Fat, Sick & Nearly Dead
What I wanna buy is some celery.
Ah, you got the tomatoes?
Yeah, I got the tomatoes.
How many do you want?
They're two for a dollar.
Ah good, two for a dollar
I'll take four tomatoes.
Gonna try to take one onion.
One onion, you get two for a dollar.
Alright, I'll take two.
- How much is all that?
- Four dollars.
Four dollars.
That's not very expensive, is it?
No, not really.
- You can have that, that's fine.
- Alright, thanks.
Alright guys, thank you very much.
- Y'all come back now.
- I will now.
Happy Thanksgiving.
You all have a good time.
Alright mate, see ya!
I thought it'd be nice to find
somewhere off the freeway,
amongst nature,
a beautiful spot
here in Arkansas and...
juice up my Thanksgiving lunch,
which has no turkey in it
by the way.
I'm thankful that I got sick
because if I didn't get sick,
that was my body telling me
to slow down and get well.
Who knows,
if I hadn't had got sick,
I might not have ever
slowed down and I might have already
had a heart attack and died, so...
We'll never know.
I'm thankful for that.
Quay.
My name's Joe Cross,
and I'm an Australian,
in case you couldn't work
that out from the accent.
I've just arrived
in the United States.
I'm not gonna eat
any of your food.
I've come here
to fast for 60 days.
All I'm gonna do is drink juice,
green juice.
Why am I doing this?
Well, let me show you.
Take a good hard look at my gut.
How many pizzas, burgers, fries,
and cokes do you reckon I inhaled
to create that masterpiece?
I'm certainly no picture of health.
I look like
I've swallowed a sheep.
Not only am I overweight,
I'm also sick.
For the past nine years,
I've been taking pills,
night and day,
just to get by.
But as of today,
I'm saying enough is enough.
I know what you're thinking...
"Can't you just eat the fruit
and vegetables? Why juice?"
Well, have a look at just
how many vegetables
it takes to make one juice.
I don't care how hungry I am,
I don't think I could eat this
four times a day.
So, by juicing,
I'm super-charging
my nutrient intake.
That's a lot, isn't it?
I've tried this before
but never for this long.
In the past, I've always
gone back to my old ways.
This time, once I'm done,
I'm determined to adopt
a healthy lifestyle.
But first,
I have to get through
the next 60 days.
So, I have a plan.
For the next 30, I'm gonna hang in
and around New York,
and after that, I'm gonna drive
across the country.
What I'm doing is
a documentary on health.
- About what?
- Health.
- Health?
- You know, what we eat.
I'm actually going across America,
on a tour around the States.
I've got a thing called
Chronic Urticaria,
which is like a chronic rash.
- You got a what?
- An illness, like a disease.
I put myself there
by having a lot of junk food,
eating a lot of crap,
not eating vegetables,
not eating fruits.
I believe
what we put into our body
is very important as
to how healthy we're gonna be.
I'm on a juice fast.
You ever heard of fasting?
Fasuma..
Water...
and vegetable juice.
of eating just vegetables,
fruits, nuts and beans.
That's crazy.
- I don't think I'd survive.
- I reckon you would.
- That is unbelievable.
- I know, tell me about it.
You wanna know what else
is unbelievable?
Is just how many doctors I went to
when I first got sick.
In fact, I went to six of them.
I had skin biopsies and tests to see
if I reacted to certain things.
I took a bunch of different pills.
I even spent 14 days in hospital.
When none of that worked,
I started exploring
alternative paths:
Massage...
Acupuncture...
Chinese herbalists...
Mud baths...
Cell and hair analysis...
Even witchdoctors
The list was endless.
And then I thought, hang on!
When I scraped my knee as a kid,
I didn't have to do anything
as long as I got out of the way,
it just got better.
If the body can heal itself
on the outside,
why can't it heal itself
on the inside?
So what have I been doing wrong?
Well for starters,
I had my priorities out of whack.
I'd been focusing on my wealth,
rather than my health.
And look where that got me!
And this is only the beginning.
Now I'm on a mission
to cure myself,
which means...
no more pills.
Well, it's the morning
of Day One.
Time to visit Dr. Joel Fuhrman,
a leading expert in nutrition.
You don't have a common condition,
but it's related to
an autoimmune phenomenon.
I've seen patients
with this condition do pretty well
and even get rid of it.
Alright Joe, step on the scale.
The moment of truth.
- Check it out.
- Here we go.
Dr. Fuhrman agreed
to supervise my fast,
as long as I got a blood test
every ten days.
Permanent results only come from
permanent changes in
lifestyle and diet style.
You don't get permanently well
unless you permanently change
the way you live.
Let's see
what your waist is.
The tape's long enough?
The fasting period itself
can be used as
a time where you're gonna
retrain your taste buds.
So if it's something that
really helps motivate you
to stay with healthy eating
thereafter,
then its done its job.
Hello?
G'day Mum,
- Hi Joe,
- it's the morning of Day Two.
Oh dean only Day Two,
I've been very concerned
about you doing this.
It's just beyond me that
anybody can do this for 60 days.
The first few days
are the toughest.
Not eating, it's kind of like
you're cutting yourself
off from society.
When you're not eating food,
it just doesn't seem normal.
I couldn't even watch TV
because of all the commercials.
You don't want to be
around people,
and you don't want to be
around food.
I was happiest in bed.
I didn't wanna get out of bed.
I just wanted to lie there
and feel sorry for myself.
Day Three was today.
I had a pretty bad night
last night.
I felt very, very,
very much alone,
last night in the sense that...
it's like you've got this mammoth
task ahead of you and
without food,
you're really starting to hurt,
and you're feeling it.
You wanna go to sleep
and wake up in two months
and it's all done.
As the saying goes,
"You do the crime,
you do the time,"
and there's no question,
I've done the crime.
I mean, you know,
I really have...
I really have...
not been kind to my body.
You know it's...
it's a tough thing,
the emotional attachment to food,
its bloody tough.
These are the pills
I have to take.
This is a 5 mg tablet
of prednisone.
That's 15 mgs there.
Before I started on the fast,
that's how many
I was having a day.
Looking at these...
at these...
bottles here,
it doesn't look good.
If you're a fit, healthy,
young person, you shouldn't be
traveling around with
prescription drugs
and doing that, I mean it's...
You wouldn't have thought,
I would never have thought
that it'd be me,
that I would...
have to do this.
I was in California in 1999
and I played golf and I thought
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