Enter the Dragon Page #2

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Williams:
They don't live so big over there. Ghettos are the same all over the world. They stink.

Roper:
Same old Williams.

Williams:
Yeah.

On the Junk at Sea

Mantis Fight

Roper:
Aha! What've we got here, a Little action. Insects. OK, I lay you fifty bucks on the big one.

Fifty, fifty dollars on the big one, alright?

Lee:
I'll give you five to one [5 - 1].

Roper:
Would you bet a hundred?

C'mon, let's end this thing quickly. Hoo, atta baby c'mon, c'mon. [.......] That's it, c'mon. Just get him on his back, get him on his back. C'mon, give up. C'mon! Hey, oh for crying out loud. Would you believe that? Dumb sh*t.

Parsons:
Do I bother you?

Lee:
Don't waste yourself.

Parsons:
What's your style?

Lee:
My style? You can call it the art of fighting without fighting.

Parsons:
The art of fighting without fighting? Show me some of it.

Lee:
Later.

Alright. Don't you think we need more room?

Parsons:
Where else?

Lee:
That island. On the beach. We can take this boat.

Parsons:
Ok.

Hey what in the hell are you doing? Hey, are you crazy? Pull me in! Pull me in! [continues yelling]

Lee:
Don't try to pull yourself up, or I'll let go of the line.

　

Approaching Han's island.

　

Roper:
Umm, will you look at that. A woman like that could teach a lot about himself.

Girl:
Welcome.

Guys training

Girl:
This way. I'll show you to your rooms. The banquet begins promptly at 8. I think you'll find our little island quite charming.

　

Banquet

　

Roper:
Say I hope you haven't spent all that money you won from me yesterday. I plan to win it back.

Lee:
How?

Roper:
You'll find out, after you've lost it.

Lee:
You seem to be very much at home here, Mr. Roper.

Roper:
This guy Han's got a great sense of hospitality. And a fantastic sense of style. Yeah, it's great.

Lee:
Then why are you so apprehensive?

Roper:
Apprehensive? No, I was just wondering whether it was ok to drink the water.

Lee:
Mr. Roper, don't con me.

Roper:
Wanna bet?

Williams:
Mmmmmmm, no, I really don't think so. Thanks.

Roper:
What's a matter, you on a diet?

Williams:
I'd like to eat, if I could find something I could keep down.

Roper:
Well, I can't wait to meet our host. I hear this is only one of his B parties. You ever been to a martial arts tournament like this?

Williams:
Never.

Roper:
I have a funny feeling we're being fattened up for the kill. Better keep an eye out for the referee, Know what I mean?

Williams:
Yeah.

Han Enters Room.

Han:
Gentlemen, welcome. You honor our island. I look forward to a tournament of truly epic proportions. We are unique gentlemen, in that we create ourselves. Through long years of rigorous training, sacrifice, denial, pain, we forge our bodies, in the fire of our will. But tonight let us celebrate. Gentlemen, you have our gratitude.

Williams' Room

　

Girl:
Mr. Williams.......Mr. Williams.

Williams:
For me? You shouldn't have. But......I'll take you darlin', and you, and you, and you. Please understand, if I've missed anyone, it's been a big day, I'm a little tired.

Girl:
Oh, of course, you must conserve your strength.

　

Mr. Lee's Room

Lee:
Come in.

Girl:
A gift, Mr. Lee.

If you don't see anything you like.....

Lee:
There was girl at the feast tonight

Girl:
Which girl sir?

Lee:
The owner of this dart.

Girl:
Oh yes, I know the one. I'll send her to you.

　

Roper's Room

Roper:
Another fine mess you got me into.

[knock knock]

Come in.

Girl:
Hi.

Roper:
Well, well, one more lovely than the next. Whaja [what did you] have in mind?

Girl:
Pick one.

Roper:
I already have.

Girl:
Wise decision.

Mr. Lee's Room again

Lee:
I want to talk to you, Mei Ling.

Mei Ling:
Where do you come from?

Lee:
Braithwaite......

Mei Ling:
Shh, shh, let's be quiet.

Lee:
Have you seen anything?

Mei Ling:
Nothing much . I'm kept in a palace, watched always, I know nothing of Han's activities away from the palace, but I can tell you this, people disappear.

Lee:
Who?

Mei Ling:
The girls. Every one of them. They're summoned to Han's at night and the next day they're gone. I know I don't have much time.

Ohara.

owwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaa!!!!

O'Hara:
You must attend the morning ritual in uniform.

Lee:
Outside. 　

owwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaa!!!!

　

Outside

Guy:
Mr. Lee. Why you no wear uniform?

Heeee!

Han:
Gentlemen, let the tournament begin.

Bolo!

Bolo:
Gaa!

Aaii.

Ugh!

Woo, woo, woo, woo!

Roper:
Good work, You made me some bread.

Guy:
Mr. Loper?

Roper:
I'm ready.

Guy:
Ok.

Roper:
I got myself a real pigeon here. Keep the action going for me will you.

Williams:
Whad' a ya think, Roper?

Roper:
Oh, no sweat, give my friend 8 to 3 all the way.

[applause]

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In Roper's Room

Roper:
Owww,.oooowww, he he

Williams:
I'm finding out about myself. This is the real me....[xx].

Girl:
Do you like it here?

Roper:
Oh yeah, but a little lower.

Girl:
No, I mean here on the island.

Roper:
Yeah, I like it here, but a little lower.

Girl:
A man like you belongs here.

he he he

he he

Aahhhh!

Roper:
Oh, to you I'm just another pretty face.

uummmmm.

William's Room

　

Girl:
Where you go?

Williams:
Out in the moonlight baby.

Girl:
It is not allowed. You must stay.

Williams:
Oh? Goodbye.

Outside

Dog:
woof woof woof woof growl woof woof.........

bam baop baap ....

oofffffff.

Williams:
Huh, a human fly.

Next Day

Han:
Gentlemen, it seems that one of you was not content last night with the hospitality of the palace. And sought diversion elsewhere. On the island. Who it was is not important at this time. What is important is that my guards performed their duties incompetently. And now they must prove themselves worthy to remain among us.

Bolo Kills Guards

Han:
Are you shocked Mr. Williams?

Williams:
Only at how sloppy your man works.

　

Mr. Lee x Ohara

　

Guy:
　Ready?

Are you ready?

[O'Hara breaks board]

Lee:
Boards don't hit back.

Han:
Bolo!

Bolo:
Gaa!

[applause]

Han:
Ohara!

Aaaiiieerrrrrreeeeee!!!!!!

Han:
Ohara!

Aaaiiieerrrrrreeeeee!!!!!!

Oooowwwaaaaaaaeeeeee!!

Han:
Ohara's treachery has disgraced us.

Roper:
If you want to talk about this thing, I'll be in my room.

Williams:
Gotcha.

Girl:
Williams, Williams. [ whispering] Come here. I want you to go to Han's study as soon as possible.

Williams:
Alright.

Hey Roper, I'll see you in half an hour.

Roper:
Alright.

In Han's Study

Williams:
Mr Han?

Han:
You fought well yesterday. Your style is unorthodox.

Williams:
But effective.

Han:
It is not the art, but the combat that you enjoy.

Williams:
The winning.

Han:
We are all ready to win, just as we are born knowing only life. It is defeat that you must learn to prepare for.

Williams:
I don't waste my time with it. When it comes, I won't even notice.

Han:
Oh? How so.

Williams:
I'll be too busy looking good.

Han:
What were you looking for when you attacked my guards?

Williams:
Wasn't me.

Han:
You were the only man outside the palace.

Williams:
I was outside, but I wasn't the only one.

Han:
You will tell me who else.

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