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X 76 is requesting

additional units and supervisors

to the north-south alley east

of Broadway, north of 4-1.

Where the f*** is

Taylor and Zavala?

Is there a

Code 4 atX 13's location?

13 L 10, the original

help call was for X 13.

Do we have a Code 4 on X 13?

13 L 10, do we have all

my people accounted for?

X 13, come in.

X 13, come in.

Air 11 over Newton, come in,

we're unable to locate 13X 13.

Their last location was...

Sh*t. F***.

...25022 Hooper Place.

Can you go by that location?

God damn it! It's them.

Mike! Mike! Sh*t. Sh*t.

Brian! Brian!

Request an RA for two males

approximately 28 years old.

Not conscious, not breathing.

- F***ing A.

- 13X 2, we're roger on the RA.

Uniformed personnel,

atten-hut!

I'll help you.

Sh*t.

Uh...

He was my brother.

Yo, if your kid was a girl,

would you let her be a cop?

Bro, would I want my daughter

packing a burner

so she could protect herself

from the a**holes of the world?

Hell, yeah.

I want to have a daughter, man.

That would be so cool.

Just don't let her date cops.

She's not dating anyone. Okay.

Ever.

All right.

Did I ever tell you about the first

time I spent the night with Gabby?

I don't want to

hear that, dude.

Dude, I got a hella

big family, right?

See? F***, dude, I don't want

to hear that.

I got a hella big family, bro.

Someone's always

at my house, right?

But one time, Gabby's

parents bounced to Ensenada

and her brother

crashed at his girlfriend's.

So I spent the night at her house.

Hmm!

And this was gonna be

the night, dude. Hmm.

It was gonna be the night,

do you know what I'm saying?

No, what are you talking about?

Well, I'll tell you

what I'm talking about.

Okay, cool.

So we're in her

parents' bed, right?

Yeah.

And it's on.

It's about to go down.

I'm taking off

her chones, I'm...

Chones? What are...

Her skivvies, dawg,

come on, bro.

Oh, right.

And I'm like finally, right?

F***ing finally!

But then we hear this noise.

Dude, someone's in the pad.

So I hide underneath the bed. And

then I hear people coming up.

And it's her parents.

This is the second floor, bro.

What?

I got nowhere to go.

Homegirl's trying to distract them,

but it ain't happening, right?

And the footsteps grow louder.

Louder and louder.

Then the door opens...

Oh, my God, bro, I'm naked

underneath the bed.

And then all I can

see is little footsteps.

I see his hairy feet and I

see her nails all painted,

and they're right there yapping,

they're doing their thing.

And they crash. And this is the

part that I never told Gabby.

I hear a little smoochie

smooch, and I hear some sh*t,

and I'm like praying,

"Please, no."

And they did it, bro.

What?

They got down, dude!

What!

I'm talking Gabby's

parents f***ing, dude!

All right, I got it.

No!

That sh*t was

so traumatic, man.

You must

have been a little uncomfortable

around her folks after that.

Yeah, bro, 'cause her

father is a freak.

Dude, I guess when

you've been married that long,

you gotta mix it

up a little bit.

I tried rolling like that

with Gabby and she was like,

"Hell, no, you're

not touching me there."

It makes me f***ing

uncomfortable, man.

I know, I know, you know why?

'Cause you're a freak, too.

Don't go there, bro,

just don't go there.

I f***ing can't breathe.

Holy sh*t.

Any Newton unit...

Let's go fight

crime or something.

Okay.

Phew!

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