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so it shouldn't take me

too long to pack,

and I'm only gonna bring,

you know,

a few things,

because I can always...

Oh, my God.

I loved it.

It was so pretty,

and the weather was awesome.

Oh, that's so good.

It was cool.

Good, good, good.

Well, what's going on?

I don't know, you know.

I thought it'd be nice.

You've been gone,

and now you're back.

I think we should have like...

a cute little dinner, you know?

- Oh.

- Talk.

I kind of have...

I kind of have something

I want to talk to you about,

so, you know...

Like what?

Is everything all right?

- Oh, yeah.

- Okay.

- Totally.

- Cool.

Yeah.

Is it-I mean, is it bad?

Or is it good?

Do I need to be nervous?

Are you all right?

- Yeah, no, I'm fine.

- All right.

You know, bad, good...

it depends.

- Okay.

- Yeah.

Okay...

Where are those glasses?

Which ones?

Uh, the ones, the-

like, our glasses.

The ones we got at that

art fair, like, forever ago.

The blue flowers?

That's the notice

you're giving me?

Well, no.

No, no, no, no, no.

Like, I...

I'm totally fine

paying all of next month's rent.

I mean, I know I'm completely...

putting you out by doing this,

and I want you to feel...

you know, comfortable

and okay and...

you know, not burdened

financially or anything

so you can find somebody.

I just...

God, I can't believe

you're leaving.

Are you serious?

I'm just...

I'm just really unhappy,

you know?

. He)'...

What are you burning?

Oh, well, you know,

the house, some onions.

Could you open

the window, please?

Yeah, did you-okay.

Oh, gosh.

Wasn't your friend

supposed to come

and help or something?

Yeah, she was supposed

to be here, like, an hour ago.

I don't know where she is.

Oh, my gosh, it smells so bad.

I know, I'm sorry.

Oh, um,

the garage door is open.

It is?

Yeah, did you know that?

Uh, no.

I don't know.

Um, the thing is in my purse

in the front pocket.

Can you shut it?

Yeah.

Where's your purse again?

On the table.

Where is it again?

In the front pocket.

Since you're here, could you

help me with the table?

Do you mind

setting it up with me?

- Yeah, yeah.

- Thanks. Thank you.

Just, um, tilt it this way.

Okay.

And then just hold that...

and then pull.

- Good?

- Yes.

- Okay. You look good.

- Thank you.

Ah.

- Got it?

- I do. I do.

- Okay.

- I know who it is.

Hi, Suziey! We made it!

Oh, my God!

Come in. Come in.

Come in. Come in. Come in.

Thank you.

Wow! No way!

Our place is so small.

This is gorgeous.

Oh, my God.

Hey, I'm Josh.

I'm sorry!

This is Josh!

Oh, my God.

I'm so sorry!

I've heard such

good things about you.

That's so bad.

I'm so sorry.

Um...

I can't even imagine

going through that

and just wondering-

I'm so sorry.

It was just one of those

things that was just like,

"Okay, I'm really done. "

We could take her to

the shelter when we get back.

There's, like,

so many cute dogs and kitties.

Yeah.

Hi, Jonathan!

- Hey.

- Come on in.

- Thanks.

- Hi!

Come on in.

How are ya?

Oh, God.

Let me close this.

How are ya?

- Um, good.

- Yeah? Good. Good.

Well, come in, meet everybody.

Hello, everybody.

Josh and Liesel,

they drove in from Michigan.

- Liesel?

- Yeah, Jonathan?

- Yes.

- Nice to meet you.

- Well, you guys get to know...

- Suziey.

Yes, we know you know Suziey.

Um, get to know each other.

I'm gonna

finish up in the kitchen.

He was at work with me,

and I was talking

about the dinner,

and he overheard it,

and I had to invite him.

But he's so awkward.

And he keeps staring at me.

Well, he thinks you're pretty.

What's wrong with that?

It's just like

he's looking through me.

It's weird.

It's, like...

it's so uncomfortable.

Well, he doesn't mean any harm.

He just thinks you're nice.

- Oh, my God.

- Can I see that one?

What?

You want...

- Can I see that?

- Yeah.

Oh, wait, is that upside down?

I can't even tell

what we're doing.

- Yeah, there you go.

- What are we doing?

Wow, you look really thin there.

- I know.

- Oh, my God.

Is that you?

Yeah.

Crazy. That is crazy.

Look, like, the collar's out.

Let me see it.

- Here you go.

- Oh, my...

Whoa.

How did we do that

with our bodies, right?

- I don't know.

- I mean...

That was college,

though, you know?

That's true.

How did she do that

with her body?

I think I see a nip.

No.

Oh, my gosh, it totally is!

I never realized that.

Well, just keep going.

Hey, no, hey...

'Cause it was just paint.

That was the thing.

It was just paint.

Karen, are you sure you don't

need any help in here at all?

No, I got it. I got it.

I'm good, thank you.

All right.

Wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I got this one.

I got this one.

Hey, does anybody need

any more wine?

I would love some.

Love some.

Is white...

. He)'...

- I'm sorry.

- No, that's all right.

Totally just screamed

in your face.

I, um, just wanted to...

I need some more wine.

Okay.

Hey, let me get that.

Oh, thanks.

- There you go.

- Awesome.

Actually, I was drinking red.

No, White's fine.

That's fine.

I'll just rinse it out.

- Ah, um, okay.

- There you go.

Um, listen,

I just wanted to say, um,

I hope it's not awkward

that I'm here.

I mean, Karen invited me.

And you seem a little...

- Oh, no, no, no, no...

- Is it okay?

- Totally fine.

- Okay.

I just-I was getting

that feeling that...

Dinner party, you know?

We're gonna have fun.

I got it!

It'll be good.

I'm gonna...

I'm gonna go see who's here.

Okay. Yeah, go ahead.

Thanks.

More wine!

Thank you, Madame.

- Oh. You had red. Is it okay?

- I'll drink anything.

He'll drink

pretty much anything, yeah.

- Seriously.

- Yeah.

Hi!

Hi! Hey, hey!

- I'm so sorry.

- Come on. Come on. Come on.

I need you. I need you.

I need you in the kitchen.

Come on. Come on. Come on.

Hi, Suziey!

- Hey, hi!

- Hey, I'm Morgan.

- Josh. Nice to meet you.

- Hello. Liesel, like diesel.

Nice to meet you.

- Hey, how are ya?

- Hey.

Oh.

And then people in the car,

like, it's a lot...

It's Iowa and Nebraska.

Like, going across

those two states,

the longest states...

on the planet.

' AYE, aye, aye, aye, aye.

- How are you doing?

- I'm good. Thank you so much.

- Suziey, you want some?

- Oh, what the hell.

Give you a full one then.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Okay, guys, before we dig in,

I just want to make a toast...

to Suziey.

Um, we are gonna miss you,

and, um, good luck to you,

and we love you very much.

- Ah, thank you, guys.

- Welcome home.

All:
Cheers!

Yay!

Are you supposed

to cheer everybody

if you're just making

a toast for one person?

Well, you're supposed

to drink too.

You didn't drink.

Oh, I drank before.

- That's bad luck.

- It is. Drink.

- Drink!

- Well, no, it's too late now.

You called me on it.

We stopped in Needles,

California, one night.

I was sleeping.

And it was just-

it's like a f***ing desert.

This is from where?

From Ann Arbor, Michigan.

So it was the first time we've

ever been out here, actually.

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