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as happy as l am.

What am l, a sh*t magnet?

Junior, having a tough time?

You got to get in and out quick.

l am an expert at this.

l could do that in a blink of an eye.

-Well, why don't you show us?

-Watch.

-Just like that. See?

-You a magician?

You want me to show you how to pull

a rabbit out of your ass?

Screw Linda. Come back. Everybody's

tearing the tops off their desks.

Who are you?

Henry Wayne. Detroit A.M.

-This a friend of yours?

-Yeah.

-Go back to class.

-They will kill me without you.

lf you stay here, they might

kill you too, so go back to class.

Jeez! Well, no! Well, sh*t!

l don't even know this guy.

Stay out of our class. We got people

in there with real problems.

FYl, next week l am doing a show

on violent twins.

-Enough of this bullshit!

-You're not twins?

Take the man's keys.

Give me your keys.

Stop it! Mr. Boyd,

stop hitting that man!

Mr. Boyd! What are you doing? This

is no way to deal with your anger.

Screw that, man! You kill those

bastards! They tried to pop us!

Did you guys see that?

Can you believe this sh*t?

Boyd is such a bad-ass. He could

easily win a tough-men competition.

You guys just missed it, but l am glad

l got here when l did.

Boyd's a cop! He's a cop! He gets

to do this sh*t all the time!

We will have great stories for group!

You see how happy l make others?

Hey, Boyd.

Good job, man.

We will see you next week?

Come on, guys! That was great!

Now, was that cool or what? Come on!

Who are you here to see?

Shaun Rollins.

-And you are?

-A friend.

Photo l.D.

Sign in.

Back to the left.

How you holding up?

Not too well, man.

Straight losing it, dog.

l can only take so much of this sh*t.

-What's up with my lawyer?

-l talked to him.

Slow motion. You know, the system.

No, l don't know, man.

l need to know how much time

l am looking at.

Ain't nobody telling me nothing.

l don't know.

F***, man.

This sh*t is bullshit.

You don't know?

You got to see the Jeffrey Dahmer

look-alikes in here, man.

lt's crazy.

lt's like l can't even turn my back

to take a piss up in here, man.

Shaun.

You got to stay focused.

You do what you got to to make sure

that you safe in there.

l got everything

on the street covered.

Nobody's forgotten about you.

Nobody.

Don't worry. l have got them.

They're my people, and if they're

not buying, they're walking.

This is what l am talking about.

This is what l am talking about.

Nice color.

lf you Puffy.

-Sh*t!

-Good afternoon, homies.

l am Alan Morris. lf there's anything

l could help you with, l am your dog.

Get the f*** out of here, man.

ls that the new 9-9-3 Turbo?

Actually, that's the 9-9-3 Carrera.

Oh, sh*t! Yo, it got eight cylinders,

right? They kick out 600 horsepower.

That's six cylinders, 475 horsepower.

Whatever.

Would you mind not leaning on the--

Oh, sh*t! l could get some ass

from the twins in this, dog.

Hello, Mrs. Johnson. How are you?

Hell, yeah.

Mrs. Johnson got a fat ass.

l got something for you, Miss Johnson.

You're not allowed

to play any music here.

Could you turn it off, please?

Could you turn the music off, please?!

Brother, please, brother?!

Look, can you turn the music off,

please?!

Could you turn the music down, please?

Oh, yeah! Hit it!

lt is not a toy.

Miss Johnson was shaking her ass.

Shake your ass, baby. Shake it!

Miss Johnson.

You think l could hit some corners

in this?

Take it on a test drive.

l am sorry.

Our policy is no test drives.

How about hooking a brother up then?

Hooking a brother up.

The cheapest car we have here

is $ 75,000.

That it?

lt got a lot of headroom.

Get it? Yo, bro.

This is it.

Oh, yeah.

See? My man got taste.

Yes, well, he's got something.

Sh*t!

-You like it.

-Yo, dog, this sh*t is hot, man.

How much? Two hundred?

Actually, 285.

lt better suck

and f*** me for 285, man.

Actually, there are only seven

of these on sale in the U.S.

That many.

Pop the hood, man. l want to see

what 285 look like.

That's the hood.

That's the trunk.

That's okay.

Yo, start it up, dog.

No, l am sorry.

lt's our policy.

You can't start up the car.

lt's policy. Sorry.

What in the--?

Hey, you!

Turn off the engine!

-Would you turn off the engine?!

-Yeah, yeah!

Could you turn the motherfucking

engine off?!

You don't have to yell.

All you had to do was ask.

You'd get much better results.

-Will you please just leave?

-No.

l want this.

Unless you decide you'd like

to live in this, l suggest that you--

l suggest you get started

on the paperwork.

What do these people think?

Oh, my God.

There's 300 in there.

Make sure he gets the commission.

He get--

Keep the change.

Maybe l made a mistake.

You know?

We're both homies. All of us here.

Why don't you....

Homies! l am your man!

Faster, dog! Yeah! Faster!

Okay, dog, go right.

Sit down, man.

Can't afford to get pulled over.

We got a big night tonight.

Doesn't anybody sleep anymore?

Oh, yeah. Bring you the goods, baby.

Hey!

-What are you looking at?

-Oh, sh*t, man!

You always walk up on somebody like

that? Could have gave me a coronary.

You mind if l take a look?

-Bird watching?

-Oh, no, man.

Just checking on my old lady.

Keeping tabs on her.

Women. You can't trust them.

Not as far as l can throw her ass.

And she a big b*tch.

l don't see anything. Where is she?

Up in the corner over there, man.

No luck.

You should go home

and call her tomorrow.

Cool. Just give me my sh*t, bro.

Oh, l am sorry.

Yo, sure enough! Five-O.

Five-O.

Come on, man.

Sh*t! Come on, man. Quit treating me

like l am Tupac. lt's my hand!

What are you doing?

-l am a cop. lt's all right.

-Since when do cops make things okay?

Yeah, man! Since when do cops make--?

Man, this sh*t hurt!

l am a political prisoner here, man!

He's Geronimo Fat.

Get out of here.

Hey, no, don't go! Don't leave!

He's going to try to put a plunger

in my ass! What you doing, man?

Don't go anywhere.

Let's see if you have this sh*t

when you get back out here!

Satisfied?

How much?

How about 25? With a cut here,

a cut there...

...it will double your money easily.

Quickest quarter mil you will make.

l need major weight.

l really don't want

to see any more of this.

-Give me a ballpark figure.

-Anywhere in the seven figures.

Yo, it's Five-O! lt's a setup!

Get out!

Well, l guess the grill was optional.

You have the right to remain silent.

Take a look in my back pocket, cop.

Want to buy your way out?

You just ruined three months

of undercover work.

Think of the promotion you will get.

Come on, let's go. Move.

Come on. Move it, move it. Let's go.

What are you doing?

l am already in the intersection!

Next time you see a cop

blow a whistle, pay attention.

Blow this.

What, are you blind?

Come on!

Where's a cop when you need one?

Fresh meat!

Montini.

Do me at 30.

Go, go, go, go!

Oh, yeah!

Hey, you, Boyd.

No, thanks.

Hey, Serpico.

Afraid of a little pain?

No, l am just trying to quit.

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