Experiment in Torture

Please!

Please!

No!

History is carved by a woman's beauty.

Can't you tell?

Every generation has had a different...

for the way that we look.

Okay, listen.

Listen to this.

Those images give structure

to our cultural understanding.

You can go back to ancient civilizations,

and you'll find that some culture

will use the most mundane,

elective methods

to reshape the anatomical parts

of the female body.

No matter how painful,

it'll always be about power.

Yeah, how the f*** did we get

on this stupid-ass conversation?

I said Faith here was extremely beautiful.

Well, if that's the case,

then you need to go ahead and show her

how beautiful she is, big daddy.

Show me, big daddy.

Did you get paid for the last dance?

Yeah, of course. Why?

He ripped me off.

He said he was gonna go out to his car,

and he never came back.

And they did nothing about it.

They didn't even...

You've gotta be kidding me.

So, he was the one

who has the funny teeth?

Yes.

We call them dentures.

And he had an ugly little toupee on.

Ladies. Hi.

Hi.

Well, if it isn't Mr. Abstract.

I'm sorry.

We are on our way home.

Well, I was curious.

Our conversation before,

I was wonderin' if you'd like to continue it

over coffee and a piece of pie.

You know what?

We were just talking

about how we wanted

to continue talking

about how a woman is like

Roman architecture,

Botticelli, or a piece of fruit.

But we gotta go to sleep

'cause we got knitting class

in the morning.

Kat, he's not harming anyone.

You two do what you want.

I'm going home.

Wow.

Why is she always like that?

Well, one down, two to go.

Yeah.

What do you think, Melissa?

I mean, I'm not tired.

If you're down, I'm...

F*** it.

Come on, let's go.

- Let's do it. Come on.

- All right.

- Where's your...

- We're gonna be safe, right?

One drink.

Where's your car parked?

Where is he taking us?

I don't know, Faith.

Did you not ask him again?

Oh, my God.

He looks like a walking dildo.

Oh, my God.

No, he's not.

Yes, he is.

Sorry, girls.

I just have to pick something up.

I hope you don't mind.

I like your shirt.

Where are we?

I think we're just gonna go on

and head home.

Thank you so much for our evening.

- We had a great time.

- We really did.

It's just getting late,

and we gotta get up early tomorrow.

So if you don't...

Well, I was just wonderin',

do either of you girls like Johnny Mathis?

- Do I!

- Oh, wow!

- Johnny Mathis.

- I love Johnny.

Can you say that again?

Hey! Oh, God!

No!

No! No!

No! Please! Stop!

Enough! Enough! Enough!

Stop it! Stop it!

I wanted to use this.

Come on! Come on.

Get up! Get up!

I like her.

Tara, is it?

Yeah. Tara.

She American?

Yeah. 100%.

What about...

Yeah. She was born here, too,

but she has this annoying brother

that's always hovering her over.

Yeah, just throw him some cash, skipper.

It doesn't matter. It's a done deal.

We've got 'em all up there.

You just make sure

he doesn't cause us a problem.

- All right.

- You handle it?

When haven't I?

I can't handle any delays, you know?

Ross got my balls in a vise

over this business.

Gonna film everything this week.

Yeah, it's a done deal.

So how much?

Five grand each.

25 total, huh?

Yeah.

Fine.

Come on over here, honey.

Come here.

I got some...

You got some money, Jesse?

I got some cash.

- How you doing?

- Hello.

So how come you got so many beverages?

I'm a thirsty guy.

You are a thirsty guy.

Oh, my goodness.

And you've been drawing.

- Yeah.

- These are beautiful.

Yeah.

I like body parts.

I like body parts, too.

You do?

Well, probably not the same way...

What are you writing

in this little book?

Oh, it's just a diary.

I got some... drawings.

- Wow.

- A lot of people.

You are very interesting.

- Is that a compliment?

- Yes.

I see something.

I see something.

What do you see?

The way that you sip your beverage.

- Come on.

- No, I'm serious.

- That's just stupid.

- No, no, no.

I read this.

Like some people read

palms and tea leaves,

I read the way that

people sip a beverage.

Yo, girl!

Can I get up there

and dance with you?

What are you guys doing tonight?

You're so cute.

Actually, we're going to shoot a fetish film.

Six of us.

We're going to the woods, and we're...

It's kinda scary.

But we're gonna be paid $5,000

to go for the weekend.

- Wow.

- Can you believe that?

What time are you gonna go?

I think we're going around eight-ish.

Eight-ish?

Eight-ish?

Come here.

I gotta show you something.

I'm sorry.

Come here. I need you.

Eight-ish?

They're going to a party afterwards.

8:
00, man.

8:
00 they're going to a fetish party.

We're just gonna, like, crash the party?

Yeah, man.

Why not?

Look, it's been a while for both of us, bro.

- Yeah, I know.

- It's been a while.

I don't know if crashing a stripper party

is the best idea, you know?

Little game called herpes.

I try to stay away from it.

Damn, girl.

How about we play some house?

You play the door,

I slam the sh*t out of ya.

Pancakes and p*ssy. 8:00.

Eight's pretty freakin' early, dude.

I don't know if I can do eight.

Oh, come on, dude.

Don't be a p*ssy.

- Nine, maybe.

- Dude.

- Ten.

- Dude.

- Yeah!

- Let's go, baby!

Get on it!

Get on it!

Hey, a**hole.

Hey, come on, man!

Well, it's that time again folks.

Hey, let's hear it for our ladies.

Come on.

Yeah.

Somethin' else.

These girls are awesome.

Listen, they're gonna

take this weekend off.

But don't worry your little peckers off

because we've got a special event

coming in tomorrow

straight out of France.

It's called the...

Come on, tell them.

What's it called, baby?

Folies Bergere! Yeah!

How about them...

I hear the little French...

they do some French sh*t that's outta sight!

So you wanna be here!

Yeah!

Okay, so listen up.

And I hear that they pay...

they like to get paid

their fringe benefits in French tickles.

Oh, yeah!

F*** you all, too!

Get out of here.

Go home.

Listen, you don't have to go home,

but you gotta get the f***

out of here, okay?

So listen up.

No, really.

Be safe.

Get home safely.

And as we say in here,

"Go home, be safe, and get laid."

I'm outta here.

I gotta go home myself and do that.

See y'all later.

Take care now.

Can't they crank up the air in here?

It's like a f***in' oven on that stage.

I have not worn a stitch of clothing

at home all summer.

Hey, did anybody see that creepy guy

who was, like, drawing pictures?

Was he creepy or what?

He kept drawing pictures of my snatch.

- Was he any good?

- What?

I mean...

Did it look...

Yeah, I guess it kinda...

Did you guys see that slimy creepy guy

that looked like a pedophile?

Yeah!

Which one?

It's a first-class client-a-club

vaporize, baby.

Look, I'm going for bacon and eggs.

Anyone want breakfast?

No.

Okay, lockin' up in 10 minutes,

so hurry up.

If anyone needs a ride home,

I'll put you on the back of my bike

if you promise to ride

with your top down.

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