Fagbug Nation Page #9

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You never said to me

How I tried to

make you love me

But how can you

Love a ghost

Love a ghost of

what was meant to be

You'll never know

How much I loved you

[Erin] So if one

of you had to go

would you guys stay

with each other

if it was like two months?

Yes!

I can't sleep without him.

His snoring puts me to sleep.

And I don't think he sleeps

very well without me either.

[Erin] That's really

sweet, how about you?

If she had to go for

like work or something

for like a month

or two would you

[Kerry] leave me behind?

Heck no!

(laughs) He'd miss this!

One of the great things

about her and one of the

things about her that

sometimes is a set back is

that she is very

trusting and very honest.

So meeting so many

different people,

so many different places she

tends to put herself in a

very vulnerable situation

[Erin] Would you ever

drive a car like this?

It's better than walking.

(laughs) Beggars

can't be choosers.

Over the past three

and a half years,

I've seen her be a little bit

more keen with her judgment

and have a little bit better

discernment about people

that she interacts with.

So I have something

to tell you.

You're not gonna be

happy about it but

I don't know, I just

have to tell you.

So I was driving along

after I talked to you and

there was this guy

like basically our age

that was hitchhiking and I

ended up giving him a ride.

Well, he's fine, he's in

the car with me right now

so I just wanted to tell

you but he's actually fine.

[Nathan] Hello!

No, I know you would be upset

but I just wanted to let

you know but it's fine

he's just like going

a certain distance

and I'm dropping

him off on my way.

He was hitchhiking

a lot of hours.

[Nathan] You're in trouble.

[Erin] So you have

some maps right?

I sure do.

[Erin] Can you show

me on your map again

where I'm going?

[Nathan] You're going

to be going up the Alaska

Highway here

and you're going to

be going past 101

through Pink Mountain

and all the way up there

and this is Alaska.

[Erin] I'm on the

right track so far?

Sure, that I know of.

Your dog seems to be very

affectionate to me, yeah.

[Erin] Do you like him?

It's quiet and cute.

That's just a little guy.

You want me to go

out and on the road?

[Erin] No, that's Ok.

[Nathan] We can

document what not to do.

I got a knife and if I got

to fight a bear, I got to.

You do what you got

to do, there's no

point in being afraid.

We're looking at a bunch of

sheep in the middle of a ditch,

that's very random.

[Erin] Have you ever

seen this on any of your?

Nope, I have not seen

the sheep in the ditch yet

on my nine travels

back and forth.

[Erin] Well hopefully

they'll be Ok out here.

[Nathan] Yeah, with that bear

(laughter)

that we just saw.

He might be having the

lamb chops I think.

(laughs)

I'm in a senseless

struggle for security

Ignorance is a song

I don't wanna sing

I wonder how they ever let

this pass the eyes of everybody

I'm taking back (unclear)

I'm calling you out

just remember that

To get to them you have to

Get through me

Feeling's the same

Making you lame

Hope we can be their voice

Thanks for picking me up.

You're welcome, keep

in touch on Facebook Ok?

I will.

Send me a friend

request, I'll accept it.

Thanks for the map.

No problem.

[Erin] Very helpful.

All right, good luck.

Have a safe trip.

Ok, you too.

[Erin] You're Ok giving

him a ride from here?

Sure thing.

[Erin] Do you guys trust

giving people a rides here?

Do you think it's

pretty friendly?

I think he's

fine, looks alright.

I think we're pretty good.

We've got two guys so I

think we're all right.

[Erin] Nothing to worry about?

We're pretty safe out up here.

Plus we've got guns

in the truck so.

(laughter)

Sorry (laughs).

[Erin] Guns in the truck?

Yep.

[Erin] Really?

Oh yeah.

[Voiceover] In bear country.

We're in bear

country, big bears too.

The guy that just went in

there seen a 600 pound bear

there yesterday.

[Erin] How do you

feel about the bear?

I would just go in my

dad's room and grab the gun.

And I'll just sit on the

couch with the gun in my hand.

[Erin] So you're just hanging

out at this pub over here?

[Cole] Yeah, at

this strip club yeah.

[Erin] All right, having a

couple of drinks

with your friends?

One or two.

[Erin] Ok, and then I

was about to get in my car

and what did you say?

I said, "Hey what's up,

that's you in the fagbug?"

[Erin] And you said

you wanted to be friends?

Yeah.

[Erin] What made you want

to come over and talk to me?

'Cause you're f***ing hot

and I wanted you to come

and have a drink with me.

Why the f*** not?

[Erin] Do you

have a girlfriend?

Yeah.

[Erin] Why you talking

to me like that then?

I don't know, it's

wrong, whatever.

It doesn't matter.

Do I care, you're a lesbian

anyways, don't worry about it.

[Erin] Hey I know

you're nearly sleep so

I'm just going to be

going to get a hotel now.

Whoa whoa

Whoa whoa

(unclear)

Whoa whoa

I always appreciate it when

people go out to

go out of their element

to educate others.

[Erin] The roads

are Ok this way?

You'll run into a

bunch of frosties.

[Erin] What is it?

[Darcy] Frosties.

[Erin] What's that?

[Darcy] A bunch of

bumps in the road.

Why you always

kicking up the sand

Always kicking up the sand

Man you're angry and

it makes my eyes hurt

Why you always

kicking up the sand

Kicking up the sand

You block your (unclear)

So the sunbeams miss it

Right here in

black spray paint

right on the edge

of the overlook

somebody wrote,

"F*** you f*ggot".

Is that not what I was

expecting to see when I pull

over here for a second.

We saw another one with

a big penis on a rock wall

and we were kinda trying

to figure that out as well.

I've never in my entire

life seen a body of water

this bright green and blue.

Beautiful!

We have seen a lot of bears

and we have seen also

grizzly near Jasper.

It was six meters far away.

But I don't go out the car.

Only we have make

photos from the car.

Even think about

going to the bathroom

I never even thought of

that as a concern but

like you have to really

go to the bathroom

and there was nowhere to go.

I had to go on the

side of the road twice.

So I was on the main Alaskan

highway and I pulled off

to go to the bathroom

somewhere outside.

But once I pulled off

onto this dirt road,

I saw there were actually two

unexpected outhouses here.

And somebody that must have

seen my car on the highway

followed me in here and

so I was just going to go

into the outhouse but they

just drove back and forth

a couple times and I didn't

know if they worked here

or what they were doing

and finally they just took

a picture so see,

even in the middle of

the Yukon, I have no

privacy just because I'm

driving my car.

Time is going by very fast

and miles are going

by very slowly.

I still have no cell reception

so I'd like to figure out

if I'll ever have it.

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