Fallen Page #7

Lou? Tiff? Come on out!

No, it's just the two of us.

The gun, Hobbes.

Jonesy, you know I didn't do this.

You know I didn't do any of it.

I know that, Hobbes.

We both want to believe you,

but we've gotta bring you in.

Stan....

I don't know if I can do this.

What the f*** you talking...?

Say Hobbes disappears into the woods....

We drive his car into the lake.

End of story. What's wrong with that?

We bring the son of a b*tch in.

That's why we're up here.

He did it, fine.

He didn't do it, even better.

But it's not our job to decide.

Now drop the goddamn gun!

Jonesy?

Put the goddamn gun down.

Okay.

Thank you.

I'm sorry, Stan.

Been on the force so many years you think

you've seen it all, but you haven't.

Life always gives you one more surprise.

One more.

Sometimes it's a big one.

Azazel.

I'm your partner, man.

You're free. Run.

Keep thinking, Hobbes.

How about that!

Jonesy's f***ed. He just killed his boss.

Jonesy's f***ed!

You're f***ed!

One at a time, huh?

That's how we do it. One by one.

Olly-olly-oxen-free!

"Time

"Is on my side

"Yes, it is

"Time

"Is on my side"

You like the Stones, Hobbes?

I bet you didn't, you big Monkee-fan p*ssy.

Time's up!

See the deal?

If I kill you...

...it's just the final...

...pathetic chapter...

...in the life of a disgraced hero.

Just one more piece of sh*t, human scum.

But...

...turn it around.

If I die...

...I enter you...

...put 20 more murders on your tab...

...before you go down.

Maybe your nephew or that...

...chippy you were talking to.

How do you want to do this?

I die, you die?

What's maximum fun? Can you guess...

...what maximum fun is?

Sure you can.

Now that I've played you

from the outside...

...maximum fun is...

...I become you.

You got me, Hobbes. You got me good.

But I gotta ask you something.

You wouldn't let me kill myself.

Why is that?

Because I need more time.

Time for what, a**hole?

Five hundred cubits.

That's a long way, Azazel.

If Jonesy dies too fast...

...as powerful as you are...

...I might never get away from you.

Oh, he's catching on.

What? You think you're going to win?

God willing.

You never know.

Let me ask you something.

Why do you think...

...Milano...

...came all the way out here...

...in the middle of nowhere?

To die, the little chickenshit.

I don't think so.

I think that he wanted to do...

...what I'm going to do.

-Only he couldn't pull it off.

-Pull what off?

Oh, come on, Azazel.

Open your eyes.

Look around sometime.

Here we are in this beautiful place...

...not another human being

around for miles.

It's just you and me.

What is this? You don't smoke anymore.

That's right. I don't.

You know why?

Because cigarettes kill.

Especially cigarettes laced with poison.

Bullshit.

Same poison that you used

to kill my brother.

F*** you.

It's beautiful, isn't it?

Isn't it so sweet?

We die together...

...just you and me.

"Time

"Is on my side

"Yes, it is"

F*** you, motherf***er!

I'm sorry, Jonesy.

I'm sorry.

So, like I said at the start...

...I was beaten...

...outsmarted, poisoned...

...by Detective John Hobbes.

Can you imagine what it feels like

to be alive for thousands of years...

...and realize you're actually going to die...

...because some self-righteous cop decided

he was going to save the f***ing world?

Yes, a demon can die...

...and Hobbes figured out

how to beat me at my own game.

So what?

The war isn't over, I promise you.

Not by a long shot.

You forgot something, didn't you?

At the beginning I said

I was going to tell you...

...about the time I almost died.

See you around.

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