Feast Page #5

Synopsis: Trapped in a remote tavern, a group of strangers (Navi Rawat, Krista Allen, Balthazar Getty, Henry Rollins) must band together for survival. Outside the bar, a horde of ravenous, flesh-eating monsters and trying to break in and dine on the frightened humans inside.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Horror
Production: The Weinstein Company
  1 win.
 
IMDB:
6.4
Metacritic:
43
Rotten Tomatoes:
56%
R
Year:
2005
95 min
Website
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SUPERIMPOSED:

NAMES:
GRANDPA AND GRANDMA

AGES:
88 AND 86

OCCUPATION:
RETIRED

FUN FACT:
BEEN TOGETHER SINCE DEPRESSION

LIFE EXPECTANCY:
THEY DON'T BUY GREEN BANANAS

BOZO:

(in a crotchety tone)

Wake up! Check your pants!

Bozo mocks a hearing impairment by cupping his ear.

BOZO:

What's that!? Wha'cha say? Huh?

GRANDPA:

Get outta here.

Bozo SNAPS one of the bloody bills.

BOZO:

How much for the whole night, Grandma?

GRANDMA:

(disgusted)

You should be so lucky.

Grandpa raises his fists one at a time as he explains...

GRANDPA:

This one will just stun ya, but this

one will put ya to sleep.

BOZO:

(mocking)

Whoa!

We follow Bozo as he takes notice of OLD VET (52, long hair

with bandanna, dirty beard) HARLEY MOM, (45, bruiser,

grizzled, tough as a saddle) and DRUNK GUY. He saddles up

next to them at the bar.

BOZO:

You boys wanna take a try at the

loot?

They don't respond. Harley Mom is offended.

BOZO:

Come on, I'll even throw with my

left hand.

He turns in disappointment.

Goldie downs another shot. The tart sting of the drink hits

him. He slaps the bar.

GOLDIE:

Ooohhh!

BOZO:

(addressing room)

Nothin' but a bunch of butts and

pussies in here!

EXT. PRAIRIE LAND -- NIGHT

P.O.V. - We are frantically running. The bar is just a

quarter mile ahead. We leap a fence and --

INT. BAR -- NIGHT

KRASH! Belle DROPS a tray full of drinks behind the bar.

BELLE:

Sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t!

Bartender helps her.

BARTENDER:

Don't sweat it, just clean it up

before he's done.

He points up and we rapidly RISE to the second floor.

ON SECOND FLOOR:

Tuffy's son CODY (7, innocent, cute) sits on the floor

watching TV.

SUPERIMPOSED:

NAME:
CODY

AGE:
7

OCCUPATION:
DEPENDENT

LIFE EXPECTANCY:
A WONDERFUL, FULL LIFE

Tuffy walks over to him and puts HEADPHONES over his ears.

TUFFY:

Keep these on, sweetheart.

CODY:

Okay, mommy.

Tuffy kisses him on the head and then moves to an adjacent

room.

ADJACENT ROOM:

Tuffy enters the room and takes off her blouse exposing her

breasts. She pulls up her skirt and bends over a bedpost.

TUFFY:

Let's get this over with.

Boss Man walks up behind her, naked, except for Red Cowboy

Boots.

BOSS MAN:

I love a woman with enthusiasm.

EXT. BAR FRONT -- NIGHT

P.O.V. - We move in fast on the bar --

INT. BAR -- NIGHT

Bozo walks to the middle of the room, proudly displaying his

prize money.

BOZO:

I got two hundred bucks says none of

you can beat me!

The bar is silent. Bartender points to the double doors.

BARTENDER:

Hey! Get quiet or get out.

BOZO:

(grinning)

C'mon guys--

EXT. BAR -- NIGHT

P.O.V. - Hurtling toward the double doors and --

INT. BAR -- NIGHT

BOZO:

Gimme some ACTION --

BOOM! The double doors to the bar are kicked open by HERO

(rugged alpha man with dark features and built to kick ass).

KRASH! Belle DROPS a second tray of drinks--

MUSIC CUTS OUT:

Hero is scraped, bruised and bloodied. He is dressed in blue

denim, with a hand made duct tape and leather neck guard. He

holds a RUST-RED SHOTGUN and a GUNNY SACK. He SLAMS the double

doors shut and props a chair against the handles, securing

them.

Hero spins around and c*cks his weapon.

He has the bar's attention.

HERO:

Unless you people want to die you'll

do what I say and you'll do it fast!

KAH-CHUCK! Bartender c*cks his SHOTGUN.

BARTENDER:

You hold it right there, mister.

Hero raises his one hand holding the gunny sack.

HERO:

(catching his breath.)

A storm of hell's coming down on

this place any minute!

BARTENDER:

Drop the canon!

Hero puts down the shotgun and cautiously moves towards

Bartender.

HERO:

I'm not armed now, just hear me out.

Hero gets closer.

BARTENDER:

I'll drop you and not even think

about it!

HERO:

Let me explain!

BARTENDER:

YOU GOT ONE SECOND TO --

WHOOSH! Hero reveals a drool-dripping, white, GRANDPAPA BEAST

HEAD from the gunny sack and holds it out and high for all

to see.

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Marcus Dunstan

Marcus Dunstan is an American screenplay writer and director who, along with Patrick Melton, wrote screenplay for the film Feast, which was the winner of Season Three of the filmmaking competition reality TV series Project Greenlight. more…

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