Fan

Connection is a strange thing!

Don't ask how it works

Our friendship goes back years

Our connection is stronger than

Wi-Fi, Bluetooth

The best actor award goes to

Aryan Khanna

First time I'm getting an award,

a major award in the film industry

This one's for you, Ma

Thank you very much

Before I could walk, I learned

how to jump like Aryan

Aryan? The moron!

Anyone insults him

I fight

If I copy his style...

...I get whacked

I don't think I've done enough work.

It's just been 5 years

I still have a long way to go

as an actor and star

I'll work hard and prove

I'm a genuine superstar

I never compare

What is better is to say you are the

best, not bother about others

You're the greatest.

But I'm better

Never met him. But I spend

all day with him

That's real connection

Whatever he does, I cut, copy,

paste, and ditto

Tiny difference

He became a star

And I became his fan

And something else

We live together

In one cinema or the other

The real drama will start now!

None of my achievements

are my own

I am who I am today,

I am where I am today

It's all thanks to my fans

Without my fans, I'm nothing

Can't you even get 40% marks?

It's always Aryan, Aryan

My parents don't get it

He's not just a star,

he's my world

But God bowled a great googly

When God was making Aryan,

some clay was left behind...

...God made me with that

He and I are different.

Poles apart

But we are one

He is Aryan and me, Junior Aryan

I topped up your phone.

200 rupees

Send the money tomorrow

Don't worry

Tomorrow is fine

The shop is closing now

Check your phone

You're a gem. Bye, aunty

Batman, Superman!

Enough slaughter

Shut down now. Kill the bad guys

tomorrow

- Gaurav, what's this?

- It's only 5.30, bro

Don't act smart. I told you.

You're out by 5.30

Go home, kids

Don't mess with me

All well?

Miss Call Center, where were you?

I'm closing

So early?

- I have a show

- 5 minutes. Please

No. I'll be late

Only 5 minutes

It's urgent

I need a recommendation letter

for my US visa

I have a costume trial

Can you do it later? Ok then

Thanks

5 minutes

You don't let us stay and for her...

Her work is urgent. You just

shoot partridges

I get what's urgent

Come back tomorrow

Get lost!

You losers

Sitting here dreaming of America

won't help you

But staring at Aryan's photo

will help you?

- Two minutes to go

- All done

Thank you

How much?

Forget it. Can't charge you

for 5 minutes

- Thanks

- Enjoy!

Brothers, the shop is closed

So the action just left?

What's 30 minutes?

I put this notice up a week ago

Due to the grand Dussehra show

Organised by the Resident Welfare

Assoc. Inder Vihar, DDA Colony

AK Cyber Chat closes

at 5:
30 sharp

By order Gaurav Chandna,

proprietor AK Cyber Chat

See you again

If I knew English well, I'd be

a computer myself

The shop won't stay open,

even for the Prime Minister

I said it's closed. You'll get

extra time tomorrow

You photocopy!

Don't be cruel like Ravan

This boy needs to watch porn.

He's upset

I don't heal upset minds

at Cyber Chat

No porn films allowed here anyway.

Out, you guys!

You better outgrow Aryan Khanna.

Sid Kapoor is the man now

Get smart, photocopy

The shop in Sector 28 is open

- Go there

- Don't you dare touch me!

- Don't touch

- Here, I'm touching

Get out of here

Let go! They need a lesson

Want to see porn? Huh...

What are you doing?

Nothing. I let you chat.

So they made trouble

I'm fine

You can all go. Thank you!

The jobless morons

They came to watch blue films.

I whacked them

Why play the hero?

Why didn't you call for help?

But I did call you

My heart did

So you came back

Please, Gaurav. Stop talking

like Aryan

Drop it. Coming to the show tonight?

Too much to do. I don't

have time like you

Today's a birthday special

No, thank you

Welcome

How did you get hurt?

Who hit you? I'll complain to

the association

It's fine. Don't ruin my concentration

Concentration? You can't move.

How will you go on stage?

The prize is 20,000. Cash!

You won't give me 20,000

to go and meet Aryan

My only chance to fulfill my dream

I don't have money to burn

on your silly dreams

What about your Tuesday trips

to the Hanuman temple?

Doesn't your 101-rupee donation

go up in smoke?

Hanumanji is a God.

And your Aryan...

He's important to me

Every fool has met him,

only I haven't

Spray some scent on me

- Careful

- If you can't do it, never mind

My fans are waiting. Get ready

Listen to your mother.

Stop your drama

The real drama starts now

Hold on to your hearts

You're about to see a performance...

...that the Western Union,

moving money for better...

...Super Star competition

can never do without

You guessed right

Here he comes.

The two-year winner:

Our Aryan Khanna Junior

Jindal aunty!

Your pressure cooker on the stove?

The only whistle you'll hear

today is right here

My hattrick year

Today I'll share something personal

About me and Aryan

I hide nothing from you

I'm no ace at romancing

But when I see her, my emotions

go haywire

Words escape me

Senior is an expert heart-stealer.

So I asked him...

...to help his Junior

It's delicate. I must tread carefully

Don't forget

The heart's job is to beat

When you count the night stars...

...and yearn to etch my name

on every star

You know you're in love

When you want to turn back

as you walk ahead

When you look for me

in a crowd

You know you're in love

If you don't believe me

Then hold my hand

If your heart stops, then you know...

...you're in love

I don't have your style, Senior

But if anyone insults you...

...I want to break their teeth

Mummy says, Calm down

Aryan is India's sweetheart

But he's a Delhi boy after all

Come, Senior. Let's show them

some Delhi muscle

Ma used to say:
Don't weigh

the food you're eating

Don't count the guys you whack

Here

Use this

I feel like just staring

at the screen

I have this dream

Keep doing your thing

with your heroines

I've been your fan forever

I think you owe me a dance

We'll have a blast

No one will tell who is Senior,

who is Junior. Hit it!

One last thing before I go

I am what I am today

I am where I am today

It's all thanks to my fans

Without my fans

I'm nothing

Brothers and sisters!

The Virat act did not impress us

The Katrina act did not impress

This year like every other year

The Western Union, moving money

for better...

Super Star competition's trophy

goes to our very own...

Gaurav Chandna

Give him a big hand!

I want to thank my Mummy

My Papa

My God

The greatest actor in the world

The Aryan Khanna

Ok, go

But why travel without a ticket?

- Go later

- Later?

Aryan's birthday is in 2 days.

And I must wait to book a ticket?

The ticket collector will catch you

and belt you

Remind her...

...how Aryan travelled to Mumbai

for the first time

- W - Without ticket!

You want to give him the trophy?

Courier it. Post it

Papa, count the cash again

Phony fans cheer him from afar

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