Fast Getaway II

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1

[Horn honks]

Timing's everything.

Morning.

I found this apron

in the drawer.

It's my pop's.

He aspired

to barbecuing greatness.

Did you cook?

Cook?

I don't cook, Nelson,

at least not that way.

You're going to need

your strength, baby.

Uh, for...

Oh, look, I got

to get to work.

At 10:
00?

Yeah. It's

banker's hours.

You can spare me

five minutes.

You won't regret it.

I take longer

than five minutes.

But I don't.

Man.

Aah!

Everybody stop

what you're doing

and freeze.

Folks,

this is a stickup.

Everybody on the ground

right now.

Look, people,

just because I have

this devilish charm

doesn't mean I won't

blow her brains out.

Everybody down right now.

Aah!

Better.

Come with me, princess.

You're my helper.

Let's go. Back. Back.

Fill this up.

Go! Get over!

Get up and over.

Hurry up.

Fill it up.

Yeah!

Hey!

don't shoot.

Move, you're dead meat.

You! You don't move,

and you're dead meat.

Fill it up faster.

Come on!

Go ahead.

Make my decade.

Bang!

Come here, pops.

Come here.

You, too.

Press the alarm button.

Press the button

right now.

Pay attention,

folks.

It doesn't matter

because when the cops

get here, I'll be gone.

Get over the counter

right now.

You get back.

Get back.

Back up also.

See ya.

Wouldn't want

to be ya. Ha ha!

Come on. Let's go.

Move it.

Aah!

How are you?

Sorry, ma'am.

Where you going, huh?

Ladies and gentlemen,

I am taking this lady

hostage.

I don't want anybody to move

for the next five minutes.

Is that understood?

Anybody know

tchaikovsky?

I am in a tchaikovsky

mood today.

I want to hear

the 1812 overture.

I said I want to hear

the 1812 overture

or she falls.

[Singing 1812 overture]

Louder!

[Singing louder]

On key!

Come on.

Aah!

Get in the car.

Get in the car now!

Get in the car!

Did you have to push me

against that guy?

He smelled like a dead fish or

something equally disgusting.

[Sniffing]

Oh, I'm sorry.

I guess it was

your cologne.

Good morning

to you, too,

patrice.

Yeah, right. Damn!

What?

The teller put

a dye bundle in.

We got to get it out

before it goes off.

Oh, great.

"Go ahead.

"Push the alarm button.

I'll be gone

before the cops

get here."

Guess you didn't figure

on a cop being

in the area.

Nelson, you're getting

arrogant and careless.

Patrice, did you want

to help me or b*tch?

Let me rephrase that.

Stop bitching

and help me.

O.K.

I can't find it.

Heading west.

Requesting backup.

I got it.

Aah!

Timing

is everything.

Let's see what

the boys in blue

are doing

back at dispatch.

Roger. 26 in pursuit.

Yes!

I'm in

the police computer.

Right on water...

And a quick left

on Charleston.

All units, suspect heading

east on west grant.

Backup units

are on the way.

E.T.A.,

two to three minutes.

Hey!

Aah!

Aah!

They're cutting off everything

to Lexington.

Go to option three.

Miss finklestein.

Mrs. finklestein.

Mrs. finklestein.

Ahh, good old

Mrs. finklestein.

She's like

clockwork.

She gets her blue roots

tinted even bluer.

Patrice,

timing is everything.

[Sirens]

Uh-oh. They're going

to try to push us

and box us in.

They're putting a roadblock

up on fremont now.

Great! Yes!

Whoo!

Ha ha ha!

[Sirens approach]

[Honk honk]

Ha ha ha!

Come on!

Whoo!

Position!

They're never going

to take me alive.

I'm going to

take them all out.

Yeah.

I'll always love you,

patrice, always.

And we'll always have...

What city are we in?

Never mind.

I'll see you

in hell, doll.

No way I'm going back

to the big house.

You want me?

You come and get me.

Filthy pigs.

Come on,

come and get me.

Come on.

Who's first?

Who's gonna

be first? You?

How about you, huh?

How about you?

No, no, maybe you.

Come on.

Come get some.

Ow!

All right, everyone,

you can stand down.

The exercise is over,

and we'll debrief

at the bank in 30 minutes.

She used to be

so much fun.

She hurt my nose.

Patrice, my briefcase.

Would you hurry up,

please?

We're late

as it is

because you

insisted on playing

Hollywood gangster.

Fine.

What?

Ugh!

What up?

What'd you call me,

butthead?

I didn't call you

butthead,

but if the cheek fits...

Real cute.

So...How is your

scumbag father, huh?

He's excellent,

thank you.

I'm sure he'll be thrilled

you asked after him.

Hey!

You know, rankin,

you better let me go,

or people will think

we're in love.

Rankin.

Aren't you wide

from your territory?

Who's going to arrest

homeless children in L.A.

With you in Tucson?

I heard about your

escapade this morning.

And you

wanted to play, too?

I'm sorry. It's

against the rules.

We don't allow

mentally challenged

FBI agents

to point loaded weapons,

even in fun.

Excuse me.

don't you want

to hit me, Nelson?

An officer

of the law?

No. I'd have

to disinfect

my hands afterwards.

It's a waste

of my time.

Go ahead. Show me

what a man you are.

Oh, rankin, let me

give you a tip here.

Really try brushing

your teeth just for once.

Ugh!

Rankin, I hope I didn't

see you assault

a valued associate of

bankers security insurance.

Did he?

No.

Spontaneous bleeding

runs in my family.

I want this fully

understood by you.

Nelson's company

evaluates our clientele's

security profile.

While he works with us,

he's under

our corporate blanket.

You mess with him,

you're messing with us.

In other words, me.

Oh?

I'm so frightened,

mira.

My butt's

so puckered,

I won't

be able to take

a crap today.

What are you doing here?

It's agency business,

mira,

which means it's

none of your business.

You got that?

Gentlemen...

As we've demonstrated,

your bank is,

uh, a complete,

uh, security disaster.

Anybody can walk in here

like we did today

and take you out

for at least $10,000

or $15,000 easily.

Your vault

could've been mine.

So, something

to think about.

Mira.

Let's talk about

what we at bankers

security insurance

would like

you to do

to the premises

to bring them up

to standards

based on Nelson and

patrice's analysis.

Hey.

What?

Check it out.

Hey, she's got

a flat.

Damn.

Whoa, look

at those legs.

Hello.

Yeah, buddy.

Hi. How you doing?

No!

No!

No. No.

Let her use the phone.

Come on. Think

with your dick

like every other guy

in the world.

You can help her.

No.

No. We can't.

I can't open the door.

Help her out.

Uh, we can't

let you in,

but we'd be glad

to make a phone call

for you if--

hyah!

Hyah!

Hyah!

Hyah!

Shoes.

Uh!

Creep.

And what are you

doing here?

It's the end

of the month.

We always

do the books.

O.K.

Want some pancakes?

Starch, cholesterol,

and fat. No, thanks.

Nelson.

Nelson, we've

been together

in this business

for a year now.

13 months.

Well, we're really

different people.

I'm studious.

A bookworm.

And frugal.

Cheap.

And thoughtful.

Boring.

Well, I like boring.

Patrice,

you know I do.

I thought

getting my degree

in law enforcement

and teaming up

with a real

former bank robber

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