Feast Page #5
SUPERIMPOSED:
AGES:
88 AND 86OCCUPATION:
RETIREDFUN FACT:
BEEN TOGETHER SINCE DEPRESSIONLIFE EXPECTANCY:
THEY DON'T BUY GREEN BANANASBOZO:
(in a crotchety tone)
Wake up! Check your pants!
Bozo mocks a hearing impairment by cupping his ear.
BOZO:
What's that!? Wha'cha say? Huh?
GRANDPA:
Get outta here.
Bozo SNAPS one of the bloody bills.
BOZO:
How much for the whole night, Grandma?
GRANDMA:
(disgusted)
You should be so lucky.
Grandpa raises his fists one at a time as he explains...
GRANDPA:
This one will just stun ya, but this
one will put ya to sleep.
BOZO:
(mocking)
Whoa!
We follow Bozo as he takes notice of OLD VET (52, long hair
with bandanna, dirty beard) HARLEY MOM, (45, bruiser,
grizzled, tough as a saddle) and DRUNK GUY. He saddles up
next to them at the bar.
BOZO:
You boys wanna take a try at the
loot?
They don't respond. Harley Mom is offended.
BOZO:
Come on, I'll even throw with my
left hand.
He turns in disappointment.
Goldie downs another shot. The tart sting of the drink hits
him. He slaps the bar.
GOLDIE:
Ooohhh!
BOZO:
(addressing room)
Nothin' but a bunch of butts and
pussies in here!
P.O.V. - We are frantically running. The bar is just a
quarter mile ahead. We leap a fence and --
INT. BAR -- NIGHT
KRASH! Belle DROPS a tray full of drinks behind the bar.
BELLE:
Sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t!
Bartender helps her.
BARTENDER:
Don't sweat it, just clean it up
before he's done.
He points up and we rapidly RISE to the second floor.
ON SECOND FLOOR:
Tuffy's son CODY (7, innocent, cute) sits on the floor
watching TV.
SUPERIMPOSED:
NAME:
CODYAGE:
7OCCUPATION:
DEPENDENTLIFE EXPECTANCY:
A WONDERFUL, FULL LIFETuffy walks over to him and puts HEADPHONES over his ears.
TUFFY:
Keep these on, sweetheart.
CODY:
Okay, mommy.
Tuffy kisses him on the head and then moves to an adjacent
room.
ADJACENT ROOM:
Tuffy enters the room and takes off her blouse exposing her
breasts. She pulls up her skirt and bends over a bedpost.
TUFFY:
Let's get this over with.
Boss Man walks up behind her, naked, except for Red Cowboy
Boots.
BOSS MAN:
I love a woman with enthusiasm.
P.O.V. - We move in fast on the bar --
INT. BAR -- NIGHT
Bozo walks to the middle of the room, proudly displaying his
prize money.
BOZO:
I got two hundred bucks says none of
you can beat me!
The bar is silent. Bartender points to the double doors.
BARTENDER:
Hey! Get quiet or get out.
BOZO:
(grinning)
C'mon guys--
EXT. BAR -- NIGHT
P.O.V. - Hurtling toward the double doors and --
INT. BAR -- NIGHT
BOZO:
Gimme some ACTION --
BOOM! The double doors to the bar are kicked open by HERO
(rugged alpha man with dark features and built to kick ass).
KRASH! Belle DROPS a second tray of drinks--
MUSIC CUTS OUT:
Hero is scraped, bruised and bloodied. He is dressed in blue
denim, with a hand made duct tape and leather neck guard. He
holds a RUST-RED SHOTGUN and a GUNNY SACK. He SLAMS the double
doors shut and props a chair against the handles, securing
them.
Hero spins around and c*cks his weapon.
He has the bar's attention.
HERO:
Unless you people want to die you'll
do what I say and you'll do it fast!
KAH-CHUCK! Bartender c*cks his SHOTGUN.
BARTENDER:
You hold it right there, mister.
Hero raises his one hand holding the gunny sack.
HERO:
(catching his breath.)
A storm of hell's coming down on
this place any minute!
BARTENDER:
Drop the canon!
Hero puts down the shotgun and cautiously moves towards
Bartender.
HERO:
I'm not armed now, just hear me out.
Hero gets closer.
BARTENDER:
I'll drop you and not even think
about it!
HERO:
Let me explain!
BARTENDER:
WHOOSH! Hero reveals a drool-dripping, white, GRANDPAPA BEAST
HEAD from the gunny sack and holds it out and high for all
to see.
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