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- Answer the question.

No.

No.

If we don't do something,

we're gonna run out of food

and water if we stay here.

Tomorrow we're just gonna have

to walk as far as we can go.

We may be dead either way,

but I'd rather die trying.

Hey!

Forget the road, Tom.

Why?

You've gone that way

long enough.

Fine.

Look, I'm sorry

if I made you angry.

I'm sure Adam's fine.

I'm not angry because

you think my husband is dead.

I'm angry because

I think you're right.

Between you and me,

I think your husband's just fine.

I don't want

to talk about my husband.

What about your boyfriend?

Uh, he's an a**hole.

A bad influence as

my "mother" would say.

Your "mother"?

Yeah. I actually

never met my mother.

She died the day I was born.

I was raised

with my grandparents.

Ladies,

let's keep it moving. Jeez.

I wanna get out of here

before it gets dark.

Yeah.

So is this the farthest

you've gotten mileage-wise?

Are you okay?

Hey, where'd you get

all that money?

None of your business.

Well, I'm making it my business.

I got it working

with my boyfriend, okay?

And that's all you need to know.

Guys?

What's this?

What is that?

Need some help there, Tom?

I got it.

There we go.

Oh my God.

It's like a military bomb shelter.

Jesus, Jody!

Sorry. Ow.

These maps must be 20 years old.

Try 50.

Hey, you guys, look.

- It's vintage 1925.

- Sh*t.

It must be worth a fortune.

Liebfraumilch.

This is German,

same as the maps.

It looks like Poland.

How do you know?

My father was German.

Beans.

More beans.

- Sausage.

- Your dad taught you well.

My mother taught me.

I actually never met my father.

He died during the war.

Really?

Why are you looking

at me like that?

Nothing, it's just

I didn't think we had

anything in common until now.

What do we have in common?

My dad died in the war too.

I'm sorry.

No, I mean, it happens.

That's life, ya know?

Oh look.

Cigarettes, Sam,

to kill your fetus some more.

- Cool it.

- I'm kidding.

Let's just pack up some food

and get out of here.

Tom, I can't carry all this alone.

It's impossible.

I'm starting to think

anything's possible.

No, it's-it's...

it's like we're trapped!

It's like... it's like Pac-Man.

Pac-Man?

Yeah, you know...

you go in one side of the board

and come out the other,

but it's always

the same board.

How do you get

to the next level?

It can't be.

Tomorrow we're gonna

have to split up,

go in separate directions,

try to get out of here.

No f***ing way.

That is the worst thing

we could do at this moment.

Besides where is here?

I don't know.

No one's out there

looking for me anyway.

Nobody?

- Nobody.

- Why is that?

Because I was raised

in an orphanage in South Dakota

because my mother

was executed.

So like I said, nobody.

I could be dead and missing

and no one would even notice.

- That is not true.

- Thank you, Sam, but it's true.

So you were headed home.

It doesn't matter

where I was headed.

Well, it might be helpful.

I was headed back to the orphanage

where I was raised.

- Why?

- To visit an old friend.

Can we change

the subject, please?

I'd like to say grace.

Ugh, sorry, I'm an atheist.

I'm willing to try

anything at this point.

I'll make it quick.

Okay.

Damn, it's freezing out here.

Here, take a swig of this,

it'll warm you up.

I think we were

abducted by aliens.

What?

Yeah. I think we were

abducted by aliens,

taken on a space ship,

knocked out

and then dropped somewhere

in the mountains.

It could have happened

while I was sleeping in my car.

Yeah, we could be near Area 51.

Let's stop with the aliens.

But, Tom,

you kinda look like an alien.

Very funny.

Laugh it up.

Aliens.

Where are you going?

Nature calls, ladies.

Can I see it?

The money? I don't think

I've ever seen that much before.

How?

You really wanna know?

I rob gas stations

with my boyfriend.

- Really?

- Mm-hmm.

Hardware stores, delis...

whoever seems harmless.

Sometimes we'll get a Kmart

just to rob somebody corporate.

Nice try.

Let me tell you something, Sam.

I don't lie.

Not about what state I'm in

or how I get by.

I don't lie.

Got me?

I ain't no precious

little Catholic schoolgirl,

I ain't been privileged enough

to afford college

or whatever else

people expect of me.

So I rob people.

You understand?

Yeah.

This isn't even real.

What are you talking about?

Of course it's real.

It says it was printed in 1984.

What did you rob,

a gag store?

What exactly is the gag?

Um, I've never heard

of the treasury

printing money from the future,

have you?

What?

Samantha,

what war did

your father die in?

World War II of course.

He was killed

in a massive airstrike.

Okay, Sam, I'm gonna

ask you a question, okay?

And I don't want you

to take this the wrong way.

What year do you think it is?

What year do you think it is?

Holy sh*t.

Whoa, it's freezing out there.

What year does this say?

And this one?

- 1932?

- Doesn't it strike you as odd

- how old they are?

- No, not really.

That bomb shelter could have

been locked up for years.

How many years?

Who knows?

What's going on?

- Tom, what year is it?

- I just told you.

No, not the bottle,

but the year now!

What year is it now?

Would someone tell me

what's going on?

Okay, last time

I checked it was 1985

and Samantha thinks

that it's 1962.

I don't think it's 1962.

I know it is!

- This is a joke, right?

- No, believe it.

- Did you hear that?

- Yeah, I've heard it before.

- You have?

- Yeah.

- Why didn't you say anything?

- I don't know.

Well, m-maybe it's a hunter.

Oh my God,

there's someone out there.

Sh*t, it's Michael Myers.

You know him?

Not this sh*t again.

Tom, what do we do?

Stay here.

Hey, sir, we're

stranded out here. Hey!

Sir.

Whoa whoa whoa.

- What?

- It's German.

- What's he saying?

- I don't know. He's speaking too fast.

Drop the axe, Tom.

Hey, man, look,

we're not gonna hurt you.

I don't think he's scared of you.

Samantha,

say something, anything.

We are not armed.

I don't think

he's search and rescue.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

You?

- We're fine.

- Yeah, fine and dandy.

Where did he go?

I don't know.

He was trying to fix the radio.

He's been gone all morning.

- I think he has anger issues.

- What does he want?

Maybe he lives here.

No.

No one lives here.

Ham radio,

vintage wine, bomb shelter,

psycho German dude.

Holy sh*t.

What?

I think...

I think we're in

another time period.

His time period.

What, the '30s?

'40s maybe.

World War II?

Yeah, I mean that would

explain the bomb shelter.

Tom, do you have

time travel in 2011?

Did... did you bring us here?

I know 2011 sounds like

a long way off,

but we're nowhere near

that advanced yet.

We haven't even been back

to the moon since the '60s.

We go to the moon?

Supposedly.

You don't think

we went to the moon?

Oh, and I suppose Elvis

is still alive

and no one shot JFK, right?

Somebody shoots JFK?

Oh my God.

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