Escape from Pleasure Planet Page #3

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of our own.

Okay.

MIB headquarters,

this is Agent Daniels.

Paging for General Randall.

Come in. I'm at the location.

MIB headquarters, come in.

Why am I not surprised?

Please,

make yourself comfortable.

Thank you.

Whoa!

That's not what I meant.

Hmm...

You're a very mysterious creature.

Your intentions confuse me.

I've never seen a species

quite like you before.

You mean a man?

You've never seen a man before?

No, they do not have them

where I come from.

But I think it may be

very important now.

Why is that?

Because our ship

has been destroyed.

We have no way

of returning home.

Good point.

We must now learn

to fit into your world,

to become a part of it,

to do as you do,

to feel as you feel,

to love as you love.

I'm sure you'll be able

to fit in quickly.

You've just got to learn how

to live in a world full of men.

Of course,

and you will teach me, yes?

Yes.

I mean, no!

You're a Princess, aren't you?

I'm just your

every day UFO hunter.

Besides,

Suzi's right down the hall.

She majored

in castration in college.

Don't worry about Suzi.

Tara can handle her.

But now I would like to know

what men do for their mates

here on Earth.

Well, for the sake

of scientific research.

MIB headquarters, come in.

This is Agent Daniels.

Paging for General Randall.

MIB headquarters, come in.

Cease communications, Earthling.

Drop it.

Hold on a second, beautiful.

Okay, I'm sure

we can talk about this.

Who are you communicating with?

My boss.

I was just checking in.

You know,

they get worried about me

down at headquarters

if they don't hear from me.

Sounds like you've got

a lot to be worried about.

Wait a minute.

One more step,

and I'll vaporize you,

Phew, well, we won't

want that now, would we?

You wouldn't.

Look, it's pretty obvious you're

one of those alien things, okay?

But you need me.

I can help.

I don't know what kind

of creature you are,

but I'm certain that there's

nothing you could do for me.

Don't be so sure.

I saw the Princess

engaging in some

physical contact with

the other of your kind.

What was it?

Oh, that.

Yeah, let's just say

he was integrating her

into one of

Earth's oldest customs.

It looked very...

interesting.

I would like you to show me

this contact.

You want me to show you?

Okay.

But, why don't we start by you

not pointing that thing at me?

Okay, but no funny business.

Hey, no funny business.

Cassia, this is Aria.

Come in.

Cassia,

this is Aria.

Answer me!

I hate playing phone tag!

No, I want you to get me

the stainless steel ones.

You know, the ones with

the fur on the inside.

Yeah.

Look, I'm gonna have to

call you back, okay?

General Randall?

Daniels, where the hell

have you been?!

I thought you weren't

coming back.

It's a long, long story, sir.

But I have big news.

You were right.

Something did crash

in those hills.

I knew it!

It was an alien space craft.

Now, unfortunately,

the ship's totaled.

But the occupants were

able to bail out in time.

Where are they?

They're at Jake's house,

just like you suspected.

Two of them, women.

One's a Princess,

and the other's her body guard.

Fantastic!

Are they friendly?

Oh, yes, they're very friendly.

But without their spacecraft,

they're stranded here on Earth.

That's an incredible story.

Are you sure every word

of this is true, Daniels?

I'm positive.

In fact, I brought you proof.

This is Cassia.

Is she one of them?

Oh, she's one of them.

Incredible.

I thought you said

there were two.

Two on the ship that crashed.

Cassia was actually

sent here on a mission

to capture the Princess.

Incredible!

But, she's changed her mind.

Haven't you, dear?

Yes, darling.

I never

want to go back.

What changed her mind?

It's, it's actually all

in the report, sir.

Let's just say we found

a common ground.

And ground it

and ground it.

She's kind of my girlfriend now.

Yeah, uh...

I can see that.

We better wrap this all up.

We better bet them to D.C.

The President's gonna want to

know about this right away.

Yes, sir.

Come on, babe.

On the deck?

Jake, I've been looking

everywhere for you.

Suzi.

Whoa!

You look different.

Do you like it?

It's very...

ordinary.

Don't worry. You look great.

You're gonna fit right in.

Here you go.

I think you'll

find the make up

of the material

to be very...

flexible.

Excellent.

Did you find anything out

new about the Princess?

A few things.

Me too.

So, ladies, I'm gonna have to

tell someone about

your situation.

They might be able to help you.

That's very kind of you.

I'm pretty certain

that we're being tracked

by an evil hunter

named Cassia.

She betrayed me

and tried to kill us.

Then let's go now.

No one is going anywhere.

- Damn it!

- Who are you?

Stop where you are!

Sorry, folks,

MIB is taking over from here.

What's going on?

We've got orders to bring

these girls into Washington.

Don't worry.

Nobody's going to hurt you.

On whose orders?

General Randall's orders.

Oh, why didn't you say so?

Like to take you two in

for some quick questions.

Is there somewhere

we can go in private?

Um, down the hall,

first door on the left.

Don't worry, girls.

He won't hurt you.

He's just a man...

in black.

I know what to do with a man.

So do I.

Um, maybe I should just go

keep an eye on them.

What's taking everyone so long?

I don't know,

but I expect some answers.

I'll bet you do.

And I'll give to you.

But first,

you ever consider

having a close encounter?

Hey, pal, tailgating is illegal

in this quadrant.

I've never seen a species

quite like you before.

I know what to do with a man.

Let me do the talking.

Greetings, Earthlings. How?

Come on, let's try

the loading dock.

Maybe we can hijack

an escape shuttle.

Time to put this baby

on auto-pilot

and do a little hooter hunting.

I am Cassia,

the liaison for your visit.

Cassia, this is Aria.

Come in.

Eluding my trained fighters?

I don't believe it.

Is everything ready as planned?

I haven't seen anything big

from you in days.

That two big-tittied twits

cleaned out our kitchen

and now we have to go

grocery shopping.

Yeah, ka-pow!

Nothing, nothing but smoke.

To me this is important.

I know something is gonna happen,

something big.

Oh, why didn't you say so?

You mean a man.

You've never seen a man before?

MIB headquarters,

this is Agent Daniels.

Paging for General Randall.

Yes, they're very friendly.

But you need me.

I can help.

What can you tell me about

the UFO tracking station

at Santa Mira Springs?

On the deck?

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