Everything Must Go Page #6

She deserves better, you piece of sh*t.

She deserves better.

Okay. Okay. No. No. No.

- I got it.

- You all right? Stay there.

Do you know the success rate for a marriage

when one person gets sober

and the other one doesn't'?

Is it higher than the suicide rate for cops?

It's almost zero.

I know this because I go to the meetings.

I do the work.

You know, she came to me

about six months ago.

I told her to leave you.

But she wanted to give you another chance,

said she still loved you.

But then you go out and you get drunk

and you have sex with another woman.

I mean, it would be perfect

if it wasn't so damn sad.

Can I ask you a question?

How long since you guys slept together?

How long since you asked

her if she was happy?

You know what? Stop the car.

- Let me just take you home.

- No, just pull over.

Catherine wants a divorce.

And she wants the house, too.

I was gonna tell you tonight.

Here are the papers.

The keys to the house are inside.

There's some spending money in there.

She wants to keep it amicable.

So just sign the papers

and you'll get your share.

I want you to know that Cate and I,

we haven't given up on you.

If you want a new sponsor,

I could recommend somebody.

Frank...

Tell my wife I'm sorry.

- Hey.

- Hey.

So how are you doing?

Fine.

Here.

- What's this?

- The money we made.

I plugged the record player in

in case you wanted to listen to music.

Nice job, Kenny.

There's your take.

- This is too much.

- Take it.

I was skimming your profits for beer money.

Rule number 17,

never go into business with a friend.

Thanks.

So I guess I'll see you around.

Yeah.

Maybe we can catch a game sometime.

Been a pleasure working with you.

You, too.

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