Fist of Jesus

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Now that you are ambassadors

of my Father's kingdom,

You have thereby becomea class of men separate

and distinct from all other men on earth.

You are not now as men among men but as the

enlightened citizens of another country

among the ignorant creatures

of this dark world.

A heavenly country.

I say to you:
Love your enemies,

do good to those who hate you,

bless those who curse you,

and pray for those who

despitefully use you.

And whatsoever you believe

that I would do to men, do you also to them.

Jesus! Jesus!

- What is it, Jacob?

- Oh, Jesus, a terrible tragedy!

My son Lazarus is dead!

Do not worry, Jacob. Lazarus is not dead,

he has fallen asleep, but I will wake him up.

No, Master. He's been dead for a day.

You man of little faith! Did I not tell you that

if you believed you would see the work of God?

I am the resurrection and the life. Whoever

believes in me, though he die, yet shall he live.

Judas, my friend! Follow me.

Follow me, everyone! And you shall

witness our Lord's miracle.

Calm down, woman. Lazarus shall resurrect.

Sarah, Jesus has come to

bring our son back to life.

Lazarus, rise up and walk!

Praise Jesus!

He did it! Our son is alive! He did it!

Dicsrtessk Jzus!

Praise Jesus!

Jesus, you have done a miracle! Thank God!

Judas, let's het out of here! Fast!

Oh, my God!

Run!

Come on!

You had to show off, didn't you?!

Always wanting to be the center of attention!

"Rise up and walk."

"Rise up and walk."

Hey, I'd never tried this before.

It's natural I didn't get it right the first time.

Oh my God!

Pharisean zombies!

Roman zombies!

Cowboy zombies!

Yes, Jesus. Now what are you going to do?

Run!

We've got to get out of here!

I don't understand what went wrong!

We're all going to die!

I'll never get out of here alive!

I should have listened to Elena and marry her instead

of running to the mountains like an idiot, damn it!

Put yourself together, Judas.

All we need to do is keep

calm and we'll find a way out.

But what have we done to these people?

We've turned them into monsters! They are all damned!

Don't you worry.

As long as we stay together,

everything is going to be fine.

Just do as I say and

I promise you'll live many years.

Judas?

Judas, where are you?

Oh, Judas!

Why did you do it?

I would never let them hurt you.

My loyal friend.

This time I'll do it right!

I did it, Father!

I did it!

I brought him back to human life!

This time I brought him back to human

life, I have finally done the miracle.

Judas!

Judas?

My friend, you're safe at last.

Nazarethian!

Your glory days are over.

Judas, do you have something

I can use as a weapon?

I only have a fish.

- Only have a fish as a weapon?

- Not a fish.

It's two.

I don't care how many fishes you have,

you're gonna die.

Bastard!

Judas!

Let's get them!

Judas!

So you like to bite, huh?

Then you'll love the piranha.

God! This is horrible! Sorry!

I'm sorry. I'm sorry!

For pity's sake, alms for this poor blind leper.

In the end... we didn't evangelize anyone.

At least we sent a great number of

souls to the Kingdom of Heaven.

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