Fifty Shades of Grey Page #2

- Okay, no clothes

I mean, no coveralls I can't

think of anything else.

- I guess that must be it.

- Cool.

Thank you for answering

Kate's questions by the way.

- She was thrilled.

- I hope she's feeling better.

Yeah she is, she's just having trouble

finding an original photo of you.

If she'd like an original,

I'm around tomorrow.

- You'd be willing to do that?

- Yeah.

- Do you want me to bag for you Ana?

- No, I'm good, thanks though Paul.

Okay.

I'm staying at the Heathman.

Call me before 10.

- About the photos.

- Oh, yeah, I will.

Enjoy your...

Thanks for doing this again Mr Grey.

- I'm happy to help.

- How about we try a few with a smile?

Or not.

You do realise he hasn't

stopped looking at you?

He asked me to go for coffee afterwards.

What?

Kate shh

Is he your boyfriend?

- Who?

- The photographer.

- Jose? No.

- I've seen the way he was smiling at you.

No Jose is more like family.

He's not my boyfriend.

- And the guy at the store?

- Paul? No.

Thank you.

- You seem nervous.

- I find you intimidating.

You should.

- Eat.

- Not to mention high-handed.

I'm used to getting my own way.

Then you must get very boring.

- Tell me about your family.

- My family? Okay.

My dad died when I was a baby.

So I was raised by my step-father Ray.

- He's amazing.

- And your mom?

My mother is on husband number four.

She's an incurable romantic.

- And you?

- Am I romantic?

Well I study English Literature.

I kind of have to be.

But the photo shoot went well right?

Kate seems to be really happy.

- I'm sorry, I can't.

- What?

I'll walk you out.

- Do you have a girlfriend, is that it?

- I don't do the girlfriend thing.

- What does that even mean?

- Watch it!

I'm not the man for you.

You should steer clear of me.

I have to let you go.

Goodbye Mr Grey.

Alright pencils down.

Please take your final exams

to the back of the classroom.

Final grades will be posted in two weeks.

- Hey, you all good?

- Yeah, why wouldn't I be?

- We are so partying tonight.

- Oh my god.

This is way too much.

No, we're getting exactly the right amount.

- All over my face?

- That's the idea.

- Wow, no Kate.

- Cab's early, lets go.

Ana, there's a package for you.

"Why didn't you tell me there was danger?

Why didn't you warn me?

"Ladies know what to guard against

"... because they read novels

that tells them of these tricks ".

That's a quote from Tess

of the d'Urberville.

Oh my god.

These must be from Christian.

I mean

These are incredible.

Wow, Grey.

Kate these are first editions

I can't, this is too much.

I can't accept them, I

have to send them back.

That's the cab, okay, are you ready?

- Are you really though?

- Yes, yes, very.

Lets get outta here.

Shots! Shots! Shots!

No holding back here girl.

- Did you do it all?

- Alright!

With my right eye closed and left handed,

I can get this in.

- What?

- I gotta pee.

- Okay.

- One, two...

- Where you going?

- I gotta go pee.

- Anastasia.

- Yep, this is me.

Sending back your expensive books, cause

I already have hard copies of that,

Thanks though, for the kind gesture.

You're welcome. Where are you?

Oh I'm in line, cause I

have to pee really bad.

- Anastasia have you been drinking?

- Yeah, I have Mr Fancy Pants.

You hit the nail on the head.

I mean the head right on the nail.

Listen to me, I want you

to go home right now.

You're so bossy.

"Ana, lets go for coffee"

"Ana, lets go for coffee."

"No stay away from me Ana, I

don't want you. Get away."

"Come here, come here."

"Go away."

That's it.

- Tell me where you are.

- I'm a long way from Seattle.

- Long way from you.

- Which bar, whats it called?

- I don't know, I gotta go.

- Which bar Ana?

I told him right?

I'm sorry I didn't mean...

Stay where you are, I'm coming to get you.

What? Hello?

- Hey.

- Oh thanks.

Are you okay?

Yes, I just feel a little

more drunk than...

- Come here stay warm.

- Oh that's cool, I'm good Jose.

No, I wanna have the courage to do this.

Do what?

- Ana, I like you.

- You do?

- Very much.

- Oh my god.

- No, no, no.

- Please, one kiss.

No, no, no Jos, I'm sorry, no.

- Dude, she said no.

- Christian?

- Don't look at me.

- Here.

Nice touch, I will launder this item.

- Lets get you home.

- I'm with kate.

- I'll have Elliot tell her.

- Who's Elliot?

He's my brother, he's inside

talking to her right now.

- I, I don't...

- He's at my hotel with me.

- You're still at the Heathman?

- Yes. Come.

- That's your brother?

- Not by choice, lets go.

Wait what did Kate say?

She warned me to be on my best behaviour.

- More like threatened me.

- She threatened you?

You're spinning.

I think I'm gonna faint.

What now?

Eat me, drink me.

Good morning Anastasia.

- How you feeling?

- Better than I deserve.

Did you put me to bed?

- You undressed me?

- I didn't have much choice.

Where did you sleep?

- Dear god We didn't...

- Necrophillia's not my thing.

- So we just slept then?

- It was a novelty for me too.

You... need to eat.

I had Taylor pick you up some clothes.

- Who's Taylor?

- My driver.

- Thanks, but you didn't have to do that.

- Yes I did.

Yours were covered in vomit.

You shouldn't have drunk like that.

I'm all for testing the limits but

- ...you put yourself at risk last night.

- I know.

If you were mine you wouldn't

be able to sit down for a week.

What?

I gotta go take a shower.

Why am I here Christian?

You're here because I'm

incapable of leaving you alone.

Then don't.

- Why'd you send me those books?

- I thought I owed you an apology.

- For what?

- For letting you believe that I...

Listen to me.

I don't do romance.

My tastes are very... singular.

You wouldn't understand.

Enlighten me then.

- You look beautiful.

- Taylor has good taste.

- What are you doing here later?

- I'm working at the hardware store till 7.

I'll have Taylor pick you up then.

I'd like to bite that lip.

I think I'd like that.

I'm not gonna touch you, not

until I have your written consent.

What?

I'll explain later.

Come I'll take you home.

F*** the paperwork.

What is it about elevators?

Hey.

- Hi, you must be Ana.

- You must be Elliot.

And we must be going, Elliot.

So awesome your place.

Kate's told me a lot about you.

Elliot grab your shoes, some

of us have work to return to.

What you're doing with Mr. Worm

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