Foolish Plan Page #2

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I am

the best antique appraiser in Beijing.

Come on, come on.

We are rich now!

We are doing good. Just keep betting.

I'm running out of luck here

and going to another casino.

Where are you going?

I'm leaving. You go ahead.

Don't do this. I have faith in you.

The Chinese believes in

friends helping each other,

common development and common prosperity.

How do you write the character "people?"

One stroke to the left and another to the right.

They connect and bolster each other.

They need each other,

and fall down when they leave each other.

Do you know unity is strength?

Three "people" together, you, her and me.

Nothing can bring us down.

Enough.

How about this?

We put our money together

and go to another casino to play big.

Good idea.

But there are rules.

I want 40% of your winnings.

30%.

Deal.

Deal.

Exchange your chips. I'll wait for you outside.

Honey, hurry up.

Don't go.

Come on.

I'm making big bets now.

Honey, do we have more money?

Not a penny left.

We lost the down payment of our department.

How much do you think this is worth

if I pawn it?

An Jing.

Don't pawn it.

Dazhi and I both work for casinos.

If word gets out,

it'd be a shame for Dazhi.

I got money.

50% interest as usual.

So...

Deal?

Son.

Where do you think we should sell her to?

India.

Where there are too few women for so many men.

India.

Pay your gambling debt with prostitution.

Pack her up.

Do you also want to go play in India?

Free shipping for you, dear.

The young master said

Thailand.

Pack them up.

No!

I don't want to be a shemale!

I don't want that!

No!

Let me call Dazhi.

Don't bother.

I'll call him.

Cash or check?

No Cash.

Check.

Okay.

Thirteen, I'll go take a call.

Sir, here's your check of one billion won.

Please keep it.

It's a bearer check, so anyone can cash it.

Gangdan.

Long time no see.

What's up?

An Jing owes me some money in Vegas Casino.

Please come here and take care of it.

Okay, I'll be right there.

Thirteen.

Sorry, I have to excuse myself.

Mention my name at the New Royal Casino.

Everything will be fine.

Dazhi, what's wrong?

Nothing. Just a small problem.

Tell me about it.

I'll take care of it for you.

No, thanks. I'll see you later.

Hey, come back soon.

Okay, okay.

Dazhi.

They owe us 500 million won.

Old rules.

Interest included.

A total of one billion won.

I'm not paying back for them.

So cut it in half.

200 million.

No.

Buddy, buddy.

You can't just rule us out like this.

The three of us are a team.

So we should share weal and woe together.

Buddy.

It doesn't make sense that

she took 30% of my winnings,

and now I have to pay my debt on my own.

That's clearly a double standard.

I'm not a coward.

If we were in Beijing,

I'd pay them without hesitance.

I own a quadrangle courtyard in Beijing.

I know you are from the streets in South Korean.

If you help us weather the storm this time,

I'll pay you back with interest

when we go back to Beijing.

I'm Samson at Gaza now,

but I'm still Samson, right?

Enough talk.

I don't care how you split the debt.

If you don't pay me back

before 12 o'clock tomorrow,

my son will send them to God knows where.

Our boss said,

if you don't pay him back

before 12 o'clock tomorrow,

our young master

will sell them to God knows where.

No, no, no, no.

You can't sell us.

Check.

Tell me about it. I'll take care of it for you.

Okay.

12 o'clock tomorrow.

I'll pay.

I'm taking her

out of here.

You know the rules.

You can't take her.

One of you two,

go get money with him.

You go.

You go.

You.

You.

You.

You.

How about I go?

You spank me, and I spank you.

Dazhi, come and play with us.

Thirteen, I want to ask a favor of you.

Does it has to be now?

Let's go.

Dazhi, tell me about it.

I'll take care of it for you.

Thanks.

Thirteen.

You won one billion won in the casino today.

Can you lend it to me?

One billion?

Thirteen.

It's life-saving.

Cut the crap.

Who would save my life then?

Thirteen.

Beat it.

Bro, bro.

You've got to help us this time.

You are our last hope.

Who are you?

We are on the same boat.

Thirteen, if you lend it to me,

I promise I'll pay you back with interest in a month.

He owns a quadrangle courtyard in Beijing.

Yes, I have a quadrangle courtyard.

So if you lend it to us,

I'll pay you back with interest

when I go back to Beijing.

I trust you.

I trust you.

I'd be a dumbass if I trust you.

What are you doing?

Thirteen.

You have to lend the money to us today.

No alternative.

You want money, right?

Dazhi.

You have to let me out first,

so I can get you the money.

Come on.

We are brothers. So take it easy.

Right.

I know it's an urgent need.

Problem solved.

Yes, yes, we are finally saved.

You... Stop!

Come on!

Help!

Dazhi!

Give it to me! Whoops!

Help!

Stop!

Go!

Don't come over.

Stay where you are.

Thirteen.

Let's talk.

It's a loan.

So we will pay you back.

You call it a loan?

It's obviously a robbery!

I got it. I got it.

Oh, my god. Oh, my god.

Oh, my god, hurry, hurry.

Pull me up.

The check.

That was close. Hurry up! Get me up!

Sir, here's your check of one billion won.

Please keep it.

It's a bearer check, so anyone can cash it.

Okay.

You want them in cash?

Check.

Okay.

Here's your check.

His passport is still here.

So he will come back.

Buddy, what should we do now?

Sit back and wait.

Well...

It's...

You two poor guys. You are no match for me.

Thirteen.

You lured us away,

but didn't expect we would come back, did you?

Dazhi.

Give it to me.

Lend me the money.

Give it to me.

Lend me the money.

Give it to me.

Lend me the money.

Dazhi.

Stop that. Just give it to me.

Well, well, seriously.

Thirteen.

You are my last hope.

If you help me get through this,

I will pay you back with interest.

Dazhi.

I have never won money before.

This is my first time.

Dazhi.

Screw you!

Stop!

You again?

Take that!

Go to hell!

Stop!

Get him!

Help!

Help!

Stop!

We are totally done.

In no way can we get the money now.

But let's pray he won't die.

Or I have to take responsibility for that.

Look at this.

A cheap junk.

He won't lend the money to us even if he has it.

Buddy, I got a plan.

I will fly back to Beijing tomorrow morning,

and steal all the valuable antiques

from our store,

and pawn them

to pay our debt.

I can embezzle.

And...

I will kneel to my boss.

If he won't forgive me,

I will turn myself in.

Better to serve my time in Beijing

than do it here.

We can't make any mistake.

Because one mistake will lead to another.

I will reflect on my mistake.

I take the fall. Okay?

I just hope that my wife is all right.

When I'm released from prison,

Guoguo may have become someone else's wife.

I know some local loan sharks.

We borrow from them

tomorrow morning

to pay the debt.

Buddy.

You mean usury?

With the compound interest,

we will never pay them off.

I thought you have a courtyard in Beijing.

That was a lie.

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