Firebreather
- TV-PG
- Year:
- 2010
- 70 min
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Duncan:
It was the last daythe giant monsters... Kaiju.
[Snarling]
Duncan:
But to me, it'smore than just history.
It's family history.
That's my mom.
They say her bravery saved the
city that day, saved everything.
This is also the day
my mom met my dad.
Belloc:
[Growls quietly]Duncan:
Oh, yeah...That's my dad.
[Birds cries]
[Birds chirping]
[Dog barking]
Maybe I should skip.
Nothing says freak
like coal for lunch.
Margaret:
You're nota freak, Duncan.
Duncan:
Get real, mom.I eat coal.
And my skin?
You can call it pumpkin.
You can call it tangerine or... Or burnt
Sienna, but let's face it... it's orange.
Margaret:
And "orange"you just adorable?
Duncan:
Ugh.Margaret:
Duncan, this is anew school, not an execution.
Just try to socialize,
make some friends.
And... Duncan:
And stopgetting into fights.
But they're the
ones who start it!
Jerks are instinctively drawn to me,
like... Homing pigeons.
Margaret:
Duncan, you're a 16-year-old boy,like every other guy in your class, and
every kid in that school
[Smooches]
So, if you can just get along
with people and keep your
temper, everything's
going to be just fine.
Duncan:
Message received.Margaret:
And, Duncan...Duncan:
I love you too, mom.Margaret:
Actually, thattime, it was "rock on."
Duncan:
[Sighs][Door closes]
[Dog barking]
Unh!
[Car alarm blares]
Uh-oh.
[Breathing heavily]
Wh... [Tires screech]
[Rock music playing]
Whoo! Whoo!
Yeah, Jenna!
What's going on?
[Laughing] Yeah, looking good.
Troy:
Check out the new kid.[Chuckles]
[Tires screech]
Oh, I'm sorry.
crap on my rear view mirror, but
now I can see it was
just your face.
[Laughter]
Duncan:
Yeah.That's a good one.
Whoo!
[Tires screech]
[Indistinct conversations]
This is going to be the
best homecoming ever.
Bye, Jenna. See you later.
Jenna:
Ugh!Duncan:
Hey![Growls]
You're so... Jenna: [Gasps]
Duncan:
So... Hot.Jenna:
Hmm?Duncan:
I, uh... the coffee.[Chuckles nervously]
is so hot.
Jenna:
Oh, I'm so sorry!I ask them to brew my caf con
leche at 150 degrees so it's
still hot when I get here.
Diva, right?
Uh, how did it not burn you?
Duncan:
No, no, itfeels good, actually.
I was freezing.
I don't know why they always have to
blast the AC. In these schools, anyway.
Jenna:
It must be80 degrees in here.
Oh, whatever.
I'm on the student council, so
I'll see what I can do about
getting the heat turned on.
Duncan:
[Chuckles]I wouldn't have pegged you for
Jenna:
Student council, chairwoman of thehomecoming committee... I'm that girl.
By the way, it's Jenna.
Duncan:
Ugh!Troy:
Oops.[Imitates slicing]
Duncan:
[Growls]Troy:
[Laughs][Sighs]
I'd like to ask the whole class
to give a warm welcome to
Duncan Xerxes Absalom Belphegor Gressil
Pythius Wu Fan... Duncan: Uh, yeah, just
"Duncan" is fine, Ms. Dreakford.
Oh, all right.
Take a seat, Duncan.
Isabel:
Hey, Duncan,sit here with Kenny.
He doesn't have a lab partner.
Ken:
Uh, thanks, Isabel.Duncan:
Hi. Duncan.Ken:
Ken Rogers.Duncan:
Kenny Rogers, huh?Do you know when to hold 'em,
know when to fold 'em?
Ken:
No, not even a little.Like reptiles and insects,
amphibians are ectotherms and
cannot internally regulate their
body temperature... what we used
to call "cold-blooded."
Isabel:
Why did we stop?Did the amphibians object to
being labeled "cold-blooded"?
[Laughter]
Jenna:
No, Mrs. Dreakford, thisis so wrong for so many reasons.
Beyond the obvious animal-cruelty
issues, students have a right...
Uh, Jen, that'll be enough.
Jenna:
No, a duty to refuseto do anything unbelievably gross.
That's quite enough.
Jenna:
Forcing us to mutilate thesehelpless innocent animals.
Duncan:
[Sighs]Jenna:
...Without offering achoice in the matter is clearly
an abuse of the authority of the
school board... Jenna, just zip it.
Jenna:
...And a just plain bad example to set.
Duncan:
[Gasps][Snarls]
Jenna:
...In case, you know, some sick kidsactually might enjoy cutting up frogs and
pulling out their guts.
It's inhumane... Duncan: Whoa!
[Students gasping]
Aah! Oh, no!
They're waterboarding Kermit!
[Students gasping]
Whoo! He's a jumper!
Look out!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Ken:
Uh... Duncan: Whoa!Ohh!
Aah!
What is that?
[Laughter]
Jenna:
Are you done?What is up with you?
You make Troy look mature.
Stop it!
[Nail scraping]
Settle down, everyone.
[School bell rings]
[Indistinct conversations]
I can't believe that jerk.
What a dork.
Jenna:
And I actually thought he waskind of cute until he did that.
Duncan:
[Sighs]Ken:
Nicely done, man.Duncan:
Just don'tmention it, all right?
Bad joke... that's all.
[Indistinct conversations]
Isabel:
Okay, Mr. Belphegor GressilPythius, what's your secret?
Duncan:
Hair gel, extra hold.Isabel:
Ha!How come your name is like an
a-list of mythological bad boys?
Care to explain?
Duncan:
Unconventional parents.
You really know your
Cryptozoology.
Ken:
Oh, yeah.Isabel loves all that
a creepy stuff.
She's a giant monster fangirl.
Isabel:
"Monster" is inthe eye of the beholder.
They're Kaiju, Kenny.
Ken:
Fine. Whatever.[Scoffs] Sorry.
Isabel:
They're not monsters.keep trying to kill them.
16 years since Belloc was last
seen, and we keep thinking the
Kaiju are a threat?
What's the matter?
Duncan:
Ugh![Laughter]
[Growls]
Isabel:
What sphincters.Shouldn't evolution have weeded
those guys out of the gene pool
eons ago?
Duncan:
No, cockroaches haveremained unchanged for millions
of years.
Isabel:
Well, you're clearlynot a moron, so what was up with
the idiot dance back in class?
Duncan:
Did you like it?Isabel:
I've got some notes.But I liked the part where you
hid something in your jacket.
You gonna show me?
Duncan:
Just keep it quiet.[Indistinct conversations]
Isabel:
No way!Gomorradon... unreal!
Duncan:
It's kind oflike a little tiny Kaiju.
Isabel:
It's a gomorradon,my dear Duncan.
These things live on Kaijus.
They scout, warn of danger, and
live off the slime that forms
between their scales.
Duncan:
Sorry I asked.What's it doing here, and how
come you know all this?
Isabel:
I read books on thisstuff all the time... small press.
Watch it.
Whatever you do, don't...
Duncan:
Ow!Isabel:
[Gasps]Let it go.
Duncan:
[Breathing heavily]Unh!
Ugh!
Isabel:
[Chuckles]Duncan:
[Chuckles][Crickets chirping]
[Footsteps]
Right here... this is the one.
This is definitely
Jenna's locker.
[Laughs]
[Grunting] Hye!
Ow!
[Whimpering]
You guys are morons.
Give me your library card.
And that's how it's done.
[Laughter]
Barnes:
All right,ladies, line up.
I'm your new gym teacher.
You can call me coach Barnes or,
once you come to love me, "blitz."
Duncan:
Hey, "blitz," I was
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