Flight Of The Navigator Page #5

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- Somebody shoot 'em down?

- I have no idea,

Better do something, big shot,

You aren't even trying,

Come on, one of these has to start it,

Scotty to Bridge, she

can't take much more of this, Captain,

You're getting warmer, Boiling,

Scalding! Red-hot!

Uh-oh, Cooling down,

Arctic, Sub-zero, Freezing,

Oh, real coordinated, You'd better hurry,

- Pull up,

- Impact in less than 15 seconds,

You hockey puck,

it's right under your nose,

Yeah!

He's pulled up,

Now if I can only steer it,

No way, Jos, Ha-ha!

Wow!

- Lucky guess,

- You! You nearly killed me,

You're the one who almost crashed,

I just shut down to teach you to fly,

- You liar!

- Am not,

You did it to get even

with me for what I said,

Did not!

- You'll get yours!

- Oh, a threat,

Oh, I'm really scared,

Look, I'm shaking,

You know, it's not real hard

to fly this thing,

Duh!

The slightest little move of my hand,

and we go that way,

- OK, which way to Fort Lauderdale?

- I only know what's in your head,

and you don't know the way

from your house to a 7-11,

- I say we go right,

- You don't know your left from your right,

- We go left,

- OK,

Dr, Faraday, we've located

the McAdams girl,

She's inside the boy's house

with his parents,

Keep them in that house!

So right now he's up there somewhere,

flying around inside it,

- Inside a spaceship?

- Oh, my God,

Wow!

See, Faraday had the ship

inside a hangar at the base,

and all I know is that

it took off with David inside it,

Oh, Bill, what are we gonna do?

Faraday, that bastard! That ba,,,

He's gonna wish he never met us,

Dad, there's some guys

coming toward the house,

- Do you have a back door?

- Yes, it's back there,

It was nice meeting you all,

and I'll call you if I hear anything,

- Hey, let go of me,

- Sorry, Miss McAdams,

I have to take you back to the base,

- Mr, Freeman,

- Yes?

Dr, Faraday has requested

that you remain confined to your house,

It's getting dark, That's not right,

No, it's left!

See? There's Miami!

- Come on, let's go lower,

- I told you so, I told you so,

That isn't Miami, It's Tokyo!

- How did we get here?

- Oops,

OK, take us back up,

Yeah, I knew that,

I knew this was Tokyo,

You are such a liar, I'm taking over,

Japanese air command reports

visual contact over Tokyo, sir,

- Tokyo?

- Sir, the target has left Japanese airspace,

Well, where is it going now?

Now we'll get home,

First we'll hit California, then we'll go,,,

Yeah, Mr, Know-it-all,

who got a D in Geography,

- How'd you know that?

- Ha-ha!

I've told you that I don't know anything,

I was just trying to be a friend to David,

I really hope you're not hiding

any information,

- I'm not hiding anything,

- We're just trying to bring him back,

- They're approaching the West Coast,

- Already?

- Where are they?

- Heading for San Francisco,

- Look, the Golden Gate Bridge,

- Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco treat

Ha-ha! Don't get too close

to those cables, Agh!

Be more careful, I'm a precise machine,

Relax, Max,

Are we there yet?

Where are we, anyway?

Jeez, I have no idea where we are,

Gotta get directions,

Hm,

I wonder if that's that Twisted Sister

stuff Carolyn was talking about,

- Come on,

- Hi,

You wouldn't happen to know

the way to Fort Lauderdale, would you?

Try to make your directions clear

because we get lost easy,

- Fly!

- Hey! Thanks for nothing!

- Were those geeks, David?

- Yes, Max, Those were geeks,

That looked kind of like Texas,

Well, pardner,

reckon we better head this wagon east,

David, what were

those strange sounds?

- Strange sounds?

- From the geeks' car,

Wow, Well, that's called music,

- I wanna hear more music,

- Can you pick up radio waves?

I'm equipped to receive over two million

forms of radio waves,

- I can monitor all frequencies of electr,,,

- OK, OK,

See if you can pick up some signals

that sound like what we heard,

How's this?

No, that's not music!

Try another station,

Agh! Change it, quick!

Hold it, Now, this is music!

See, Max? You gotta move, Like this,

That's it, Max! Yeah!

Yippee!

I like music!

Bizarre UFO sightings on two continents

have stirred up a lively debate in the UN.

We'll have more at 11.

- 11,

- I'll keep checking,

He's in south Texas,

heading across the Gulf of Mexico,

He's going home,

I'll need a driver and security,

Al's Gator City,

This must be Florida, Max!

And that must be Big Al, Ha-ha!

Maybe he has a phone,

Hi, um, can I please borrow

some change to phone my parents?

Thank you,

Hey, Blimpo! Oink-oink!

Too many Twinkies! Ha-ha!

Uh, excuse me, pal, would you mind

if my wife used the little girls' room?

- Dad, can we look at the flying saucer?

- Sure, go ahead,

- Jackie, isn't it weird?

- Yeah,

Well, your Indian village won't win any

awards, but that flying saucer's first-rate,

- I wonder how it's staying up,

- I don't know,

How long did it take to put

something like that together?

It's OK, We'll just take

a look around ourselves,

Look at this, I can push on the step

and it doesn't move, It just wiggles a little,

Kids, get out from under there, Come on,

They don't have insurance in these places,

- Hello?

- Call from David Freeman.

Yes! It's David, We gotta talk fast,

There's NASA guys all over the place,

Uh, Jeff, keep the line free,

David may call,

- Where are you?

- Florida somewhere, I want to come home,

but I don't know where the new house is,

Can you please give me directions?

Uh, do you know the drawbridge

on 7th Street?

No, I don't, Just give me a signal

that I can see from the air,

Don't let the NASA guys know I'm coming.

And remember, it's gonna be dark soon.

All right, if I have to set fire

to the house,,, you'll find it,

Jeff,,,

OK, that's nice,

Jackie, move just a little bit,,, Good,

Ryan, give me some smiles,

Come on, we're having a good time,

I wanna get the ship in here, This is a nice

shot, All right, honey, smile, Here we go,

Excuse me,

See you later, alligator, Ha-ha!

Wow!

Son of a gun!

He just said he wanted to phone home,

Wow, look at this,

Highway 95!

OK, we'll take that straight

to Fort Lauderdale,

I'm the navigator,

Whoa! Take it easy, man,

"I'm the navigator!

I'm the navigator!"

Well, Mr, Smarty-pants, I thought

Highway 95 would take us straight there,

There it is,

Now all we have to do

is follow this and I'm home,

The turnpike would've been faster,

Come on down!

Barbara Taylor!

Come on down!

That's Miami Beach down there,

We're almost home!

Ha-ha! All right!

Where do you go next, Max?

Back in time to when I picked up

my creatures,

By now they're so hungry,

they could eat a zigzog,

- What's a zigzog?

- Kind of like a hippo, but with feathers,

It's gotta be in here somewhere,

Ah-ha, There we go,

Sir, tracking says they're on their way

up the Florida coastline,

All right, step on it, OK?

Faraday, Can you pinpoint the location

a little more precisely? It's rather general,

- Is this Fort Lauderdale?

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