Feast Page #8
BOSS MAN:
My god damn foot is gone! Who f***in'
shot me? Who f***in' shot me!?
BARTENDER:
(motioning to Heroine)
Her fella.
HEROINE:
(weary)
My husband...
BOSS MAN:
Well, where's the sonuvabitch!?
HEROINE:
He's dead.
BOSS MAN:
What?
Boss Man and Tuffy notice the destruction to the bar.
BOSS MAN:
What the hell happened down here?!
Boss Man looks to Bozo.
BOZO:
I didn't do it! It was f***in'
monsters, a**hole!
Boss Man c*cks the .38.
BOSS MAN:
Jesus Christ on the cross... Someone
make sense.
HEROINE:
Easy. We're surrounded by something
the likes none of you have ever seen
before. Some kind of animals. Real
fast, volatile, predators. ONE went
through three of your patrons like
they were Kleenex.
BOSS MAN:
(matter of fact)
So, your dead hubby shot me twice,
three of my customers have been eaten,
and there are angry creatures outside?
HEROINE:
He only shot you once.
BOSS MAN:
Huh?
HEROINE:
(re:
Bartender)He shot you the other time.
BARTENDER:
It was an accident. Sorry.
Boss Man squints skeptically. Good Guy points to the bar.
GOOD GUY:
Look at it!
Good Guy directs the attention of Boss Man and Tuffy to
GRANDPAPA BEAST'S HEAD at the end of the bar.
BOSS MAN:
(accepting)
Fan-f***in-tastic.
Tuffy, still supporting Boss Man, is mesmerized by the head
and damage to the bar.
TUFFY:
Oh my God... What is that?
HEROINE:
That's one piece of four problems.
BOSS MAN:
Please elaborate.
Tight on Heroine's eyes.
HEROINE:
That head over there?
She points to the decapitated beast head.
HEROINE:
That's the oldest of the bunch, looked
like the Grandpapa. We caught the
little one, Junior, in the cooler
there. As we've seen, what he lacks
in size he more than makes up for in
speed.
BARTENDER:
And the rest of 'em?
HEROINE:
Unfortunately, the worst of 'em are
still outside.
Heroine spins and recalls the gory details...
NOTE:
As Heroine describes each beast, we see a glimpse oftheir virtues.
HEROINE:
The next one is taller, but all out
of proportion. Like a "teen beast."
EXT. PRAIRIE LAND -- NIGHT
Just a quick glimpse of TEEN BEAST. He's got a big head and
awkward body. He clumsily moves and seems uncomfortable in
his own skin. He's got big balls and can't keep his hands
off of them.
HEROINE (V.O.)
He was spastic, clumsy, but deadly
just the same.
INT. BAR FRONT -- NIGHT
Heroine tends to her scratched arm.
HEROINE:
If I'm not mistaken, I just took the
eye out of the Mother. She can guide
the attacks. She calculates.
EXT. PRAIRIE LAND -- NIGHT
MOMMA BEAST flashes out from the dark. She's shorter than
Teen, but much wider. She has a big mouth and NATIONAL
GEOGRAPHIC B*OBS that hang down to her waist. She covers her
stabbed left eye and SCREECHES.
INT. BAR -- NIGHT
Heroine taps her left eye.
HEROINE:
If you are face to face with her,
dive left.
ROADIE:
And the last one is the...
HEROINE:
Father. The biggest, the strongest...
FLASH! We only see a blur of muscles, bloody fur, and teeth.
INT. BAR -- CONTINUOUS
The entire bar stares at Heroine with their mouths on the
floor.
HEROINE:
No sign of any weaknesses. No sign
at all. He's an eating machine.
Goldie puts his head down.
GOLDIE:
(sotto)
Of all the friggin' bars to go into...
The bar folks back up, not so confident about their chances.
HEROINE:
All right, we need to lock this place
down! Everyone in this room?
Tuffy eyes bug. She drops Boss Man's arm. He topples.
TUFFY:
Oh my god! My son! My SON!
We race with Tuffy toward the staircase to the SECOND FLOOR.
HEROINE:
Wait!
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