Forbidden Zone

Whoa, lordy!

Wooo, wow!

Lemme outa here! Oh feet, do yo' stuff.

Wu-huh! Wu-huh! Woooow!

Going down down down

How far can you go?

You might fall into the Forbidden Zone

Going round round round

Driving me insane

Everything looks different

but nothing has changed

Living in the Sixth Dimension

Things get rough

Living in the Sixth Dimension

can be tough

It's so hard when you're on your own

When you're on your own

Going down down down

How far can you go?

You might fall into the Forbidden Zone

Going down down down

Cross the border line

The guards look scary

But the girls are pretty fine

Okay! I'm a-going down, I'm a-going down,

I'm a-going down

I know

Turnin' me around, turnin' me around,

turnin' me around,

I know

Thank you very much

for that delicious breakfast.

It was absolument superbe!

I'd like to chat with you longer...

however, I regret that

Flash and I have to hurry along to school.

As I am a new student,

I don't want to make a bad impression.

Yeah. The principal, Mr. Yodlebein,

sent out bulletins to all the classrooms...

and he said that if anybody's gonna be late,

they're gonna be punished.

Oh, children, don't be late for school.

And, Flash, be sure you tie

your grandfather up...

and check the knots real good.

While he was sniffing around

for food yesterday...

he nearly wandered into the Forbidden Zone.

The Forbidden Zone?

Qu'est-ce que c'est que a, alors?

What are you ever talking about?

Squeezit Henderson's got a brother

that dresses like a broad.

And he took us down into the basement...

and showed us those funny games,

you know, like the adults play...

and he went through a door,

and he never came out.

A door leading to the Sixth Dimension?

How strange, yet intriguing.

Just imagine the adventurous world

beyond that door.

You don't ever...

You don't ever,

you don't ever....

Behind them doors

You don't go through

That is one thing

You do not do

Sin and evil

That's what you'll find

You'll meet two baldheaded devils

there with wild sex on their minds

The King and Queen

of that terrible underworld

They capture and torment

all the little sweet young girls

You can't be serious, Pa,

It sounds like heaven! Ha! Ha! Ha!

I think I'll move there,

you stupid, silly father

Stay away from that door,

my little daughter

You'll miss yer daddy

You'll miss yer mama

One of these days

You'll be sad and lonely

Some of these days, Laday la hey

You're gonna be so lonely

Some of these days

You're gonna want me only

You'll miss my lovin', miss my kissin'

You're gonna miss your little daddy

When you goes away

You'll be so lonely

For me only, you know, baby

Why I went away

Oh, when I'm leavin'

You don't know

About how your heart be grievin'

You'll miss your little daddy, mama

Some of these days

Holy cow. It's ten to 9:00.

Come on, Gramps, we gotta tie you up now.

Oh, la, la, we'll be late for school.

Beautiful dreamer

Come unto me

Ewww! Squeezit Henderson.

Will you get a load of that jerk, will you?

Ewww!

Hey, Frenchy, you got a Kleenex?

I got something stuck in my throat.

No, sorry.

-Hi, Flash. Hi, Frenchy.

-How you doing, man?

Flash told me that you have a twin brother

that disappeared behind the door...

in our basement.

It's not my brother, it's my sister.

It's your brother, he only acts

like a broad. He's a f*ggot.

You're the f*ggot.

Do you think

you'll ever see your sister again?

You know, I think I've accomplished

astral projection with my sister.

Ah, banana oil.

Formidable, alors! How fascinating.

You'll have to tell me everything about it.

Well, last night,

my mother was punishing me again...

and I begged her to stop hurting me,

but she wouldn't.

And finally the pain got so intense

and unbearable that I felt like I was dying...

and leaving my body,

and then I had this vision of my sister...

that was so real, I could see her as clearly

as I'm looking at both of you right now.

I kept rubbin',

rubbin' on the darned old thing

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Don't push your luck, Henderson.

Chrie.

Fausto, 1,000 years...

and for some reason,

I just can't get enough of you.

Everything got black. I must've fainted.

How amazing.

And she disappeared

in our own basement.

In your own basement.

Well, so long, Squeezit.

Come on, Sis,

Miss Feldman will mark us tardy.

Come on, Squeezit,

we're going to be late for class.

You f***ing kid!

You motherfucking kid!

I told you not to do that,

you motherf***er.

I'll kill you, you son of a b*tch.

You f***ing b*tch.

You motherf***er.

I'll kill you, you f***ing b*tch.

Squeezit Henderson, please come forward,

and lead us in the Pledge of Allegiance.

Class, we have a new student.

Flash's sister Susan will come and tell us

of her studies in France.

Le soir on cause d'un tas de choses

Avant de se mettre au pieu

J'apprends la gographie

De la Chine et de la Mandchourie

Les frontires, les rivires

Le Fleuve Jaune et le Fleuve Bleu

Y a meme l'amour c'est curieux

Qu'arrose l'Empire du Milieu

C'est moi qui suis sa petite

Son Anana, son Anana, son Anammite

Je suis vive, je suis charmante

Comme le petit oiseau qui chante

II m'appelle sa petit bourgeoise

Sa Tonkiki, sa Tonkiki, sa Tonkinoise

D'autre lui font les doux yeux

Mais, c'est moi qu'il aime le mieux

Man, I think I'll put up 400 on this one.

C'est moi qui suis sa petite

Son Anana, son Anana, son Anammite

Je suis vive, je suis charmante

Comme le petit oiseau qui chante

Check that out, man.

Hey, man, put that motherfucking chip

back on the table.

Put the chip back on the table, man.

D'autre lui font les doux yeux

Mais, c'est moi qu'il aime le mieux

-I'll blow your brains out.

-Hold me back, blood.

Hold you back nothing, I'll hold you back--

-Squeezit?

-Johnny just shot Billy.

-Johnny?

-Well, the man was cheating.

So I just had to do away with him,

and that's all there was to it.

That does it, Johnny,

you're going to Mr. Yodlebein's office.

You ain't taking me nowhere,

you honky b*tch!

I didn't want to come to school, no way!

Frenchy, come back, they'll mark you truant!

Is anybody home?

Mama, are you okay?

I guess I'm all right.

I'll be okay in just a minute.

-Just go out and play.

-Oh, okay.

I think I'm going to take a little peek

behind that Forbidden Door.

I'm so curious, I can't resist.

Merde, alors!

Hot damn! The Sixth Dimension!

Do I detect a rhumba?

Bim Bam Boom, Bim Bam Boom

Es el nuevo camps

Que los negros van bailando

en la comparsa

Bim Bam Boom, Bim Bam Boom

La mulatona Mercedes

arrollando va detrs

de la comparsa

Ya no quieren cumbanchear

las negritas del solar

Si no tocan al comps

de este ritmo as

Sunalo, bilalo, gzalo

Bim Bam Boom, Bim Bam Boom

iQu sabrosito est

Este paso arrollador

de la comparsa!

Stop the music! Stop the music!

Seize the intruder.

She must be taken before my parents.

Go along with the Princess now,

and don't be cheeky.

Be sure and call me

if they decide to snuff her.

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