Engeyum Eppothum Page #3

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as a nasty surprise!

What Kadiresa?

You look very bright today

ls your girl

wearing black today?

- Yours is red?

- Yes

What are you gaping at?

This is another one, next door

So long as you don't

get thrashed!

Why are you wearing khaki

right from home?

My girl is in a polytechnic college

So that's my color

Is this color co-ordination

what you are being paid for?

That's why I shouldn't employ

such immature boys

Who are you? Come out

Anyone can get the wrong idea

Oh! They won't get

the same wrong idea

...when you signal from here

or show all your teeth!!

How does it bother you

if I signal some girl over there?

- That 'some girl' is 'me'!

- Her hair is really long

Yes, it is long

I agree you can't see

my face too well

Won't you know to differentiate

mother and daughter?

You waved out to my mom also

How can I tell her its mistaken identity?!

If I leave at 8:
30, you could have waited

for me from 8:
15 to 8:45 A.M

Otherwise wait

on this side, same time

Why keep waving

from here for past 6 months?

From 4th day that you started 'hitting' on me,

I saw you here 'in front' of your building

- Then saw you in the tea shop, puffing

- I don't smoke

I know

That 'ebony guy' smokes

You drink milk, don't you?

YES:

I thought of giving you 2 tight slaps

But you look smart, so I changed my mind

Salary?

Rs 9000?

Today is the 6th

You haven't opened your salary cover?

Daily alarm at 5:00 A.M

I saw your mobile

Isn't it for me?

'Parvathi' is saved in your phone

Is that your mother's #?

Oh! Gosh! Why did you

call my mother?

Don't believe

whatever this girl said, ma

She thought my hand-stretches

were signals to catch her attention

Which girl?

Did you dream something wild?

- What did you tell my mother?

- I didn't, you are the one who blabbered

I have to go to work

I'll talk to you this evening, ma

Hello! Kadiresa

You think someone will misunderstand us

You are so petrified of your mother

But you draw my attention

by matching your shirt to my dress!

Are you in love with me?

See you at 5:
00 P.M

in Ibrahim park

- I am at work till 7:00 P.M

- Ask for permission

- My boss won't give 2 hours off

- Then take leave

I haven't taken off

since the day I joined work

You've started

your love story?

Hereafter start playing hooky

at work, learn to lie...

...fight, borrow money,

go to court and face the cops

Be ready to face all this

Bring your salary cover

when you come!

"For months, 6 long months

I mooned for my dainty duchess"

"For weeks, 24 or more weeks

I waited (im)patiently for my princess"

"Eyes didn't retire

Ears couldn't hear"

"Hunger was a stranger

Lips lacked cheer"

"Hands just halted

Feet simply faltered"

"I was agitated,

with a muddled mind"

"For months together I pined"

"For 6 long months altogether

I ached for my precious flower"

"In the park, road, auto or bus

I didn't see her in any of these places"

"Neither at the theatre or in the street

I saw her at a distance, some 600 feet"

"Woods, slope, summit or valley

Neither here nor there is she"

"She wasn't impressed, half or whole

I'm right there in her heart and soul"

"Maybe she paused to see me, in my street

I went past her, ignoring her complete"

"For long, I longed

for my tender tendril!"

"For months, 180 or more days

I waited (im)patiently for my angel"

"I didn't call her, no phone number

I didn't even pen her any love letter"

"I didn't send a messenger or follow

How did this happen, I don't know"

"No fights or sarcastic remarks either

No stare, no smile...neither"

"I didn't hold her hand or act rudely

How did she fall in love with me?"

"She merged into my soul as one

My perfect match, my home-run!"

"I thirsted for her, my sweet honey"

"For months, 6 months

I fell in love fanatically"

"Eyes didn't retire

Ears couldn't hear"

"I felt no hunger

Lips lacked cheer"

"I wooed her frantically"

'Ibrahim park'

'If I hadn't wasted 6 months,

we'd also be here as a couple'

'Rascal!'

Oh gosh!

Why is he here?

Have you forgotten me, bro?

I am Pandi's younger brother

He works with my brother

Don't blow my cover off

She's got hooked on to me!

My classmate

Wants help with her Math

At least change the subject, dude!

One minute

Don't tell his brother

that you saw us together

- Take this ice cream?

- No, it's okay

I didn't even taste it

Go to 'ESPRIT'

'Shall I ask right now

if she also loves me?'

Did you apply lipstick?

Ice...

Pay him and come

- How much

- 150?

From our village Arasur to Trichy

it is only 90 bucks

Is it your 1st time by auto rickshaw?

You'll get used to it

Esprit is a boutique

I thought it was a hotel

- What's your hip size?

- I don't know

Don't know?

Can you measure his hip?

Lift your hands

Isn't there a guy to do this?

It's okay

- 30

- Thanks

Why all this fuss?

My cousin shares your size

So I'll know what to buy for him

Cousin?! You brought me here

to know 'his size'

I paid auto-fare on top of this

Will these 2 match?

Soooper match!

I mean it

Go

It is torn

I think its old

Then this?

This one?

- Is everything torn?

- That's the trend

What a threadbare style!!!

Since its for your cousin

why should I care?!

Take whatever you want

Looks like its made

for your cousin

- Rs 6000, ma'am

- 6000?

- Give me cash

- What?

I am telling you to pay

Why should I pay

for your cousin?

Just pay

How did Mr Dusky catch that girl

with just 1 ice cream?

This will be only Rs 300-400 in the shop

of my choice, shall we go there?

Pay!!!

'Oh God! What's he doing?

You've counted thrice'

Let me count

Will 6000 become 7000

if you count for the 4th time?

- Notes might be stuck

- High hopes!

Thank you, ma'am

'She glitters like gold'

Phone

My boss

Don't talk

I sprained my neck badly at work

They applied ointment and gave

pain killers plus 2 injections

Which hospital?

Esprit hospital, bro?

I'll come to work tomorrow

- It happened just like you predicted

- What?

Love means lie, ask permission, take leave

1st day itself I did 2 out of the 3!

What do you want to order?

Masala dosa?

(pancake with potato filling)

It's a coffee shop

That's okay, I'll have coffee

after I eat my dosa

You get only coffee here!

Ask for instant coffee

Choose from this menu card

- So many varieties of coffee?

- Yesss!

Okay, you order for me

- Why is coffee not hot at all?

- It's cold coffee, sir

So what? We ordered just now

You've served it so cold

You carry on

That's how cold coffee will be

- Coffee should be hot, right?

- That's why this is 'cold coffee'

It's okay

- You shouldn't drink like this here

- Why?

Didn't you see them?

They must have been here for an hour

This is all they have drunk by now

I'll manage with this

Coffee is 80 bucks

They are swindling us

'cos we are 1st timers

Is this a corner tea shop

to charge you less?

Even a beer is just Rs 80

- You drink, is it?

- No, I don't

Even this coffee I drank

only for your sake

That 'ebony guy' drinks

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