Even Lovers Get The Blues

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Good evening.

It's like Siberia out here...

Stick the heating on!

What are you doing?

I'm eating you.

It's getting late...

That's great!

- I know!

You're turning me on.

I want you right now.

Baby, please...

Do you want a drink?

Two shots of vodka, please.

Thanks.

Cheers!

Let's go.

- OK.

I love you. Come on...

Wait...

It won't close!

It's filthy down there.

Turn around.

It's filthy here too.

What's this?

How does it work?

It's a leotard. Let me un-do it...

I'm not hard yet!

I can't feel you...

Come on, harder...

Harder!

- Stop telling me what to do!

I love you.

- I love you too.

Then love me harder!

Are you OK?

Can't you come?

I can! Shh!

I'm going to come...

- Pull out!

Wait, I'm going to come...

Pull out!

Pull out!

I'll be back.

- What?

I'll be right back.

Hugo?

Hugo!

Hugo?

Speak to me...

Hello? My boyfriend

has just had a seizure.

He's not well...

We can come back with you.

It's OK. Go without me.

Are you sure?

- Yes.

I'm fine.

OK...

I'll call you.

You could have made an effort.

How? By reading a bible passage?

- Yes!

I asked you for just one thing.

A homage for your brother.

Dad, can we go?

They had just had sex

when it happened.

She was in the shower...

He said he wanted a threesome...

Cut it out.

The evening it happened,

before they left.

She didn't want one.

What is it?

I don't know...

I'm surprised he wanted that.

I'm not.

Oh, really?

It's not so strange.

Plenty of people do it.

You're such a prude!

- Cut it out.

Can I help you?

Looking for something in particular?

I don't know.

I'm just browsing.

Is it for a man? A woman?

For me.

And my girlfriend.

Something for both of us,

but I don't know what.

I want something that...

I don't know.

- It's OK. I'm used to it.

I'll help you.

- OK.

I'll show you what we have.

We have this, for example.

Would you kindly

place your finger inside the hole, sir?

And voil!

A nice, tight blowj*b!

Not bad, right?

We have lots of things like this.

Thanks.

I can show you some other models.

Sweetheart?

Graz?

Good evening.

What are you doing?

I heard there's a fire here.

Oh, really?

Yes, I received a phone call.

It seems that

someone's p*ssy is on fire...

Really?

So, I'll need to get my hose out...

Well...

If that's the case...

Maybe I'll need to help,

Mister Fireman...

Really? That's not a bad idea.

Sit there...

- No, you sit there.

I'll need to get out your hose,

Mister Fireman.

I think your hose is ready

to put out the fire, Mister Fireman!

Take your clothes off.

Put this on.

Why?

- I'm ovulating.

Put it on. No questions.

So?

Ready?

Wait a second...

Want me to help?

- Stop always saying that.

I'm just trying to be nice,

Mister Fireman...

It's not f***ing working!

What do you mean?

- It's the condom! You don't know!

Calm down. It's OK.

Stop pressuring me!

Why don't you go on the pill?

I won't put sh*t inside me

just because you can't get hard!

Hey, Ana. It's me.

Just calling to see how you are.

Lo said you'd heard

from the pathologists

and I wanted to know how you are.

We're getting lunch today.

It might be good to get out.

It'd be really great to see you.

Lots of love.

Hello?

Who?

I'll open the door.

You have to ring the doorbell, OK?

I'm on the first floor.

OK, bye.

Hi.

- Come in.

Sorry for turning up like this.

It's OK.

I couldn't sleep anyway.

Did you both live here?

Yes.

I've made a few changes.

It didn't always look like this.

Do you sleep here?

- Yes.

Would you mind turning on a light?

- Sure...

And you?

Where are you staying?

I'm squatting with some friends.

I've found some work as a barman.

And I want to study photography.

I do it as a hobby, but it's tough.

Will you move here?

No...

I don't know.

It's temporary. We'll see.

Do you squat with different friends?

No.

I met a couple of guys...

A couple of guys offered to...

My stuff's there, I squat. That's all...

It's a bit weird

we never met before.

Well, with me and my family...

They're all wearing short-shorts!

Not even that, they're G-strings!

So, they're all there,

throwing up in the gutter!

The British are just all over the place!

But I love their accent!

- Yes!

The guys look right at you and say:

Have you slept with a lot of guys?

That many?

More than you, I reckon!

How many then?

I don't know.

I stopped counting.

Where do you meet them?

All over the place.

In bars, nightclubs, online...

In backrooms too.

What are they like, backrooms?

They're totally dark.

The last time,

I was totally wasted in London.

Some guy was sucking me off

and he stole my wallet and phone!

N W.

' '(w!

In backrooms,

everyone has their trousers down.

So that makes things easier.

Here's to the magic of backrooms!

Wait. Salta rockerita!

Uno, dos, tres!

I've always dreamed of doing that!

OK, my turn now!

Uno...

Oh, hi!

This is Miguel.

Louis, Miguel...

Hi Miguel.

- Hi.

He plays too.

He has a group in Colombia.

We just met randomly.

That's cool.

"That's cool".

All right?

What's this?

- Nothing.

He's hitting on you, right?

- Totally!

You think that's funny?

- It is funny.

He's quite cute.

A bit too hairy for me...

You're an idiot.

I was thinking...

Maybe he could stay with us tonight?

You know what I mean?

What do you mean?

You know...

We could try something.

It might be fun.

Fun?

Are you serious?

It's so small

It's so tight

It's ridiculous, complicated and cold

Inside of me

Ants are dancing

They dream and contain

their rancid pleasures

You feel them quiver

This hill of straw

This proliferating hill of beaten earth

This hill of downfallen fellows

This hill of hawkers of impertinences

Sublimating me

As I ponder the abyss

Beneath the naked, stormy sky

A great undefeated warrior

Begging on his knees

In this humid cocoon

I shall radiate unhappiness

These wounded wings

Sh*t...

What time is it?

Happy Birthday.

Thanks.

I'm sorry about yesterday.

Ne you haw'?

What?

Do I make you happy?

I don't care about that guy...

That's not what I'm talking about.

I want an answer.

Are you happy?

Yes.

It's a little clichd...

It should be me giving you a present.

I want you to give me a child.

What?

I want us to have a kid.

He'll look a little like you...

and a little like me.

I want a family.

Is it dumb?

No, it's not dumb.

But I don't know

if I want to have a family.

Being served?

- Yes...

Happy Birthday!

- Thanks.

I like your eyelashes.

- F*** you.

Here alone?

- No, he's coming.

Happy Birthday, Louis!

- Thanks.

Hi...

- Hi, I'm Louis.

Happy Birthday.

- This is Arthur, Hugo's brother.

Hi.

- Nice to meet you.

Likewise.

Hi.

- Isn't Graciano here yet?

The surprise is ready!

Is everyone here?

Stop just here, Louis.

Louis, move a bit to your left...

OK, stand right there.

OK... Huddle together!

OK, everyone's in place... Good.

So, Louis...

As you know,

today is your birthday.

I just wanted to say...

I'm very proud

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