they are.

- I don't wish that he's coming, Robert.

He is.

Right.

Because the chipmunk told you.

Yes. Pip actually said...

Know what? I don't

know if you're kidding

or being ironic,

because chipmunks don't talk.

Well, not here they don't.

So in lieu of taking advice

from a forest rodent,

I just wanted to say that, uh...

...if it did work out and you

decided to stay in New York,

- I'd like to help.

- That's very kind of you, Robert.

- But Edward is coming for me.

- But what if he doesn't?

Why do you keep saying that?

Because I deal with this every day.

If a relationship

has issues at the beginning,

- it doesn't get any better.

- He is coming!

Giselle, I don't think so. No.

- Yes!

- I have to disagree. No.

- No?

- No.

Is that the only word that you know? No?

- No!

- Oh, yeah? No.

- No. I mean, no.

- No! No! Over and over again!

Every word out of your mouth

is "no"! It makes me so...

- Sometimes you make me so...

- I make you so what?

You make me so...

So...

...angry!

- I'm angry!

- Are you all right?

- I'm angry. I'm angry!

- Are you OK?

I'm...

I'm wonderful.

Are you sure?

Yes. I'm...

I'm fine.

I'm...

...fit as a fiddle.

OK.

Good night.

Oh, my.

- Good morning.

- Morning, Daddy.

- Good morning.

- Good morning.

Morning. Made breakfast.

Great.

I'll get it.

Thank you.

- That's a nice dress.

- Thank you.

It is I! Prince Edward of Andalasia,

come to rescue my lovely bride,

the fair Giselle!

- He's here.

- Apparently.

Oh, my. Oh, my goodness.

- Oh, um, how do I look?

- Slightly stunned.

- No. I mean, how do I look?

- You look...

...beautiful.

- Giselle!

- Edward!

Ah!

Could you...? I'm sorry.

But could you just be...?

- Could you just be careful?

- You!

- What?

- You're the one who's been

- holding my Giselle captive!

- Let's stay calm.

No!

- Any last words before I dispatch you?

- You have got to be kidding me.

Strange words.

No! No! No.

- These are my friends.

- Oh.

This is Morgan.

And Robert.

This is Edward.

# I've been dreaming

of a true love's kiss

He sings too.

# And a miss

I have begun to miss

# Pure and sweet

waiting to complete

# My love song

# Yes, somewhere there's

a maid I've never met

# Who was made

# Who was made

# To finish #

- What's wrong?

- You're not singing.

Oh. I'm not.

Well, I'm sorry.

- I was thinking.

- Thinking?

Before we leave, there's one

thing I would love to do.

Name it, my love,

and it is done.

- I want to go on a date.

- A date!

What's a date?

Well...

...we go out to dinner.

And we talk about ourselves.

Our likes and our dislikes.

Our interests.

A date.

And remember that you guys can come

and visit Andalasia anytime.

Sure. And if you ever come to town,

we should all get together for dinner.

That would be lovely.

We'll see each other soon.

It's not like we're talking

about, you know,

- forever.

- And ever.

So, uh...

...good luck on your date.

Oh, and you with Nancy.

And you. It was so nice

spending time with you.

I'll never forget you.

You know that.

Yeah?

Thank you for taking care

of my bride, peasants.

I'm going to really miss her.

Me, too, sweetheart.

Me too.

I don't know how they found

each other, Your Majesty.

- I really don't.

- You idiot!

- But, Your Majesty...

- I sent you to kill her, not save her.

- Can't you get that straight?

- I realize you're upset, madam.

But if you could find a way

to give me one more chance.

Another chance? Do you think

poison apples grow on trees?

There's only one left!

You are out of chances!

- But, Your Majesty, please!

- No, forget it!

I'm coming there! And I will

kill the little wretch myself!

Oh, pooh.

I was just thinking about what that girl

said about Phoebe's eyes sparkling.

I was just thinking about what that girl

said about Phoebe's eyes sparkling.

I mean, it's the first thing

I noticed when we met.

- It's true.

- Mm.

- Her eyes really do sparkle.

- Ethan.

OK, look. Look.

As your attorney, Phoebe,

you can't let a chance encounter

with someone...

What if it wasn't chance?

What if it was no accident,

us meeting her.

- You guys had problems.

- Everybody has problems.

Everybody has bad times.

Do we sacrifice all of the good

times because of them?

No.

How did you like your hot dog?

Oh! It's not really a dog. They just

call it a hot dog here.

- It's quite excellent.

- Good.

Well! This has been a splendid date.

- Shall we go?

- Go where?

Back to Andalasia, of course.

To be married.

To live happily ever after

forever and ever.

Oh. Well, we don't have

to go right away.

How long do these dates usually last?

Oh, well...

They can go as long as you want, really.

They can just keep going and going,

just so long as you keep thinking

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