Feast Page #27

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BOZO:

Well aren't you stoic.

ADULTERER:

Not everyone's gonna be able to shoot

at those things, you know.

BOZO:

That's right. Rubber legs, baldy,

honey pie, gramps, stumpy, and "no

son" ain't gonna be of much use, so

you better think of something better.

Tuffy sits up.

TUFFY:

I've killed two. How many have you

killed?

He leans closer to her.

BOZO:

You know, you don't sweat much for a

fat chick.

Tuffy KICKS him off the table, down to the floor.

BOZO:

Hot sh*t!!!

He springs back to the table.

BOZO:

What the hell's your problem!? You

trying to kill me!?

Heroine tosses Tuffy a shotgun.

HEROINE:

Right.

POP! The power GOES OUT! The room is BLACK! Everyone GASPS.

TRAMPY:

We're gonna die!

GOOD GUY:

What the hell!

BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! Shots fired! Chaos, SCREAMS!

Heroine STRIKES A FLARE.

HEROINE:

Stop shooting! Stop shooting! All

they did was pull the power!

The shooting and shouting stops as the group shuffles around

the tables.

Silence.

Dead silence.

ROADIE:

Clever f***ers.

BOZO:

What the hell's going on here!?

TRAMPY:

I heard something!

GOOD GUY:

They're pacing. It sounds like they're

pacing down there.

HEROINE:

Shut up! Everyone shut up!

Heroine hops from table to table and then to the bar top.

She grabs several flashlights and tosses them around the

room. They click on.

The room looks like a MAZE OF BEAMS.

HEROINE:

STAY QUIET.

TRAMPY:

They're figuring out where we're

sitting.

KAH-CRASH! An arm busts through he floor, SWIPING the leg of

the table with Adulterer, Beer Guy, and Trampy on it.

They TUMBLE to the floor...

BASH! BASH! BASH! Arms burst from the floor again, grabbing

for the fallen people. Trampy runs but falls near a hole, a

Beast arm pops out.

TRAMPY:

OH JESUS!

Trampy is PULLED by her hair.

POP! POP! POP! Beer Guy shoots the .38 and pulls Trampy to

the top of the bar.

RIP! Adulterer's leg is GRABBED and his flesh is ripped apart.

ADULTERER:

HELP!

BLAM! Heroine BLASTS a Beast arm. Roadie pulls Adulterer on

top of the bar.

HEROINE:

Get up! MOVE! MOVE!

In a mad dash, everyone who was on the tables moves to the

bar top or booths.

BAM! BAM! BAM! The two Beasts CRASH into the floor.

The steel grid and shards of wood in the floorboard are all

that keep the two creatures from jumping up into the main

bar. They continue grabbing and clawing at everything they

can reach.

Roadie, Heroine, and Tuffy all pump their shotguns at the

creature heads and arms as they pop up from the floor.

HEROINE:

Hold your fire!

Their shotgun barrels smoke. There is commotion in the

basement. We hear the high shrill sound. Then...

They're gone.

Silence.

Everyone crouches on the bar and in booths, shaking, ready

to move.

BEER GUY:

We gotta go!

GOLDIE:

What are they doing!?

HEROINE:

She's calculating...

Suddenly, a BEAM OF LIGHT blasts through the cracks in the

wood walls.

Everyone jumps.

ROADIE:

We got company!

They all stare out the side of the bar.

Most hold their weapons in their hands.

BEER GUY:

Who is it?

EXT. BAR -- CONTINUOUS

We see two headlights drive up the lonely road that leads to

the bar.

As the car gets closer we can see it's a POLICE CAR.

INT. BAR -- CONTINUOUS

Everyone gasps.

GOOD GUY:

It's a sheriff!

PARA:

He's f***ed.

GOOD GIRL:

Someone do something!

BOZO:

In the name of the Father, the Son,

and the Holy Spirit. Amen.

Tuffy starts to bang on the bar screaming.

EXT. BAR -- CONTINUOUS

Sheriff steps from his car and looks around with his

flashlight.

INT. BAR -- CONTINUOUS

Tuffy sticks the barrel of the gun through a crack in the

wood wall.

TUFFY:

Look out! Look out!

She FIRES.

EXT. BAR -- CONTINUOUS

Sheriff ducks when he hears the blast. He pulls out his own

gun and hides behind the car.

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