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I hope he won't hang me in his shop!

Those two people are

keen on such things.

- I told them it's a new trend.

- There's no problem.

And what have they said, exactly?

They asked me to give you this.

You know, they're English.

They like intrigued situation,

they always have.

They asked me to invite you

to tonight's party at their place.

How much is it?

You won't be charged for that.

It's all on Mr. Noel.

Okay, that's right.

- Thanks.

- See you.

Put on something nice!

I'm sure we'll have a good time!

- I don't know what to wear!

- Anything provocative.

- Pantyhose or suspender belt?

- You don't even have to ask.

How about these ones?

- Why don't you come without any?

- But what are you doing?

- We have to get dressed!

- You know I can't resist your arse.

- Franco, stop it. We'll be late.

- It won't take long.

I said no, how many

times should I repeat it?

What the f***! I'm dying with desire!

I'm not, not now at least!

Hurry up, they're waiting for us.

Don't screw with the

English though, understood?

Of course, and neither do you.

But you can use your

hands and tongue, in case.

I know how to behave, don't worry.

- Promised?

- Promised.

- Do you think we should quit?

- What?

- Going to see the English!

- No, let's go.

Why should we?

It was so to speak.

- Cheers.

- Cheers.

- How long are you staying here?

- Two or three more days.

To your stay then.

That's nothing, just

champagne. It brings luck.

Yes, it brings luck.

Congratulations on your

pictures, they're wonderful!

- Have you seen them?

- Absolutely

Follow me, I'll show you my pictures.

- Have a seat. Do you smoke?

- Sometimes.

In the box in front of you

there are some Havana cigars.

- Please help yourself?

- With pleasure.

They're all hotels!

That's exactly our hobby.

To take pictures of my wife's arse

in all the hotels of the world.

Delicious souvenir.

Better than any postcard.

Gotta pee.

Yes, it's of a good vintage!

Here's the sailors series.

Sailors,

soldiers... They all

have to do with water and birds.

Prostitutes, in short!

It took you so long!

It's not my fault! The

T-shirt took long to dry up.

Have you taken me here

to dance with me?

You are very sexy.

I want to take some pictures of you.

as those your boyfriend took.

That way?

What have you done?

Did you have a good time

with the lady in the bath?

- And you in the porch?

- That b*tch knows her business!

- What do you mean?

- She took advantage of me.

As her husband did with me!

- What do you mean?

- He knows his business too.

- What business?

- Whatever.

Did he show it to you?

Of course!

Does it look like mine?

Shorter...

and smaller, but very hard!

What a whore! That wasn't the deal!

But you f***ed her too!

- Did he f*** you well, at least?

- We didn't f***.

Technically we did something else.

- No!

- Yes.

- Did he put it in your arse?

- It was sudden.

When I realized it it was too late.

What a b*tch! I can't do it but he can!

I told you it was smaller than yours.

Don't worry, I'll keep my promise.

When we are married I'll give it

to you whenever you want, okay?

F*** off!

I won't talk to a woman

with a deflowered ass!

CALL ME A B*TCH

I LIKE THA Yes, sir. We saw the bell tower's clock.

How's things at the factory?

Did the Germans show up?

Look at you! Those are two

threshing machines and four tractors!

I'll take care of that.

Let's say tomorrow morning!

No post-dated checks!

Money first, then the

machines! Are you crazy?

Money first.

I really needed a bath!

Alright, see you tomorrow. Yes, bye.

Work, always work!

Even on honeymoon!

Sorry but the Germans

aren't sending the money.

I couldn't imagine that

it was so warm in London!

What are you doing? They

could be watching you.

Who should be watching

me? There is nobody!

The British go to bed

early. My God what a sirocco!

Smell me!

What a nice smell! You smell of soap.

Do you like it? It's the bubble bath,

it also has to be an aphrodisiac.

- I want you, little whore...

- Me too... Get undressed.

It's not the weather. It's

the English teacher who's hot!

If your students saw you...

Leave my students out.

Aren't we on honeymoon?

What's wrong with to playing a little?

Nothing, you're right. Turn

around, I'll kiss that butt!

- What have you said?

- That you're a pig!

Me a pig? I'm only

fulfilling my marital duties.

Oh yeah, Oscar...

Come on, lick it... Make me come.

Do you like it? Tell me you like it.

I like it like crazy!

What are you doing? Are you crazy?

Yes, no... Sorry, love.

I was getting cold.

Cold? You're kidding me!

It's so hot in here!

Come on open the curtain...

- Should I open it?

- Yes, open it!

And come back

here, I want you!

Put it in me, what are you waiting for?

Your students must be jerking

off like crazy watching your arse!

If they do I'll fail them!

They'll get corns in

their hands stroking it!

London's air did you well!

It isn't London, it is your blessed ass!

Virgin Mary, what's that? My God!

It'd make me stay hard for three days!

You pig! Why did you bring me here?

I know why, let me do my job.

- What do you want?

- He asked for what we want.

Something like that.

- Have you seen?

- What?

- She touched my breasts!

- It was just to measure them!

It that a local habit?

We're in London, the great

metropolis. Not in Montagnana!

You can go, I'll make a

phone call to the Germans.

- Love, have you finished?

- Yes, I'll be right there!

- Then I can come in.

- Of course, come and see!

- Do you like it?

- I got a hard- on, see.

I don't know what it is, but

I know I got a hard-on!

Get dressed. I'll go to pay.

I want to get back to the hotel.

- What should I wear?

- Whatever you want.

If my colleagues in Montagnana saw me!

Who knows how many times

they imagine you like that.

- Oscar, what are you saying?

- What am I saying? Don't worry...

Wait...

Oscar! I like it like crazy!

Enough, I can't resist!

- Wait...

- For what?

I want to be on top!

Call me a b*tch, I like that!

B*tch!

Come on! Louder! Say it again!

B*tch!

Come on, louder, come on!

Say it, say it! Call

me a b*tch, I like that!

B*tch, yes! B*tch!

Do you like it, pig?

Do you like to watch?

- Then you already knew it?

- I didn't know it!

But yesterday I liked

to feel his eyes on me,

to know I was desired by

two men and not only by one.

You know what? You're a real b*tch!

Perhaps that's why I married you!

Who is it?

Was it him?

What did he want?

- Congratulate on your cock.

- What? A f*ggot?

So it seems! He wasn't watching me,

but that snake you

have between your legs!

- Let's draw the curtain then!

- Let me work on this cock...

Then I'll turn off the light.

- Let's turn it on!

- Let's turn it off.

- Let's turn it on.

- Let's turn it off.

- Let's turn it on.

- Let's turn it off, I said!

Oscar, you're such a bore!

Shh... look who the pig is!

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