Erotic Ghost Story

What else do you want?

No more

What's your order, Miss?

All I want is a little rest

A pot of tea please

Sure

Mo, the meat buns in Mao's restaurant

really are big and good

Yes, nice, smooth and big as a bowl

A bowl's not big enough. A teapot

Let me show you the two buns

I've just bought

Why are they missing?

How come? I really bought them

Missing

Just look around

Get away

Miss,

have you seen my buns?

Brother, she stole them; she's got them

Stop making trouble here

Keep away, old man!

Give me back my buns

Again?

Get away

Miss, they really are tough

They'll get help. Run now!

Faces up

Banker takes all

Brother

Yes?

Damn, what's become of you two?

Brother, a woman did it

You can't beat a woman?

You deserve it

Brother, she's excellent in kung fu

Right

So you suffered a glorious defeat!

Shuffle

Brother,

her kung fu is no fun

What?

Is she equipped with lots of biceps?

And her chest is as big as a teapot

Yes, it's true

You'll too fall...

for her low-cutting dress

Let's go

Seeing is believing

It's up there

Try to keep up

Halt!

How strange

Not her

Damn, is it her to not?

You must mean my sister

Have you got a sister?

She's Fei-fei,

carrying an umbrella, right?

Yes, she did carry an umbrella

Miss, your sister has wounded my brother

How are you going

to make good the damage?

How did they get hurt?

She...

She's rude

My sister's an arrogant man-hater

She's not as sociable as I am

Are you? Let's...

You're tall and handsome,

and their big brother

I'd jump at the chance

Great, let's do it now

Hold it

What? You're changing your mind?

How can I alone cope with you five?

Never mind, serve me first

They'll join later

Right, you go first, brother

Follow the queue

Don't fight

Don't fight,

I still have 4 sisters over here

Come out

Each of you will have a share

This is for me

She's curvaceous

Possessed by evil spirits!

They're gone

Never thought we could've come upon this

soon after we came here

to seek perfection

Don't ever let sister know about it

or she'll blame us for our behaviour

I won't

Well, where has sister been today?

If the Wutung fairy was any good,

I'd offer a pig

That woman next door said he's good

Is he?

Thank you

Hello, Miss, some candles?

Why are there...

only female worshippers here?

No men?

You must be a stranger here

I've just moved in

Wutung is deity of fertility

Any barren women blessed by him...

will be pregnant

Come on

Serve some incense now

He's handsome

Taoist priest, be on your guard

Yes

You should be on your guard, Miss

My name is Hsuan Kuei

What's your name, Miss?

We're only strangers

Let's not exchange names

One not going straight is not

a devout believer

Old Taoist, what are you up to?

You know what you've done

What have I done?

You were lusty in the presence of Wutung

you may encounter fatal disasters

Nonsense

Why are you picking on me

of all the many female pilgrims?

Is it taboo for me even to think of it?

That's all right for women in general

But not for you

Why?

Women are human. Human and demons can't

mix no matter how you yearn for it

But you...

What about me?

You're an accomplished vixen

going about your wicked ways

in human form

Your lust in Wutung's presence...

invites disaster

Woe betide only those who ask for it

Repent now

Enough, old priest,

you really have the guts

Watch out!

I can't help if you don't take my word

If anything happens,

come to see me at Pi Tan Falls

Sister

Have you cleaned up everything?

We've done it most of the day

See for it yourself

Those who seek perfection must be

in the right mood

When you're peaceful in mind,

there's peace in your heart

You should understand this principle

Sure, sister,

you've said that repeatedly

Though we're sworn sisters,

I mean every word of it

Remember that after 36 days

we may shed our animal frame

and be immortal

During this period, monsters,

within or without

may try to ruin us

Guard against this

Don't worry, we'll bear this in mind

How can...

there be monsters over here?

Speak of the devil,

and the devil appears

How could...

there be visitors right now?

Fei-fei, go and see who it is

Greetings, Miss

Who are you looking for, madam?

You're...

I'm your neighbor. My husband is Wang

Let's greet you as Mrs Wang then

As you please

It's spotlessly clean here

Please sit down

Thank you

It's a big house

Only the 3 of you here?

Yes, we three sisters only

Only you three sisters, and not a man?

No

You really are great

Nowadays cases of women getting pregnant

before marriage are not uncommon

I must be off

They say:
A neighbor is closer than

a distant relative

This is only a courtesy call

Please just tell me if you need anything

Be free to come over to me

Just drop in when you have time

What a busybody

She means well

Where's she now?

Go over to see how our neighbor is

Three girls have just moved in

as our neighbors

You never go out

How do you know?

Well, you're right

I must go for a walk now

Wait,

you haven't answered my question yet

I saw them in the garden

Did you dig a hole over there?

No, I climbed up the wall

Forgive me, darling,

I won't do it again

I really won't do it again

I really won't do it again

I'm finished, I'm finished

The old Buddha's statue's fallen. Why?

He needs a rest

after such a long practice

Don't make fun of him

It's late. Let's eat and retire

Help, help!

Don't run!

Stop!

Help!

Help!

Stop, or I'll chop you dead!

Stop!

How could you use violence...

in broad daylight?

Miss, you come at the right time

Let me butcher this kid

this take you up the mountain

to have fun

Brother, are you all right?

Let's go

Forgive me for touching...

your body accidentally

Forgive me

Scholar, you had a narrow escape

Don't be formal

I remember now

I was pursued by 3 bandits and fell

I can't remember what followed then

I've driven the bandits away for you

You did?

You're only a frail girl

I've learned boxing

from a famous instructor

Who are you?

How did that happen?

I'm Wu Ming sitting

for the scholastic examination

I've been studying...

in the hut for it

I was going to town to buy

some daily necessities

I came upon these bandits

and nearly got killed

May I know your name, Miss?

I'm Pai So-so

Thanks for your help

I must take leave now

Are you all right?

You can't make it

Don't be silly

You can't go back the way...

you walk

Let me help you

Proximity between sexes is not decorous

But the sage says:

Cases of emergency are excepted

Come on, let's go

Take care

Thank you, Miss

Here I am. Let me go in now

There's a saying:

"See a good deed through"

Go in

My humble dwelling can't

admit of distinguished guests

I'm neither a distinguished guest

nor a priest

You're a mudman

Go back and change

Yes, Miss, please

You...

I cleaned up for you. Are you satisfied?

You did that in only a moment

Scholar, girls can do such chores

much more efficiently than men

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