Flodder 3

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WELCOME TO ZONNEDAEL

Sleep it off somewhere else.

Some people here have to work.

I don't wake you up when

I have to work.

Zonnedael 25 years, well, well.

Who would have thought?

Quite a performance.

I guess the organization's

going well.

What was your name?

-Van Brandwijk.

Van Brandwijk.

-Ruud Van Brandwijk.

I'm the chairman of the event

committee.

Mrs Vonk coordinates the

activities.

Mrs Vonk.

I decide on the route for

the parade.

I establish the dress code for the

evenings before the final night.

And I take care of the music for

the gala.

No pop music, that's clear.

It's a celebration with style.

And I deal with publicity and I send

out the invitations.

Did you know 2 ministers and 3 members

of the House have lived in Zonnedael?

Is that true? And will they be

coming?

The invitations have been sent.

I wouldn't be surprised if they

showed up on the final night.

You prepared everything very well.

We have little to add.

Right, Sjakie?

We disagree.

We're very worried.

-Why?

The Flodder family. We can't keep

them in the neighborhood.

They're causing problems and they

have to be dealt with.

They could ruin our celebrations.

I have to protest against these

accusations!

Once again, the unprivileged are

being stigmatized.

The Flodder family are decent

people.

They have a heart of gold.

And a house full of silver. Stolen

silver.

Each year, a fortune disappears

into that den of thieves.

These accusations are unfounded,

Mr Brandhout.

Brandwijk!

If people would just give them

a chance.

A chance? Those scumbags grab every

chance they get.

They ruin the neighborhood with

that pink car of theirs.

This is slander!

We'll keep a close eye on the

Flodder family.

The celebrations will not be disturbed.

Right, Sjakie?

Not by the Flodder family.

We don't need any problems when we

have important guests.

We have to forget about the past.

Maybe they were once antisocial, but

those days are over.

I have serious doubts about that.

They've undergone a remarkable

change.

They've become a lot more social,

also due to my guidance.

They have a sense of

responsibility.

They show initiative, they have

discipline.

Are we still talking about the Flodders?

-Certainly.

You'll be amazed when you see how

much they've adapted.

Good afternoon.

-Afternoon.

What can I do for you, officers?

We wanted to have a look around

if you don't mind.

Anything wrong?

-I hope not.

We've received a tip.

About contraband.

Contraband in my shed?

Yes, strange things happen in the

harbor.

Very strange things.

I assure you everything's alright.

I have the bills of lading here.

Forgeries are getting better

and better.

You couldn't tell they were real.

I'm afraid my colleague will have

to check these boxes.

I'm very afraid too.

Sergeant...

But you can't do that.

-Sorry, just following orders.

Found anything suspect, sergeant?

Very suspect.

What about this?

-Those are just CDs.

Pop, house, classical, normal

stuff.

They look pretty illegal to me.

Very illegal.

-We'll have to confiscate this box.

Confiscate? Are you crazy?

Insulting a public servant and

obstruction of the investigation.

Get the handcuffs. This gentleman

wants a ride to the station.

Sorry, I didn't mean it.

But these CDs have to go to

the customer.

The only thing that's going is

this box.

And to be safe, this one and

this one.

We'll release them if they turn

out genuine.

Thanks for your help. It will lead to

a reduced sentence.

That went well, Kees.

These uniforms are paying off.

This is for more than 3000 worth of CDs.

That guy from the other shed called

the cops.

Act normal.

DRESS RENTAL:

Officer!

Go after those two.

-Run, Kees!

They took three bags of coffee from me.

What about you?

Nothing, I knew they weren't

real police.

Forget about it.

-Look, Johnnie.

Andr Alberti, all three parts.

They're from before his operation.

They sound like sh*t.

And Greatest Hits By Blind People.

That's a lot better, Johnnie.

-Yes, but they're still after us.

They're very stubborn.

When is their lunch break?

I'm getting hungry too.

Hold tight, Kees.

What are you doing?

A shortcut.

We lost them.

Yes, we did.

What a nice road. Plenty of

space.

Why is there no one here?

-It's strange.

So little traffic.

Unbelievable, landing on a public

road!

Did you get his number? We'll file a

complaint for reckless flying.

That's the last time we've gone to

the harbor.

But we did get three bags

of coffee.

Great, Kees, but who of us drinks

coffee?

Sjakie?

We have to try something else.

We've done all of the sheds.

I like the uniforms, though.

Maybe you can give people parking

tickets.

Tourists buy it sometimes.

He's lucky, no damage to the paint.

Cutting us off, what an idiot!

Those guys are a liability

on the road.

First he's in a big hurry and now

he's asleep.

And his customers are waiting.

What does 5 Zonnedael mean?

5 years Zonnedael? Sounds like

a sentence.

The pizza guy isn't in a hurry.

They're all slackers. Their customers

eat cold pizzas.

Yuck, I don't like fish.

I do, give it to me.

Have fun with it.

You should have asked what kind of

pizzas we wanted.

It was a surprise.

What's this?

-Salami, I guess.

That's a type of blood sausage.

Why do they call it salami then?

Give it to Kees. You like salami

don't you?

Yuck, meat. Don't you have

anything vegetarian?

Vegetarian? Is that what your new

boyfriend eats?

It's healthy. Meat makes you

aggressive, he says.

True, when Kees sees a naked b*tch,

he goes berserk.

Yuck, egg.

You can't handle eggs. They make

you fart.

Alright then.

Did we walk the old man today?

He stinks pretty badly.

-It's Toet's turn.

I did it yesterday.

-You just put him out in the garden.

You tied him to a garbage truck,

last week.

Do it together, couple of jerks.

Walk an extra block with him. When he's

had eggs, you don't want him inside.

Pineapple's always a feast.

Six on the Richter scale.

Hello.

Mrs Flodder?

Johnnie?

Hello Henkie, Toet.

-Sjakie, old f***er.

What are you doing?

-What does it look like?

You've added an engine.

Yes, now the old man can walk

himself.

What a bright idea.

-Except, the engine doesn't start.

Can you pull?

-Of course. Let me.

What did you do, jerk?

Did you break it?

What an a**hole.

-Sorry, guys.

I didn't mean to do that.

Hey, Sjakie.

Had breakfast? I didn't know you

were a vegetarian.

I came to talk about the 25th

anniversary of Zonnedael.

Oh, that's what all the Christmas

decorations are about.

Next week, there will be a big party

with fireworks at the end.

Good, we like fireworks.

It's a very complicated thing

to organize.

The entire neighborhood's

helping.

Every little bit helps.

But there are always people afraid

it will get out of hand.

I doubt it. This is a very quiet

neighborhood.

They were wondering if you would

help out too.

Of course, we love a party.

Maybe you can clean up the house

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