Enthiran Page #4

Team Tolly

Why are you crying Sana?

l'm sure to fail, Chitti.

l haven't read anything.

Time is over.

l feel giddy on seeing this book.

- Shall l write your exam?

- Don't talk nonsense, Chitti.

There's photo lD and exam card.

- You can't write the exam.

- We can do the opposite B.

What do you mean by it?

lf the bleeding starts with

placenta in neutro,

...of the uterus will grasp

and massaged to make it contract...

lf the placenta is not separated...

The third stage of the labour

starts the baby's delivery...

Excuse me!

What are you doing here?

Sana is writing exam there.

l'm telling her the answer.

How can you tell her from here?

l've a built in data transmitter.

There's a trans receiver in Sana's ear,

Zip P protocol, Simple.

- ls it hi-tech bit?

- Not bit byte.

Till now l've transferred 2 mb data.

Did you see how people have developed?

- Get up man!

- Please wait.

- l'll come as soon the umbilical cord is cut.

- What?

Will you come now or

shall l call the security?

There! She's Sana.

What is this Sana?

lt seems you've a receiver in ear

and copying as he dictates.

- Who told you?

- Me.

l don't know who is he.

Why are you lying Sana?

l'm Chitti, speed 1 terahertz,

memory 1 zetabytes.

What the hell...he's blabbering.

l think he's gone mad, sir.

l don't have brain, Just CPU only.

Perfect condition.

No doubt, he's mental.

Take him away, running out of my time.

l thought when he was talking

to himself alone,

may be some old medical student.

Sir, you please go out.

Go and cut the umbilical cord.

What would you do for menstruation

and fertilization, Sana?

That's her problem, you go out.

Task incomplete.

Team Tolly

Thank you very much Chitti.

lf you hadn't helped me,

l would've definitely failed.

Why are you wetting my cheek for it?

l'm sorry Chitti.

lf l get caught they'll rusticate

me for three years.

That's why l had to disown you.

- Please don't feel for it.

- l don't have any feelings.

l've understood that humans tell

lies to save themselves.

True!

Move...move...get down...

board next compartment.

Move...move...all of you clear out.

Go to the next compartment.

Are you such a macho man?

Come now!

What are you looking at?

You can't attract anything

we are having stones.

Come on!

- Why are they calling me?

- Keep quiet.

You brought him for protection,

tell him to come now.

Chitti, my purse.

My hall ticket and lD is in it.

Team Tolly

You ruined my home theatre, right?

Now l'll ruin your home theatre.

Catch her!

Chitti train.

Chitti, bash up them!

Team Tolly

Stop it!

No!

Team Tolly

You'll be shocked to know

what Chitti did today.

Chitti is one of its kind.

He's so sweet, he's amazing.

He's unbelievable.

He's like a super hero!

Had he been a human,

l would've ditched you and loved him.

- l see your face frowning.

- No.

Come on Vasi, he's Just a machine.

Whatever he does,

the entire credit goes to you only.

You are really great!

My love is always yours only.

Chitti, you too Join us.

Take photo of all three together.

Wow!

Boom...boom...robot...

Zoom...zoom...robot...

Boom...boom...robot...

Zoom...zoom...robot...

Team Tolly

ls robot lsac Asimov's work?

ls robot lsac Newton's magic?

ls robot Einstein's brainchild?

Hey robot...

Hey happy-go-lucky pal, come let's go...

Boom...boom...robot...

Zoom...zoom...robot...

Boom...boom...robot...

Team Tolly

Robot you're bewilderment...

Raised this city to top...

Electricity for blood...

Wonder of science in

this modern world...

You've mouth but no stomach...

You can talk but never breath...

You've pulse but no heart...

You've power but no arrogance...

O frestone, may you live eternally...

You were born out of a man's love...

You bloomed in the desire...

You united us in love...

Before we know our marriage day,

you're our son...

Chitti...Chitti robot...

Mischievous robot...

You're a darling of everyone

in every nook and corner...

Chitti...Chitti robot...

Mischievous robot...

You're a darling of everyone

in every nook and corner...

Boom...boom...robot...

Zoom...zoom...robot...

Team Tolly

Hi!

O my dear sweet child!

Chitti, hold it.

Oh my child!

Do you've any sense?

Leave me...leave me...

lsn't there any lover like her who never

shuts mouth for little tiffs too?

Won't l get a lover who can listen

peacefully everything like him?

Gives boons without doing penance,

is he Lord Kannan?

Auto man...automatic man...

See the crowd swarming

for your autograph...

Auto man...automatic man...

See the crowd swarming

for your autograph...

Boom...boom...robot...

Zoom...zoom...robot...

ls robot lsac Asimov's work?

ls robot lsac Newton's magic?

ls robot Einstein's brainchild?

Hey robot...

Hey happy-go-lucky pal, come let's go...

Boom...boom...robot...

Zoom...zoom...robot...

Boom...boom...robot...

Zoom...zoom...robot...

Cheers!

You watching avidly as if

Shakila is dancing here.

Planning to complain about this too?

That's the idea.

Tomorrow is AlRD's evaluation,

l'm doing peripheral trouble shooting.

- Are you so great?

- Grammar mistake.

He's great grammarian Tholkappier.

Use right sublime gender and don't use

like animate, inanimate and neuter.

So said Tholkappier in grammar thesis.

Shut up.

Forget about what he said

in a book or a TV interview,

are you greater than us

if you're better informed?

- Yes.

- What yes?

Can you drink like us?

Can you smoke like us?

Can you eat biryani like us?

Can you puke like us after eating?

Can you atleast spit?

- Can you write your initials

while pissing on wall?- Correct!

ls that all difference the

between me and man?

- Looks like a punch in dark!

- lndeed!

These items are in

my don't eat rule list.

The same rule list says to obey

our orders, right?

- Yes.

- Then, drink this.

Eat this biryani.

- l'll ask doctor.

- Don't tell doctor about it.

Hello!

They are asking me to drink alcohol

beverages and eat biryani,

rule priority clause 9,

what should l do now?

Beat those rascals with slippers.

Yes doctor. Command received.

You...

Give me your slippers.

Slippers? Take it.

Are you going to eat it?

He may eat!

He's beating us really.

Leave us, all are watching us on road.

Chitti, stop it...

- Task incomplete.

- What? lncomplete?

Doctor...doctor...sir...sir...

Chitti, stop!

- You need it.

- No.

- Do you've any sense?

- No.

l asked you to get it ready

for AlRD's evaluation,

you're asking him to drink

and eat biryani.

- We never told it, doctor.

- He's lying, doctor.

Only humans lie, machines don't.

Last warning idiots,

next time you'll be fired literally.

Task completed.

Human life is priceless.

Thousands of army men die is wars,

many families face difficulties

losing them,

if we use robots instead of men,

there won't be any human loss,

producing Android Humanoids

like him in great numbers,

my aim to present them

to lndian army.

AlRD's approval for it is necessary.

humbly request authorities and

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