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Well, not very many people call

me that nowadays.

Amazing!

You've lost a lot of weight.

Yeah, thanks. But anyway...

I'm going out to grab some lunch.

I mean...

You wanna join me? We can have

a coffee and talk about the loan.

Alright? You sure?

I'll just get my jacket.

Back in two seconds.

How about dinner?

- I'm still pretty full from lunch.

- No, I mean...

Like go out for dinner someday.

Talk about old times and...

I don't know.

Catch a movie, or... go dancing?

Dancing?

- Are you hitting on me?

- Maybe.

Are you married?

Not exactly.

But unavailable?

Yeah, in a way.

Right. Well, but...

That's typical.

- Have you got a cigarette?

- That wasn't easy.

- Visiting someone?

- Yeah.

- Not always that much fun.

- No.

My dad's in there. Sometimes

he has a few lucid moments, but...

- Not today?

- Not today.

- Is it your grandpa?

- No.

Well, that's a tough one.

I guess he's pretty old?

- Your father?

- It's not my father.

It's my boyfriend.

My boyfriend's in there.

Crap.

Why don't you come to see me next time?

I could use a handyman right now.

I've brought you something.

Look at this.

Thought you might want a newer one.

She's really growing up.

It's obvious who her mother is.

- But she looks more like him.

- No, more like me.

Wanna see something?

- You can tell, right?

- Yeah.

- Huh?

- Yeah, I can see it.

Show me.

Whose ring is that on your finger?

You have to move on.

You dream of creating

a perfect home for Merete.

You dream of Frank coming home,

that you'll all be one big happy family.

That'll never happen.

Frank's not coming home.

We'll never get him back.

Hi. I've got some bank papers -

- you should take a look at.

I was heading this way, so...

Okay. Come in.

Does this mean I can't get a loan?

Because I've done time?

Adne? What do you need him for?

He's the only one I know

who has any money.

This is all his fault. He knew there was

ten kilos of heroin in that backpack.

He was too big a coward to fetch

it himself, so he sent you...

We used to be friends. He used to be

Frank's friend. Friends don't do that.

If you go to Adne, you'll tumble down

every step you've climbed.

Merete will be gone forever,

and it'll all have been for nothing.

Hello?

Hah!

Is it you?

Hey, hey, hey! Okay.

Okay, stop.

You got cigarettes?

I thought maybe

you owed me something.

Why's that?

For what?

For clamming up about you. I thought

it might be worth something.

I wasn't there. I was in Sandnes.

You should've been there. I could've

told them everything about you.

Yeah. I hear you.

It's empty. Goddammit.

- F***, I just had half a million here.

- You got anything?

Hey, I've got shitloads of stuff.

I've got beer. Fancy a beer?

- Do you?

- Yeah.

The beer's in the kitchen.

In the fridge.

Behind the champagne.

The neighbor's got beer.

- Is he home?

- F***, I could really use a beer now.

Do you even know him?

I want beer. Don't you?

Check this.

- Tea candles?

- Cozy, huh?

- So what do you need, really?

- All I really need is water.

You've got beer.

Water at home.

- F***, you're living without water?

- I've got a plumber.

I need to pay him.

He won't turn it on until I've paid.

- Okay. I'll fix it. Got his number?

- You'll pay him?

I'll pick up the tab. I'm f***ing

grateful you kept your mouth shut.

I was damn frightened.

Scared shitless you'd say something.

I'll fix it. The plumber.

And you'll give me some.

- We've got a past. We've f***ed.

- We haven't!

- We sure as hell have. Twice!

- We've never f***ed.

We have. We've f***ed.

You liked it.

- We haven't! We've never f***ed!

- We've f***ed alright.

At least I remember it

damn f***ing well.

- What?

- Hi. What's going on here?

- Tidying up.

- Right.

- I've got...

- More bad news?

I've got like a plan.

It sort of sucked the last time, so...

I've made like... a plan for

the loan and so on.

- Pretty neat plan and stuff.

- Well, come in.

I'll help you with a new application,

and you'll get a loan. It'll work out.

But is it normal for bankers

to make house calls?

I guess not.

Not unless you're particularly

interested in the client.

But... You don't wanna come along

and grab something to eat?

I really don't understand

how you got that thin.

You're always hungry.

Hungry all the time.

But do you have any paint?

No.

But I've got a friend who knows this guy

who's got some paint lying around.

- He said. That he didn't need.

- Right.

You know a guy who knows a guy

who maybe has some paint?

Two of these... and one of these.

Hey! What the hell?!

Goddamn wankers!

Your painting outfit...

What?

- What about it?

- Is it from the chubby days?

Why do you say that?

But... Are you hungry?

- It's nice.

- Very nice.

Hey?

You want tickets to the safari park?

- You could take your daughter there.

- Have you got tickets?

We get them at work.

Like bonuses for people

who have a family.

Which I don't have.

Yet.

Let me in!

I need to use the can!

- It's busted.

- Pee in the sink?

I need to pee like hell!

Oh, come on! Come on!

Come on!

Let me use the phone!

Let go of me! Let go!

Let go of me!

Your boyfriend was lying here.

You know who was lying over there?

My mate.

- Sorry.

- Come again?

Sorry. I never meant to do it.

It never should've happened.

I've done my time.

I've paid my debt.

Paid your debt?

Paid your debt?!

I was a young man back then.

A young man with a future.

I had a girlfriend.

I had friends

and a business heading up.

Everything changed that night.

My business went straight to hell.

Suddenly I owed lots of money -

- to a lot of really bad people.

Get it?

I lived like a f***ing fugitive.

And when the debt was paid,

I was wasted. I was burned-out.

And my girlfriend, -

- and my house and my car, -

- everything was gone.

What do you want from me?

I'm reasonable.

But I'm not stupid.

And I know what it means

to be in debt.

I'm a realist.

You'll do some odd jobs for me.

- Odd jobs?

- Yeah.

Sell some stuff.

Move some stuff across the border.

Odd jobs like that.

Call it installments.

I can't do it.

I've already paid!

You've got no choice, sugar.

You're stuck.

- What's this? Is it gold?

- No.

- It's not real.

- It looks like gold.

What does it say on the inside?

Anything?

- "Your Ken Andr"?

- Give it back.

Let me have your finger.

This makes us a couple.

I'm your Ken Andr.

You'll do as you're told.

You work for me.

It's a fairytale forest!

The thorns stung both his eyes

so he went blind.

He wandered aimlessly about

for ages and ages.

Blind in the forest. Lived on roots

and berries he found on the ground.

And after a long, long time, -

- he suddenly heard a voice,

a girl singing.

And he followed the sound of the voice.

Got closer and closer.

Deeper and deeper into the forest.

And when he was right

beside the voice, -

- the princess saw it was him.

And she was so happy!

She threw her arms around him.

Her tears of joy dripped down

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