Erotic Ghost Story III

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Brother, buy me a drink

cheers!

Please, sir

Tonight is yours

no, you first

Brother, here comes an easy prey!

He has a sword

Has he I've got a sabre too

What will you have, sir

Just make a few dishes for me

Any inn in this vicinity, please

not in our isolated place

Haunted houses, maybe

Waiter, wine

Good

please, sir

now it depends on you. Take care

Master, after a hard journey,

come here and sit down

What are you doing

Master, you're handsome,

you must be romantic

come drink with me, come over

I can't drink, I can't

Bastard, molesting my wife

Your wife I didn't

I saw it. Don't deny!

Darling, he assaulted me

Darling, he touched me

Sex fiend, you!

Brothers, beat him!

Don't try anything foolish!

It's female

So you enjoy posing as a man

Let my brother show you...

how to be a real man

What do you want Let me go!

Brother, rape her!

Rape her!

Well, by popular request, I'll do it

Move her up the table

Rape her!

Help!

Rape her!

Let me go!

Help, help!

Put it on

I thought you'd leave me behind

I told you not to follow me

You won't be happy to be with me

Our marriage was one arranged

before our birth

My dad fixed it. Marry my dad then

You're forsaking me! Let me die!

Are you out of your mind

Only because you're forsaking me

Well, follow me, if you please

That's better

Let's go

Yes

Go in

Help, help!

Keep away, lousy dog, sick dog!

Keep away!

Please drive away that dog for me

Thank you

Go now

Keep away!

Thank you

Who are you

put me near an oil lamp, quick!

Otherwise, I'm finished. Come on, quick!

Thank you

Hurry up

Excuse me, please

Help me, Buddha!

A demon!

Don't misunderstand me, sir

I'm not a demon, I'm a monk

You're a monk

Buddha be praised! You must be devout

Forget minor rites. Don't be stubborn

One muse live and let live

Have food, have fun and go freely

The rest are of no consequence

What's your priestly name, please

How come you're now big and now small

I am the Reverend Wick

a monk since childhood,

to guard Wick Tower

Facing the lamp day and night is boring

I have no one to chat with

I pour out my feelings to the lamps only

Real or imagined,

the wick said to me one day

He taught me

the incantation that shrinks me

But I might get burnt to death

if the lamp burns out

before I change back

Thank you

May I ask your names, please

I'm chu chung, and he's Liu...

Hsia-hui

Greeting, Mr chu, Mr Liu

Don't stand on ceremony

call us by name

You keep him company

while I go in to change

Mr Liu has a sense of humor

Let's go in to chat

Good

please

Sit down

priest, what you told us just now...

They say life's a wick

It's gone, once burnt out

compared with the centuries-old universe

life's a speck only, right

Forget it now

When you reach my age, you'll understand

priest, are you all right

chu, when were you born

The 9th day, 5th moon, year of the Rat

9 5, year of the Rat

lmmediately before noon

How do you know

Great, congratulations!

Yours is maximum masculinity

and strength, very rare

What did you say

You won't understand

no matter how I put it

In a word, you're extraordinary

We're like good friends

I've got good wine

Let me get it for all of us

Don't run around. Wait for me

An exceptional man

You bloody monk!

Sex is nothingness

and nothingness is sex

Why are you here

Mr Liu, no...

Miss Liu, so you're a lady

You scoundrel, you peeped at my bathing!

O, I didn't see anything

How do you know...

I'm a lady then

Miss Liu, don't blame me

First, I didn't know

you were taking a bath

Second, I didn't know you were female

creep, you're unworthy as a monk,

you're obscene!

Enough, even a Buddha may flare up!

Udity doesn't count for much

Every creature is naked at birth

Have you seen a chicken or duck dressed

Buddha be praised!

The tree of spiritual awakening is

no tree, nor is the mirror a substance

Nothingness won't get contaminated

I'm in no mood for your sutras

I've already suffered

You're a creep, a real creep!

Miss Liu, if you deem that as a loss

come and feel me,

knead me any way you like

come on

Scare me

chu

priest

I told you not to move around

priest,

that fairy in the portrait

is smiling at me

chu, no ideas,

no illusions

Undesirable ideas breed illusions

What I saw didn't look like illusion

Men belong to earth;

spirits belong to hell

The combination of the two is a bad omen

chu, you'd better forget

what you've seen

priest,

you mean what I saw is real

priest, how can I ever see her again

Do me a favor, please

o, it's dangerous

I'm a wanderer with no worries;

I'm not afraid

It could be fatal!

I'd die without regrets

if I could see her once

Evil!

I'll help you so as not

to go against Heaven's will

But you must promise me one thing

You must come back within 24 hours

Well, I promise

Don't take this as a precedent

If you hasn't returned

when this incense burns out

you'll drift in the Void...

without ever getting back

Turn this holy wheel

Read this passage of sutras

and you can move freely

And when coming upon any danger

throw out the wheel and you'll be safe

Remember

Thank you

Use the master's gold body

to turn the wheel

to enter the lifeless tunnel

Buddha be praised!

Hands off!

Don't do it, it's damned!

Let go!

Mr chu

How do you know my name

I'm Yun l-meng

My dad is a famous fortune teller

He can tell the past

and predict the future

After reading my fortune, he told me

I'd come upon a disaster at 17

Don't cry. Confide it to me

He said I was fated to stay in hell

for a period

before you'd appear to take me

as your wife

Don't worry, I won't hurt you

Dad said my life is not yet over

After you marry me, your yang can help

bring me back to earth

Your ladyship

Where's l-meng

In the room opposite

Why didn't you announce

the presence of a guest

I must host a feast for him tonight

Yes, your ladyship

Buddha be praised!

Please don't knock anymore, I beg you!

A monk is delighted...

by others reading sutras

Why are you an exception

You chanted and knocked all night,

disturbed my sleep

I won't do it anymore if

you tell me where chu chung is

What

Well, come with me

come, come

Where's he

As I told you repeatedly,

he's walked into the wall

You're lying again

See for yourself

How can such a strong wall

be penetrated

And I saw nothing inside from outside

You asked me

but won't believe what I said

Have you heard of Hellgate

What Hellgate

No, but not much different from it

This painting is a crossing

between earth and hell

Laymen like you won't understand

He entered it a long while ago

He should return now

This question is difficult to answer

Don't you know the mess outside

The court changed...

its chicken farm policy

chu won't come out probably...

because he prefers to stay inside

Don't be silly, I was only joking

He'll come back for sure

before the incense burns out

He won't forsake his life. Don't worry

They come and go freely, let it be

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