Feast Page #30

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GOOD GUY:

(to Good Girl)

Get in! Get in!

SWISH!! Good Guy is SCOOPED up by a Beast. Good Girl screams

and slams the door closed. Heroine and Tuffy help Bartender

to the car. They both SHOOT at Beasts.

RIIIIPPP! Bartender is picked up and TORN TO PIECES.

Tuffy screams. The Beast drops Bartender's BLOODY CARCASS

and swoops down.

Heroine whips a FLARE into the Beast's mouth.

HEROINE:

(shoving Tuffy)

Get in!

Good Girl STARTS her car.

BAM! Good Guy is dropped ON THE HOOD of the car with his

body RAVAGED, but his face still intact.

GOOD GIRL:

AHHHHHHHH!!

She HONKS the horn.

Roadie MOVES like a wild man to his truck. He shoots them,

hits them, whatever it takes.

Bozo leaps into his Trans-Am. The Beasts SLAM into the side

as he tries to start the car.

BOZO:

DO IT!

VAHVVVOOOMMMM! The car ROARS to life. He pushes in a TAPE.

THE "MIAMI VICE" THEME SONG BLARES FROM THE SPEAKERS.

BOZO:

Get me F*** BIRDS!

Bozo peels out. Teen Beast lands right in his path and

clumsily tries to run to the side.

BOZO:

No you don't!

BAM! He SMACKS Teen Beast head on. Sending the creature's

disemboweled body sailing through the air.

BOZO:

VENGEANCE!

BASH! SMASH! He hits two more Beasts.

Para DROPS from the sky, still ALIVE and panting. Cars are

moving everywhere.

PARA:

(wincing)

Oh Jesussss...

INT. BAR -- CONTINUOUS

The burning JUKEBOX plays ERIC CLAPTON'S "YOU LOOK WONDERFUL

TONIGHT."

Slowly dancing and holding each other, Grandpa lightly

smooches Grandma on the forehead.

EXT. BAR -- CONTINUOUS

Para CRAWLS along the ground, being ignored by the Beasts.

PARA:

Help me! HELP ME SOMEBODY!

Bozo turns on his windshield wipers to clear off blood. He

sees Para.

BOZO:

HANG ON!

Para claws the ground.

PARA:

Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!

Good Girl hysterically JERKS the wheel of her car.

GOOD GIRL:

Get away from meeeee!

Para SEES Good Girl's car.

PARA:

NOOO!!!

Para rolls right, just missing tires.

Bozo's swerves to miss Good Girl's car.

BOZO:

AHH!!!

Good Girl hysterically swerves.

GOOD GIRL:

Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!

Para YELLS for his brother.

PARA:

COME ON! GOD-DAMMIT!

Bozo's eyes bulge.

BOZO:

Look out!

BAM! Para is SMEARED by Roadie's truck.

ROADIE:

Sh*t!

Roadie keeps going.

Bozo floors it.

BOZO:

(overly endearing)

I meant to tell you so much!

Good Girl screams as she drives her car toward the crashed

truck. She jerks her steering wheel.

BAM-BAM-BAM! Beasts ram her car on the side. It FLIPS into

the crashed truck. Ka-BOOM!! The impact triggers a fireball

EXPLOSION.

The REMAINING CARS aggressively maneuver around the smoldering

truck to hit the OPEN ROAD.

INT. BAR -- CONTINUOUS

Grandpa and Grandma hold each other tight.

A Beast LANDS in front of their table, hissing. It starts to

move in for the kill.

EXT. BAR -- CONTINUOUS

WHAM-BAM! Bozo's car is rammed by a Beast. He grips the wheel,

but can't control the car.

BAM! WHAM!

BOZO:

AHHHH!

INT. BAR -- CONTINUOUS

Grandpa KISSES his wife gently.

GRANDPA:

Close your eyes, hon.

The Beast OPENS it's massive jaws and...

CRASH! Bozo's car DRIVES through the bar.

BAM! The Beast is SMEARED.

The Elderly couple slowly open their eyes.

INT. BOZO'S CAR -- CONTINUOUS

BOZO:

(pounding his roof)

WOOOO HAAA!!!

Bozo GUNS the engine.

BASH! He FLIES out the other end of the bar.

He tears through the parking lot.

Roadie SHOOTS out his window, madly drives.

Heroine BLASTS away at the Beasts as Tuffy steers the car...

WHAM-BAM! Bozo's car is RAMMED by two Beasts. It FLIPS into

the ditch.

BOZO:

(rolling)

F***!!!

Adulterer screams as he speeds DOWN THE ROAD.

Heroine fires as a Beast slams into the side of their car.

HEROINE:

AHHHH!!!

Bozo squirms in his flipped car, UPSIDE-DOWN.

BOZO:

Help me! Help me!

He hears the Beasts SWARMING. He pulls out a BUTTERFLY KNIFE

from the open glove box and SAWS at his safety belt.

A Beast leans into the passenger side of the car and LOOKS

him right in the eye. The Beast SMILES.

Bozo RAISES the knife.

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