Feds Page #5

Synopsis: Ellie DeWitt and Janis Zuckermann are admitted to the very strict FBI Training Academy. They get a hard course, in which they learn to deal with guns and to recognise crimes. They also get a physical training. It appears that Ellie is a real fighting- machine, in contrast with Janis, the great student. They have to help each other, 'cause only when they pass all the tests, they are allowed to join the FBI...
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Daniel Goldberg
Production: Warner Home Video
 
IMDB:
5.3
Rotten Tomatoes:
20%
PG-13
Year:
1988
90 min
206 Views


You knew you are

government property.

- So you sought to get rid of them.

- Remember, no?

- What did you do with the blankets?

- I've got them.

- But did not know that they are the Navy. I swear!

- Thanks. So I wanted to know.

- I arrested?

- No. We're just some students.

- Student?

- Thanks. You've been helpful.

Yeah, thanks a lot, Louie.

A brief conversation with Mr. Berbick confirmed our suspicion

that at least one other person was in the cleaners tonight

offender.

If you decide to continue the investigation and,

suggest that Mr. Berbick be questioned again.

The others have overlooked that

that first interview was superficial.

DeWitt, Zuckerman, 10 plus.

Have you examined every possibility.

This is what we like to see here.

Thank you, sir.

Observe that there are few empty seats.

Today, at noon, still eight colleagues have vo

foremen have been remove.

Those who have remained deserve congratulations.

May have just an obstacle to overcome it.

But remember that crime is not simulated

cinch.

Instructors have made it look like

a real crime situation.

And I can assure you that your instructors are

just as devious as real criminals.

So be careful.

Until then, tonight

can you hand over to have fun.

Have you deserve. Out with you!

- I have to say a toast.

- Defense law.

good.

- For... defending the law.

- I've already had that.

- Yes. For...

- Hawaii 5-0!

Da. He's good.

- You were saying?

- What? Yes...

One day, the other waitress

went to the dentist and boss at the bank.

Remained just me and him.

He says:
"Why do not you go

the fridge, so we cool?"

I had a huge fridge.

There were no customers, so we put the poster

"Closed" and we went.

- In the fridge?

- Was incredible.

The fridge? Besides meat?

There were only hamburgers, like that...

no legs hanging beef.

- You pretzels?

- Yes.

Last guys we were exited

manager actions and a dentist.

- No dead would enter into a refrigerator.

- What they liked?

Manager actions would have liked to change their

Audi on a BMW site.

Dentist would have liked to change his BMW

a Mercedes.

Not seem some guys get too great.

That's the problem.

I'm going to a party,

I start talking about the economy and politics

and I wake up surrounded by the same kind of men.

I want a man to wear

jeans have a tattoo and be silent.

Like this guy right here.

Would be great.

- Do you have a tattoo?

- Janis!

- You are drunk.

- Quiet and you're. You're too rigid.

- I want to talk to you.

- Do you realize what you're doing.

- Do you have a tattoo?

- Yes.

Show me.

Okay.

A fish! I am Janis.

To dance!

Do you have a chest incredible.

But you should have your hair you look.

So better.

- Tell me you graduated college?

- No.

Okay.

Have you ever made love to a woman up and lost knowledge?

Twice.

No, four times.

Pretty good.

Janis...

Do not think you're overreacting a bit?

I'll look for a cheap hotel along with Captain Ahab

and I'll see if he can put me in a coma.

We walk Popeye?

Just me and Moby Dick.

- I find it interesting.

- Janis?

- Come on, you're drunk.

- No.

- Go home. Come!

- Not drunk. Do not worry.

Come on, Gilligan!

Let me measured harpoon!

- Maybe a little drunk.

- Both of you are right.

Go! You go home.

It's not your fault.

You were great.

Thank you.

Other time.

Taxi!

I want a guy to make love

with me while looking at the box.

Give us the money and jewels.

Quick!

Another new experience.

There are only three. You take the right

I on the left.

- Shut up!

- Ellie, are drunk!

We trained for this.

Can we face.

I think you did not understand!

Was nice... for a sociopath.

Ellie... I had a great time tonight.

We got drunk.

Was to be robbed.

I met a sailor with a big fish.

Do you think we'll get FBI agents?

And I still think so a

Hello!

I Here Bilecki. Five minutes later,

already be in the briefing room.

Janis!

Do not worry, Janis.

They just let us try.

Midnight school I like to confuse you.

And so did the Marines.

Is called "state of stress",

girls!

FBI:

shaken bucket and "cream" comes to the surface.

This guy gets on my nerves.

Come in here. Not move up!

I and others are

terrorists from Liberation Front.

I kidnapped this man.

Hupperman'm George, president of easier

banking institutions.

Want money otherwise they will kill me.

Please, Help me!

That's ransom.

Indications will be given in various

seats in the next 18 hours.

Five minutes after you leave,

application you can open and surrender to start looking.

Sir! Is there a hierarchy

he should respect?

Do not ask me.

I am a terrorist.

First, we must establish a chain of command

.

Propose me to be a responsible agent,

and Bickerstaff, Parker and

Striker heads be my team.

Do you agree?

Was approved. Show me the ticket.

I lost? You left

Where in the ticket redemption?

Affirmative. I saw them taking the money,

then I lost.

Damn!

Go onto them and hold me posted. Over.

The other inquired area

may find clues.

Terrorists came here

as to raise money.

- It's fun.

- Are you all right?

- No.

- E slippery. Be careful.

Did dropped something.

- Not mine.

- Was down when...

I found something. Brent!

- Seems to be a map.

- Give me to see.

Show

a path that goes toward the southern edge of the swamp Christians.

They went there.

Let's go!

Really think they left us a map,

Brent?

- I said let's go.

- I'm sorry, Brent.

I agree with Janis.

They just run all night through the forest.

We have established a hierarchy.

If you can not comply,

why do not you hand over your operations to organize your

?

We others, we work.

Let's go!

Now what?

- Their new show!

- Good plan.

Ammunition, smoke, air guns

?

A demonstration exercise.

Will attend and press.

- Who signed the consent?

- D Bilecki it. You.

Signature's unclear

because he sneezed when he signed.

See? It's still wet.

Not.

Do not...

Stop it you.

- They are?

- No.

Wait. I want to hear and the rest

conversation.

Okay, continue.

Do not...

Wait. Seems to be Bilecki.

Order breakfast.

Awesome!

The building administration, the west wing,

third floor. In the council chamber.

Howard, you are a genius!

I've found.

We have the equipment.

How's it going?

Hupperman and Bilecki are...

God!

'm On the third floor of the administration building.

Good job. But Brent?

And I followed him.

It's still in the woods, but coming here.

- What about him?

- Try a disinformation?

- Trust him, he's a genius.

- You map?

Da. What are you going?

Warning, captain

Red Dog! Here's headquarters.

Hear me? Over.

Captain, can you hear me?

Headquarters? Over.

I FBI command center.

We have information on your mission. I hear

- I hope they know more than us.

- Yes. Content. Over.

Suspects were visually ID'd in zone C 03.

You received?

C 03.

's Swamp among Christians.

Complete.

Confirmed, Red Dog.

I suggest to you approach carefully.

I Have received

- Affirmative. Over.

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Len Blum

Leonard Solomon "Len" Blum (born 1951) is an award-winning Canadian screenwriter, film producer and film composer. more…

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