Epic Page #6
And this one
is obsessed
with finding us.
Obviously that's
a security risk.
Can't have one of
his big fat feet
stepping on Moonhaven.
One of his ginormous,
flabby, dirty, stinky--
Okay, I got it.
So we've been
throwing him
off the trail.
So you're just
messing with him?
But he's found
all this stuff.
He only finds what
we want him to find.
Look at his map.
We've got him
looking everywhere
but where we are.
(CHUCKLES)
I love how
this guy talks.
(SLOWLY)
"Look at this flower."
(LAUGHS)
(SLOWLY)
"I hurt my elbow."
(LAUGHING)
I think that's
kind of mean.
"Who said that?"
It's his life's work.
He's my dad!
He what?
I'm a stomper.
What happened?
You got shrunk?
Yes! Which he knows.
Seriously?
It's been a weird day
for everybody.
You got a problem
with stompers?
A stomper
squashed my uncle.
(GASPS)
Oh, my gosh. Really?
No. I'm messing with you.
(LAUGHS)
(GRUNTS)
Too far?
Try it again,
maybe she'll
punch you harder.
BOMBA:
(SLOWLY)I'm sorry.
(NORMAL VOICE)
I guess she's right
about me, huh, Ozzy?
All I seem to be
able to do is...
(SLOWLY)
drive people away.
No, Dad,
you didn't! I'm here!
And you're right
about all of it.
Don't stop looking.
Not now.
(CHIRPING)
(PANTING)
Dad! Dad,
just turn around!
(SNIFFING)
Uh-oh.
Ozzy...
no kisses.
(SCREAMING)
(BARKING)
Ozzy!
(PANTING)
Hey, how do I look?
Scary as ever.
(MK SCREAMING)
Are you okay?
Run!
Ozzy, will you
please stop?
(GASPS)
Oh! Oh!
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!
They're here!
They're in my house!
(GRUNTING)
(VACUUM SUCKING)
(BOTH SCREAM)
(BARKS SLOWLY)
No!
(SLOWLY) Ow!
I hurt my elbow!
Did you hear that?
He said it! (LAUGHING)
Whoa!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
(MK YELPING)
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
No! Don't let go!
Don't let go! No!
(SCREAMING)
(GROANS)
Oh, oh!
Hello there,
my little friend!
Dad! Dad!
(GASPS)
Oh!
Dad! Dad!
(SWOONS SLOWLY)
(MK SCREAMING)
(GRUNTING SOFTLY)
RONIN:
Let's go.You can't stay.
You're with us now!
I'll come home soon, Dad.
I promise.
Come on, MK,
we gotta go.
(SIGHS)
You think he's okay?
Yeah, he'll be fine,
their heads are like rocks.
Uh, smart rocks.
That's a whole
lot of ugly.
Ugh! It smells like
something died in here.
Something did.
NOD:
How do weknow where to go?
RONIN:
I've been here before...
with your father.
He never told me
about this.
He never got
the chance.
(BOTH GRUNT)
How's my dark prince?
It's fine!
Good. Because
if it dies, you die.
We know. You said.
Ugly says "what"?
What?
Nothing.
(LAUGHING)
(GASPS)
Shh!
(BATS SQUEAKING)
There's our exit.
Meet me back here
when you've got
the Pod and the slugs.
How are we supposed
to find them?
Follow the slime.
(GROANS)
Aren't you
coming with us?
I'm gonna make sure
nobody follows you.
Don't worry,
you get the easy part...
I get the fun part.
Hey, look!
It's a Leafman!
I'll keep this simple.
I run...
you try to catch me.
Let's go.
(BOTH GASP)
When I get big again,
I am so coming
back here with
a can of bug spray.
Mub. Grub.
We're down here!
I told you
she'd come for me.
(LAUGHS)
This girl is smitten.
Mmm... (GASPS)
Hand me the Pod!
Oh, come on,
you should work on
your grip, my dude.
It's a bit womanly.
(GRUNTING)
(YELPS)
No, no, no!
Whoa, whoa!
(LAUGHING)
Hurry, before
the guards come back!
GRUB:
Too late!I have a plan!
Quick!
Everybody hide
in your shells!
Oh. I have
another plan!
(MUB AND GRUB GRUNTING)
NOD:
Go! Go!MUB:
Ow! That hurts!Those are my eyes!
Can you go
any faster?
It's kind of hard
when you're
pulling on my brain!
MANDRAKE:
Ronin!What a surprise.
I get so few guests.
Could be the stench
of death. Some people
don't care for it.
It's all right.
Ronin's an old--
What do you call someone
you've known a long time...
and always wanted
to destroy?
I expected you
to come.
But I didn't think
you'd come alone.
Who said I'm alone?
(MUB AND GRUB GRUNTING LOUDLY)
(GASPS)
MK:
Whoa.(BOTH SNARLING)
Ow!
Ooh! So, what's
the plan here?
A hundred Leafmen?
A thousand?
Don't flatter yourself.
(GRUNTING)
(BOTH GROANING)
(ALL GRUNTING)
Well, now
I'm just embarrassed.
I completely
over-prepared.
(YELLING)
(ECHOING)
Go, go, go!
(GASPS)
I'm afraid you'll
find getting out...
is a lot harder
than getting in.
(SCREAMING)
NOD:
Ronin!Hang on!
Go! Take the Pod
to Moonhaven!
I'm not leaving
without you!
Now you're starting
to sound (GROANING)
like a Leafman!
Ronin!
Come on!
(WHISTLES)
Hyah!
We've been
waiting for you.
Where's Ronin?
He gave us
a head start.
But the Boggans
aren't far behind.
(CROWD CHEERING)
You guys made it!
I knew you would.
You got that
from the scrolls?
Some things
you just know.
Hmm.
Let's see.
Moonlight comes in here,
moves along here...
reaches the Pod here.
At the moon's
highest peak.
Only time
it can bloom.
Do you know
what this means?
We single-handedly
saved the forest!
Eye five! Down low.
Too slow. (LAUGHING)
So, when the Pod opens,
what happens to you?
I think I go home.
Well, I guess
this is--
Yeah, I guess it is.
Mandrake's bats!
(YELLING)
They're not attacking,
they're just
blocking out the moon.
Are you ready
for this?
(CHUCKLES)
Are you kidding?
We're outnumbered,
out of time and the fate of
the world is at stake.
Why did I quit again?
See you up there.
As soon as I can
find my helmet.
Thank you.
Hey, guys!
I'm going to
need a uniform!
And a bird!
Oh, that's...
You...
That's all right.
I'll find them myself.
A Leafman makes do.
(BATS SCREECHING)
(LEAFMEN ROARING)
(ROARS)
(MK GRUNTING)
What are you doing?
I'm going to help.
Whoa, whoa.
You heard the queen!
If you want to get home...
you have to be
here with the Pod
when it blooms.
Isn't that
what you want?
So I should
just sit here?
I didn't say that.
Then I'm going up there.
I didn't say
that either.
You don't even know
what you're saying.
I'm saying,
who gives up
everything...
for a world that's
not even theirs?
Dad. My dad does!
I have to
get my dad!
Where do you think
you're going?
The queen said
I was here for
a reason.
This must be it.
That's my girl.
Hyah!
(GASPS)
Oh, come on!
(CROW CAWING)
Mandrake!
He's headed
for Moonhaven!
Grub! The Pod!
It's blooming
in darkness!
Whoa! Hyah!
Hey, Dad!
Come on,
I need your help!
(BEEPING)
Whoa, whoa!
(GROANING)
(BARKING)
(BEEPING CONTINUES)
(BEEPING STOPS)
(GROANS) They're all
right about me, Ozzy.
All these years
just chasing things
that aren't even there.
I actually thought
I saw my daughter,
two inches tall,
stuck in a bug jar.
I've lost my mind.
And I am
talking to a dog.
(SNEEZES)
Hey, Dad!
Come on,
I need your help, Dad!
What? No! No!
Dad, look at me!
I'm right here!
Just check your cameras!
(OZZY WHIMPERS)
Ozzy, please.
I've made up
my mind, okay?
(BARKS)
Quiet!
(STAMMERING)
I don't care anymore.
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