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Everybody Wants Some!! Page #6
complements then conflicts.
What I like to do
is a little sugar, cayenne pepper,
you add a little
whiskey, mmm, a little lime.
- Finn?
- Yeah?
Hey, yeah,
I just want a f***ing drink, man.
Pardon me for trying
to class up the joint.
Don't get low.
That's right, freshman.
Yeah, you keep up that
funky-ass spin sh*t.
I've got you figured out, son.
Yeah, that's just what I want.
You thinking you got me clocked,
then I set you up.
I'll let you know when I feel threatened.
You feeling threatened yet?
All right, smartass.
- 19-17.
- Actually, it's 17 -19.
Thank you, Nesbit! 17 -19, is that better?
Uh... No, I'm scared now, but, yeah...
Can we f***ing play now?
God damn it!
Glen, get your head
out of your f***ing ass! Let's go!
- 20-17!
- 17 -point.
I swear to f***ing God! Shut your mouth!
17 -point!
Hey, good game, man. Let's play again.
F***!
F***.
Stupid f***ing game!
- My dad was a table...
- F*** off.
Now I gotta put out that f***ing fire.
- That dude needs to relax.
- Thanks, Jake.
I told you so, man.
He broke the f***ing paddle.
Look at that sh*t.
Jake. Jake. Jake. Jake.
Here.
Uh-oh. If things calm down,
Nez, you're next, bro.
- F***!
- You're up, man.
I don't think
you could use that one, though.
He does not like losing, at all!
Lot of Twilight Zones, man.
Yeah.
Recorded them all
over the last year or so.
Yeah, you got that one
where the lady,
she's getting the surgery
to correct how ugly she is?
- Yeah!
- So she gets surgery,
but it turns out that she's beautiful,
and everyone else is, like, hideous.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely, dude.
- You know what that's called?
- No.
- "The Eye of the Beholder."
- Yeah, yeah, that one.
if I'm not mistaken.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa there, Willoughby.
There's no way
you're gonna suck that down
in one hit, man.
Yeah. Yeah.
There's gonna be too much smoke.
You know, like, there's not even
enough room in your body
for the amount of smoke
there's gonna be.
Really?
Well, take notes, boys,
'cause I grew up on two rivers.
All right, I got f***ing swimmer's lungs.
I'm a river rat.
And don't forget, he does have
a double chamber
cooling system on that thing.
I don't care if he grew up
on 40 f***ing rivers,
it's just not happening.
Okay.
Okay. Well, get ready.
Oh!
Oh, sh*t, no, no, no. Is it?
- Oh, my God.
- Un-f***ing real, man.
- Sh*t!
- F***ing unreal.
Super-human!
Wow, man.
F***ing mahogany rush, man.
Oh, you know,
I don't wanna be presumptuous.
I know that I only
have been here for a few days,
but I'm pretty sure that
that is a new school record.
Bullshit. Bullshit. Just...
Let's break that
school record right f***ing now.
Oh, yeah? All right.
- I don't know, dude.
- Go for it, man.
God. Listen to this song.
Listen to this progression here, okay?
Listen to how it goes up.
It steps up from one moment to
another and leads you there, just...
Oh, yes. I mean, look,
you can play an E pentatonic
scale at 100 miles an hour
till somebody's ears burn off,
you can learn that, right?
But finding the tangents
within the framework,
therein lies the artistry, man.
You know, a f***ing
bunch of dudes jump around on stage,
jerking each other off,
you know, in spandex,
isn't f***ing music.
I don't know, man. I kinda like Van Halen.
Well, yeah, Plum, you do.
And you know why you do?
Because corporate America
is shoving something down your throat
because that's what
they want you to believe.
I mean, guys,
it's about finding out who you are
in the space
in-between the notes
that they're offering you.
I mean, you gotta tune in, man.
You gotta tune in.
You know,
and don't be afraid
to let the experience find you.
It's like Carl Sagan says, man,
isn't about the atoms that go into it,
"it's how those atoms are put together."
I mean, language, f***ing language.
What is language?
Language is a construct, man.
You know?
And we used to be telepathic.
Humans were telepathic, man.
We could just... Right here. You know?
The f***ing Mayans knew it, man.
The Druids f***ing knew it.
And you think
that we're ever gonna get that back?
- F***ing no.
- No.
Do you guys wanna try
a little telepathic sh*t?
Let's do it.
Okay, lock in. Lock in.
- You locked in? All right.
- Yeah.
- What am I thinking about?
- Baseball.
- Having a tail.
- Cereal?
F***.
Dude, I was thinking about sharks.
- F***!
- I was thinking about sharks.
Sharks have tails.
That's a good point. That's a good point.
I wish I had a tail.
F***, that'd be awesome.
- Oh, my God.
- F*** you!
I'll take one.
Sharpshooter status, right here.
Coming at you! Coming at you!
Been working out.
Hey! Man-child here
thinks he can take me.
Even though he knows
I'm the reigning knuckles champ.
Two years in a row. Undefeated.
B*tch.
Hey, have you noticed everything
around here's a competition, huh?
Even taking hits from bongs.
- Look at you, ping-pong pimp.
- Yeah!
You see that back there though?
Mac almost took my head off.
Hey, look,
if Mac wanted to
take your head off with that paddle,
he would have.
All right, man,
he just don't like losing at anything.
None of us do.
F*** yeah!
Okay, look, that's just, what,
Willoughby, borderline insane?
- About there?
- Yeah, border. Borderline.
Well, you notice
how everybody was somewhat courteous
- on the first day or so?
- Yeah.
See, now the gloves are off.
All of our true
assholish nature is emerging.
Ah. Not very healthy.
Until we get out
on the field, Jakie.
This, this, all of this,
this is why we're
one of the best teams in the nation, man.
You get a bunch
of competitors together...
- Yeah.
- ...and you're addicted to winning.
That's a championship team right there...
- Oh, I see.
- ...flicking each other's knuckles.
- All right.
- Damn!
That's all swolled up.
That's gonna be erupting
like Mount St. Helens
or some sh*t, man.
You had enough?
See, you can tell a lot
about somebody
from these stupid little competitions.
Really?
Yeah, something's
always revealed, like...
Are you a competitor? Are you a gamer?
You know, can you find a way
to overcome all obstacles
to practically will yourself to victory.
Or, are you a...
- F*** it!
- ...quitter?
I'm f***ing done, all right!
- Folded like a lawn chair.
- Yup. Yup, yup, yup.
- Good game, man.
- You can't...
No, you can't beat me twice in a row!
I know that for a f***ing fact!
And it's best two out of three, okay?
Them's the rule, Brums!
- Okay, man.
- Okay, all right!
Give me my hat, all right?
Stop laughing, Coma!
It's not f***ing funny!
Tomorrow, same time, all right?
Sure thing.
Stop laughing, Dale!
Hey, you're still the champ!
F*** off, Brum!
You'll always be the champ, Nesie.
Shut up. Let's go.
- Hey, did you guys see me win?
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