Erotic Agent II

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Please don't lay a hand on my c*nt.

Don't touch my c*nt.

Please forgive me.

I don't want to bother your c*nt.

Don't thrust my c*nt so hard.

What is this thing falling from above?

Is this the gift from above?

It would be very fortunate.

Get this thing to my wife first.

It's so strange.

The strange thing was I was chopping wood,

Suddenly his treasure box fell off from the tree.

Did you open it up?

Of course not. It fell off all of a sudden.

I'm scared to open it.

What's wrong? Why didn't you open it?

If you turned dead,

It would be pathetic.

Now what?

Open it.

Oh

Definitely, hurry up, hurry up, what it that?

Ha Ha Hal can get out finally.

Eh who are you?

I am the wizard inside the treasure box.

A wizard

A wizard

Ah it must have surprised you for the first time.

Why don't we have some tea and snack?

And I will explain it to you.

I haven't had such tasty food for a long time.

Very good.

What fried pork ribs? What ribs?

We don't have fish . How come we have that?

That's true.

English which is something that you don't know

Then why don't you explain it to us

So that we can understand it

I've almost forgotten that I'm a immortal

Immortal? No wonder you are so good looking,

I have breached the law in heaven

Therefore the emperor kicked me out

And locked me in the box and put it on tree

You saved me.

Please don't mention it.

We have saved you. How are you thank us?

I swear that whoever releases me

I will grant that person three wishes.

Three wishes

Really?

However there is an attachment

What is that attachment?

That is after the wishes come true

I need to make love with you

Are you kidding?

Go hell. Don't even dream of it.

You don't need to feel glad or sad

It is because I wouldn't make love with men.

You make love with women?

And only when you are having your period

I would make love with you.

I thought only me like doing it during that time

I can't believe even immortal likes that also

This is the way I increase my power

To realize your wishes

At that time, there is female only.

And we just touch ourselves at most.

How could we do it?

It would be meaningless to say further more.

Do you really want my wife to do that?

Do you really want to have three wishes?

Don't you want to have three wishes?

If I have to choose

I rather not have those three wishes

Hubby think twice

No need to think. No way.

Think again

No that's impossible.

You two stop the fight.

Have the discussion rationally

It is not about rationality.

No... no way.

When the emperor punished me

He added an extra condition

Therefore I am half man half woman

I don't care. Don't you touch my wife.

Oh sh*t who woke me up?

It's me.

Ming-li what's the matter?

I'm sorry to bother you at this time.

However I really want to have three wishes.

Oh yes? Wishes is fine

you make love with me at your period

What are you doing?

I don't remember.

I have to get my spirit out to make love with you

Get your spirit out? Hubby it's time for lunch.

Wow we have a delicious chicken tonight.

Men need nutrition to avoid being soft.

Yes yes come on wow this is delicious.

Honey this is what you say.

Men need nutrition. I've finished

It needs to get started again. What?

Now I am fed and am thinking of that. What?

Don't be so horny. I am still having my period.

That's good. That's howl like to do it.

Come on, hey, honey, are you ready?

Here I am. Is my make up beautiful?

Yes beautiful. Come on quick.

Hey what about my underwear?

Fantastic also. Come quick.

What about the entire body?

Absolutely perfect. Come on.

Honey

What's matter?

Where did you get the money?

For the chicken, make up and underwear?

I didn't have money.

You didn't have money for those?

The immortal gave me.

What? You

Yesterday I think that you wanted to eat chicken

And I want to get some make up

And a new underwear

Then I went for the immortal

I let him do it.

These are the three wishes? Ridiculous

Hubby

This immortal, you will be dead if I find you.

Hubby, hubby, hubby

Shut up you slut

Hubby, hubby, you wait for me please

You are here.

Good morning

Damn it. How could you deceive my wife?

You listen to me. There is nothing between us.

Don't be so angry. It's not her fault.

It's mine.

How come it's not her fault.

Three wishes. Three wishes mean three wishes.

These are the three wishes.

You wasted them.

You gave her chicken,

make up and underwear.

Those are worthless?

Of course those are worthless moron.

Three wishes mean a lot.

Okay okay. I can give you three more wishes.

No attachment. Is that okay with you?

You are so kind?

Both of you are not greedy.

Three wishes only. Name it.

Oh, three, then

I know I know

Why don't we have ginseng, bird's nest and reishi?

This woman is so stupid.

These things will be digested after consumed

Poop after digestion.

Then you will have nothing.

How can you be so stupid?

Then what do you want?

Let me think

At lease a buffalo, an axe and a large bed.

Buffalo and axe have more useful

I can do it with you every night on the bed

To get some new excitements good?

Ha ha ha. You both are so stupid.

I thought I could give you something.

Don't waste your wishes.

These things are far too meaningless.

These are very practical. How come meaningless?

You should get something that use for a life time.

Oh what can be used for a life time?

What is for a life time?

Why your body tuned into such a great shape?

It's the immortal gave me.

What immortal?

When my husband picked a treasure box.

There is an immortal inside the box.

And he gave us three wishes

I took the first one for the enlargement.

What is the second wish?

It turned me into this.

It's like I am having a third leg.

If I had this si

My wife would be dying.

What's more,

the immortal turned it to be hard and long lasting

Oh my god, what about the third one?

Now I am so strong

my wife's breasts are so large

This is such a perfect match. This third wish

Of course is we would never feel satisfied

we'll be feeling horny and making love non stop

do you think my performance is not well enough?

Do you think I am not hard enough?

I feel bored making love with you every day.

You are kidding

Do you think the attacks game

is not exciting anymore

No? Then what is it?

I want to ask you

My breasts are not as large as Ming-li's

Would you touch them?

Oh they are large enough to grab.

However mine is not that large

Would you dislike me?

Not really. I would like you to be longer, bigger

And longer lasting

Then your breasts should be larger

more hair down there.

More moisture would be perfect.

Then it would be the same as Ming-lei's.

That means you are fond of her.

You are always thinking of her,

If you say that, then I'ld be the same as Tin-gin

You are thinking of him and dislike me

We never quarrel before.

Now because of those two people

We are always fighting.

That's right.

You know you're wrong

Oh honey I don't really mean this.

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