End Of Watch Page #3

B*tch-ass sewer rats

was from Curbside. I seen them.

F***ing eses are serving us.

Curbside's serving us.

Curbside's banging

all over us on Bloods.

Peanut, you got that chopper?

Let's go hit

these punk-ass fools.

Cut that f***ing camera off!

So this is what we believe

to be the Code 37 vehicle

used in

the drive-by last night.

Curbside Gang's

at it again, bro.

It fits the description.

It comes back as stolen.

Curbside likes these vehicles

because they blend in,

you can put a lot

of people in them.

This door slides back, and

the gang members open fire.

The victim was a male black

from a Blood set that

has basically been at war

with this Hispanic gang

over control of narcotic sales.

Partner.

Yeah.

What up?

Check this out.

Oh, sh*t.

Those are shell casings.

Detectives told us that three

different weapons were used

and we're seeing at least

two kinds of shells, so...

Sh*t.

What's up?

Those are the Homicide

detectives working the case.

- The hell's this?

- What?

Candid Camera?

No, sir, it's just

a project I'm working on.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

I don't want to see that.

There are.45 and.09 millimeter

shell casings inside.

How do you know that?

Did you touch them?

No, sir.

Did you f*** up my vehicle?

No, sir.

Sir, we found it,

we called you.

The big dogs are here now,

so set up some yellow tape and

stay on the other side of it.

Dude, it's been two hours, we're

still waiting for the detectives

to release the scene so

we can go back on patrol.

Comfortable footwear. Policing is

all about comfortable footwear.

Officer Van Hauser.

Good evening.

Sarge said I should

relieve you guys

so you can go back to being

the street gods that you are.

I'm down with that.

Hey, hey!

On the street.

Watch the street. Make sure no

a**holes come up here and kill us.

Yes, sir.

F***ing Christ.

Officer Van Hauser, have you

made a difference today?

You know,

I see you guys out here,

you're being good little

company men, aren't you?

You're doing the Lord's work?

And you're making a

difference, as you call it.

It's all fun and games to you,

you get to run and jump

and fight and shoot.

One day, mark my words.

One day the LAPD is gonna bend

you over your black and white,

and they are going to

f*** you up the ass.

They are going to f*** you

so long and so hard,

you're gonna want to eat your

gun just to make it stop.

And if you don't eat your gun

and the f***ing

somehow magically stops,

they're gonna give

you freeway therapy.

You're gonna end up doing

West End Valley day watch,

spending two hours every day

on the f***ing freeway

just thinking about the

f***ing that they gave you.

Bad guys attack from up front. The

department comes in from the rear.

Watch your six.

I'm ready. This may say

Purell, but it's really K-Y.

Officer Zavala.

That's funny. You kids

have fun out there.

The LAPD's got

a big f***ing cock.

You got a big heart.

Thank you

for sharing that.

Can't wait to

get it up the ass.

Dude, are you gonna hook up

with a Mexican girl?

Quit trying to hook me

up with one, dude.

Dude, it'd be great

if you did, but...

I get it, man. Sh*t.

Sweet brown sugar.

You should marry

one of my cousins.

If they're anything like you,

I wouldn't be able to stand

a f***ing hour with them.

Waking up in the morning,

they'd be like,

"Hey,

can I tell you a story?"

I know.

"Here's a story about this

and a story about that

"and a story about this

and a story about that..."

But, dude, all you gotta do is this.

All you gotta do is this.

"Mmm-hmm.

"Yeah. Yeah."

"You want to come

to my cousin's quinceaera?

"My daughter's quinceaera?

My brother's quinceaera?"

Yeah.

"My sister's quinceaera?"

There's always something

happening, though, bro.

It's better than, like,

"Do you know the new kind

of flavored coffee I have?

"Do you like this kind

of coffee?" Oh, really?

Shut the f*** up. "The

baristas are excellent."

You like f***ing coffee, dude,

don't give me that sh*t.

I like f***ing

good Starbucks coffee.

Whatever. I'll let you lay into me.

Lay into me, dude. Fine.

13X-ray 13. Missing

juvenile, 2717 Jefferson.

Code 2 incident

5-7-5-5 and RD 13-27.

13X-ray 13, we're gonna

be Code 6 on the missing juvenile.

I can't see dick.

Hi.

Yeah. We got a call

about some missing children.

Yes. Yes,

my babies are gone.

All right.

My babies are gone.

You want to let us in?

We can talk.

We can have a conversation

about this, all right?

Oh, okay, okay.

My babies are gone. They've

been missing all night.

- And I've been here.

- Why don't you step over here a second?

Officer,

we're wasting time.

Sir,

let me see your hands.

How many children are missing?

Oh! Two.

A boy and a girl.

Ma'am, what are the ages of the

children that are missing?

One is one and the

other'll be three soon.

- Sir!

- Somebody took them.

Let me see your hands, please.

Let me see your hands.

- ...quick, quick. In and out.

- Put your hands behind your head.

All right. All right.

Hands

behind your head!

I've been

here all night.

Officer,

we're good here.

Listen, don't say

anything to them, man.

I know,

but they're not here.

They're gone.

The babies are gone.

What did you say?

I'm gonna check

the house, okay?

Please listen to me. I'm trying to tell you.

I've looked...

The kids are

with their grandma.

- Is this your husband?

- That's not my husband.

- Sit the f*** down!

- I've been looking.

I'm gonna check the house.

Sometimes children can hide under

a bed or in a closet, okay?

You can talk to my partner.

You're wasting time!

The kids are not here! If you can

please go outside and get my kids.

Talk to my partner.

Stop, don't push me!

My babies are missing!

Let me see some type of warrant.

You got a warrant?

Officer, let me see

some type of warrant.

We don't need

a warrant, she let us in.

Why the f***

did you say anything?

Why the f*** did

you say anything?

Sit down, man. Officer,

can I get a cigarette?

Not right now.

I'm trying to

tell you, the kids

are with their grandma,

man, okay?

I heard you.

They're with the grandma.

Would you please

listen to me, Officer?

Let me see

some type of warrant.

You shut the f*** up!

Why did you let them in here?

Press charges

on this motherf***er!

You f***ing b*tch,

I'm gonna kill you!

I'm gonna

kill you, motherf***er!

Get the f*** off me!

What

the f***'s happening?

Wait a minute!

All right, all right!

Did you hear

what I said to you?

You just let me know how clear

I have to make myself to you.

Why don't you open

your f***ing mouth

and tell me how clear I

have to make myself to you?

Partner! Partner!

Get off him.

Brian, what's up?

You okay, partner?

What's happening, Brian?

F*** you, you

dumb-ass smoking b*tch!

I'm gonna kick

you in the f***ing face!

I found the kids.

Go ahead, you f***ing crackhead.

Sh*t.

Shh, shh!

It's okay, it's okay.

You're okay now.

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