Flight Of The Navigator Page #3

---

Like a coma or something?

I can't remember,

All right, listen, Um, I gotta go,

Um, is there anything else you want

when I come back?

How about a Big Mac,

large fries and a Coke?

- They're still around, I hope,

- Well, now, that all depends, Do you want

New Coke, Classic Coke, Cherry Coke,

Diet Coke or caffeine-free Coke?

- Huh?

- Nothing, Forget it,

If they're still around,

then I'll do my best, all right?

- OK, Bye,

- See ya,

Well, come on, RALF,

Come on, Ralfie baby,

You'll make it, Come on,

All right! Way to go,

Jeff! David's on the phone!

They gave me a NASA cap, and

there are robots here they call RALF,

And there's a nice lady

that brings me my food,

Oh, and another thing,

They locked me in my room,

Uh, the locks are there

for David's protection,

Don't take any sh*t, David,

Now, don't forget your promise, Doctor,

David has to be back in 48 hours,

Don't worry, Mrs. Freeman.

Hi, David, it's Dad again,

Hi, Dad,

We're just here fixing up your room,

waiting for you for when you get back,

And we'll see you soon,

That's great, Thanks,

We sure do miss you, son,

I miss you, too, Dad,

I miss all you guys,,, a whole lot,

Bye.

Bye, Bye-bye,

Bye, David,

OK, now, David, if you can,

I'd like you to try and remember what

happened when you fell in the ravine,

Well, I tried to stop myself, but the,,,

OK, everybody, remain calm,

Try to bring it back up to speed,

- What's going on?

- It's all right, David, Everything's fine,

- We're ready, sir,

- OK,

Bring the computers up

to synchronization slowly,

Let's see if we can latch the data

at a higher rate,

Well, what is your name?

We're in synch,

Wait a sec! How'd that happen?

I didn't say a thing!

Next question,

David, where have you been

for the last eight years?

I've already told you, I don't know,

What powered the craft

that you were traveling in?

Oh, my God, This kid's head is full,

What language is that?

- Oh, who knows what's in this boy's head?

- What are you talking about?

- We can spend years trying to decipher it,

- Who's putting that stuff on the screen?

You are, David,

But that's impossible,

- How far is it from Earth to Phaelon?

- I've never heard of the place,

How long did it take you to get there?

- Light-speed theory,

- That's the only possible explanation,

Well, what's that?

David, if you were traveling

beyond the speed of light,

then you could've been

gone only 4,4 hours,

and the rest of us here on Earth

would've aged eight years,

Well, what does that mean?

Time slows down

as you approach the speed of light,

- Speed of light?

- David,,, where is Phaelon?

How am I supposed to know?

He's searching through star charts!

- Sir, I think he's downloading,

- Wait,,,

My God,

These are uncharted systems,

Our computers

don't contain this information,

- David, is this Phaelon?

- I don't know!

Let me out of here!

David! David!

Pardon me. Coming through.

Hi, there,

Hi, Carolyn,

So, how's the testing going?

Terrible, But at least

I get to go home tomorrow,

They told you that

you're going home tomorrow?

That's right, Why?

- Nothing,

- Carolyn,,,

It's just I've seen the meal sheet for the

coming week and they've got you on it,

- Until when?

- All week,

But that's impossible!

They promised it would

only be 48 hours!

You guys hear me in there?

I want out of here right now!

You think I don't watch television?

Wake up!

Hey, Now, come on,

it's not as bad as it seems,

How would you know? You've never

been locked away from your family

and been put in some awful place you

hate!

Yes, every time my father got new orders,

I had to go and I had to start all over again,

Maybe you're right,

Carolyn,

I've got to get outta here,

- David,,,

- Contact my parents,

Tell them what's going on,

They're in Information,

- Hey, what's he doing?

- Go see them for me,

Please,

Well, I gotta get back to work, OK?

You know,,,

you're cute,

Did a girl ever tell you that before?

Nobody but my mom,

But I don't think she counts,

Yes,

I'm here,

Help me,

Help you? How?

Are you coming?

Yes, I'm coming,

Pardon me. Coming through.

Get in the RALF unit.

Full house, Got you again,

I can't believe this,

Hey, come on,

We'll get you your own breakfast,

Agh!

- Who's that?

- Sit down, Navigator,

- Are you the one that's been calling me?

- Affirmative,

You have the information I require

to complete my mission,

Sit down!

I think there's been

some sort of mistake,

I do not make mistakes,

Awaiting final vectors,

Vectors? I don't have any vectors,

I'm just a kid,

That is obvious,

But your brain has been programmed

with all appropriate star charts,

You mean, that's why my brain has been

coming up with all that stuff?

Yes,

You are the Navigator!

Holy,,,

Campbell!

Oh, my God,

Seal all doors,

Activate penetration recording,

Activate all radiation surveillance

consoles one through 20,

Switch control monitors to automatic,

Dr, Faraday, somebody

has penetrated security, sir,

- They're in the hangar now?

- Yes, sir,,,

- When did this happen?

- We don't know yet, We're trying to get,,,

- Can you tell what it is?

- No, I can't see a thing,

- Do you have radiation?

- Negative, We show a cold room,

All right,

Get the goddamn door open, Now!

We still have containment, I want security

doubled immediately, You got that?

Navigator, I detect alien life forms

approaching,

- Aliens? Where?

- Observe,

Those aren't aliens,

They're human beings,

Uh-oh, I'm gonna get it for this,

- Holy sh*t, it's an alien,

- No, you idiot, It's the kid,

- David?

- Oh, great,

- They've got guns,

- Protective hover is advised,

- Will that shut the door?

- Affirmative,

OK, let's do that, But if anybody asks,

you're the one that did it, OK?

Compliance,

Now, just get out of the ship, son,

Request initial maneuvers,

I don't have any maneuvers,

I just wanna get out of here,

You wish to depart

hostile alien environment?

- Yes!

- Compliance,

Wow! Did you do that?

Elementary maneuver, I must complete

my mission and return to Phaelon,

But I don't wanna go to Phaelon,

I wanna go home,

Navigator, I'm awaiting your command,

We must act now,

Look, I gotta think,

Just take us 20 miles from here,

Compliance,

What are you doing?

Let's get over to tracking!

Stop!

Agh!

Ohh!

- You requested this distance,

- I didn't mean straight up,

- I meant along the ground,

- Oh,

Sir, it just shot straight up

at over mach ten,,,

and stopped 20 miles up,

- Take me back!

- Compliance,

Oh, no!

It's heading back,

There he is,

Wow! How did you do that?

That was a third-class maneuver,

Navigator,

Well, if that was a third-class maneuver,

what's a first-class?

Observe,

Uh-oh,

This first-class maneuver lets me to slide

through your planet's thick atmosphere,

I can move at any speed,

I can speak thousands of languages,

I can analyze species from civilizations

light years beyond yours,

- Yeah, but can you fix this seat?

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes