Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer Page #2

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Physics Department at Brown.

I expected more, Richards.

Even from you.

John Storm,

Fantastic Four lncorporated.

- Ever done any modeling?

- Not interested.

- You got an amazing complexion.

- Not interested.

Wow, and you just walked away.

I was definitely still talking.

I can't believe you just turned down

a science project.

They can build a sensor without me.

The most important thing right now

is our wedding.

No postponements. No interruptions.

Thank you.

And, look, about what you saw

back at the bar....

Don't worry about it. I know you.

I'm glad you had fun.

Thank you.

Besides...

...it was nothing compared to what

I did at my bachelorette party.

Talk about wild.

Wild?

Come on.

Hey, what are you doing up here?

Nothing. Just needed some air.

You're making that thing

for the general, aren't you?

I'm guessing Susie

doesn't know anything about it.

Don't worry, my lips are sealed.

That is, they would be if I had any.

Look, don't tell Johnny.

- Don't tell Johnny what?

- Great.

- Are you building that thing?

- No.

If Sue finds out, you'll get

an invisible kick in the nuts.

- Hey, hey. We're keeping this quiet.

- I know.

Don't worry.

It's the wedding of the century.

Reed Richards and Susan Storm...

...Mr. Fantastic

and the Invisible Woman...

...will try again to tie the knot today

in a ceremony in New York.

- Look at these parasites.

- I know, it' s unbelievable.

Have they no shame?

Hey! Hey, listen! Listen, everybody!

This is a very special day for my sister,

probably the most important of her life.

So I just want to say to you guys,

please respect our privacy.

Come on, Johnny.

Just kidding. We're auctioning off

the exclusive wedding photos...

...to the highest bidder, so go online

and place your bids. Thank you.

Johnny, are you planning--?

So, what's it take to date

the Human Torch?

- Fireproof lingerie and a lot of aloe.

- Thank you.

- Are you all right?

- How are you?

Invitation, sir?

I should be on that list.

- Name?

- Stan Lee.

Yeah, nice try, buddy.

- No, really. I'm Stan Lee.

- Nice try.

This isn't how I imagined it.

It never is.

No, Alicia, it just doesn't feel right.

Sweetie...

...I think even superheroes are allowed

to have wedding-day jitters.

It's more than that.

Is my life always gonna be a circus?

Do we really want to raise kids

in all this?

Face it, we're not exactly normal.

Ben and I aren't normal...

...but we don't let it

get in the way of us being happy.

Do you love Reed?

More than I've ever loved anyone.

Then you have nothing

to worry about.

Thank you.

Okay.

- Oh, great.

- What?

I've got a zit.

- Can't you put makeup on it?

- No, no, I got it.

Crisis averted.

Now all I have to do is concentrate

on the area for the next eight hours.

Reed, Come on. You're gonna miss

your own wedding.

Just a minute.

Almost done.

General, I'm putting

the sensor online now.

There. If there's a surge in cosmic

radiation anywhere, you'll know.

Let's hope so. We've gotten

reports of two more craters.

Here comes the bride

All right. Just linking it to my PDA.

- Reed.

- And that's it.

Good, that's great.

Now shave and put on your tux.

You're getting married

and you look like a bum.

Absolutely.

What?

I'm getting married.

Oh, jeez.

I'm getting married.

I heard of getting cold feet....

Okay.

Hey, Johnny.

Does that amaze anyone else?

How did she know it was me?

To be honest,

you kind of smell like ash.

- You're late.

- Let's not make today about me.

It's Reed and Sue's big day.

Let's give them the attention

for a change.

Don't do that.

- Okay, you're perfect.

- You're perfect.

I'll see you upstairs.

Bye, Johnny.

So seems like you and Alicia are

doing well. Annoyingly so, in fact.

Yeah, I'm a lucky guy.

Yeah, you are.

Question for you, though:

How do you guys...?

- None of your business!

- Okay, I'm just concerned.

I'd hate to find out

she was killed in a rock slide.

I'll show you a rock slide!

What are you?

Thank you.

Johnny?

You shouldn't tease him so much.

It was a joke.

I don't know, I think it bothers you

to see him really happy and in love.

I think you're jealous.

You think I'm jealous?

Have you seen the women I've dated?

No.

You can only fool yourself

but for so long, Torch.

Hey. It's the bride of stretchy man.

- Don't start.

- Don't listen to him. You look gorgeous.

We'll see you out there, sweetie.

- Come on. We're on.

- Okay. Okay.

You don't look completely

ridiculous in that dress.

Is that obnoxious-brother talk

for 'You look kind of nice'?

You look beautiful.

Thank you.

Dad would be proud.

Yeah.

Reed, shut your cell phone off.

Actually, this is a--

Dearly beloved,

we are gathered here today to....

Sue and Reed,

congratulations on your wedding!

Where was l? Oh, yeah.

Dearly beloved, we are gathered

here today to join this couple...

...Reed Richards and Susan Storm,

together...

...in the bond of holy...

...matrimony.

I can't believe you

brought that to our wedding.

I know, but there's a good reason.

- We have to do this quickly.

- That's romantic.

- Should I continue?

- Yes, please.

- There are many kinds of love.

- Could you skip to the end, please?

- Reed.

- Excuse me?

- What happened?

- What's going on?

We've lost power!

We're going down! We're going down!

It's too late.

- Pull up!

- I'm trying! I'm trying!

Ben!

- Johnny.

- This is Dolce.

Flame on!

Man, he's fast.

That is cool.

- Hey, taxi!

- Oh, man!

Showoff.

Time to end this.

Can we talk?

Okay, you win.

Flame on! Come on!

Flame on!

Hey.

Your herald summons you.

Another world awaits.

Let it be done quickly.

It looked like a man, but completely

covered in silver, and it flew this, like...

...surfboard-type thing.

I know that sounds crazy.

Oh, no, not at all.

Did you follow the shiny man to

Lollipop Land or the Rainbow Junction?

- I know what I saw.

- Thank you. It's all right, Johnny.

Whatever this thing is, it has the ability

to convert matter and energy.

So it caused the anomalies?

It seems to radiate cosmic energy

when it exerts itself...

...randomly affecting matter.

Evidently, this entity, this...

...Silver Surfer...

...didn't want to be detected.

It destroyed the sensor.

- lt knew it was being monitored?

- And traced it back here.

We're dealing with something

highly resourceful.

Are you feeling okay?

Yeah. I just.... I gotta walk this off.

We must destroy it

before it attacks again.

Richards, find me

another way to track it.

Sue, I am so sorry.

I didn't tell you, because l

didn't want you to worry.

I'm not mad you built the sensor.

You did the right thing.

Oh, great.

I wasn't finished.

Okay. Sorry. Please continue.

This proves what I've been saying.

Could you drop the force field?

We can't even-- Sorry.

Even our wedding

turns into World War lll.

I know. But once we are married,

everything will be back to normal.

We will never have normal lives

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