Foreverland
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- 2011
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Good morning, William.
She's a beauty, isn't she?
That she is, Mr. Steadman.
Price is a little steep, though.
- I just want the best.
- Hmm!
Perfectly understandable.
But first, allow me to show you
Some of our newer models.
Here we have
Locking and fully casketed.
It also comes in a dark
Gold tone maple leaf
design hardware.
Moving on.
My heart's set on Angelica.
Ahh.
We're planning a sale
In late October featuring some
stunning new Bavarian design.
Keep me posted,
Mr. Steadman.
You mind if I
close the hatch?
Just for a moment.
You know William,
Of yours, it occurs to me
that a young man
Such as yourself, should be
out shopping for... cars.
Not... coffins.
They say a coffin
holds enough air
To keep a man alive
for three hours.
So when I'm in here...
Why does it feel
like I can live forever?
I've been asked today
to talk about Cystic Fibrosis.
One to three hours
of physio daily.
Like Tarzan.
Only I'm not showing off
for Jane...
I'm just trying to breathe.
Because my body lacks
To keep my pancreas
clear of cysts,
And my liver
unblocked from bile,
I have to pop more pills
than Rush Limbaugh.
And uh... Other than that,
life's peachy.
Questions?
- Thanks.
- Penny.
Pre-med.
Uh, Will. Pre-dead.
I was wondering...
If it's true that your chances
of fertilizing an ovum
Are roughly 2.06 million,
I mean...
Technically wouldn't that
make you infertile?
Um, like a neutered goat.
Well, this...
has its advantages.
Are we... flirting?
You tell me.
Sorry.
I don't have a lot of room
in my life for anything other
Than my routine.
I've got to do my physio.
Take my meds...
Puff an hour
in the nebulizer.
To keep my weight up,
I've got to eat 4,000 calories
a day.
Oh yeah.
I go to a lot
of funerals, too.
At 21 I've probably been
to more funerals
Than most 80 year olds.
Bobby and I were friends
back in the ward.
We'd always joke that only
one of us would make it
Past our 21st birthday.
I guess he was right.
Last week it was barky,
and the week before
It was hydraulic.
We ran into
Sarah Bennet today.
Pancake house.
Mom, it was the 6th grade!
I held her hand at recess.
And then... she cheated
on me with Ronald Brinkman.
And she has
really filled out, son.
Jesus, guys!
I know you don't like it
when we make a big fuss
So we settled for just one.
Happy 21, Will.
Elevated
sodium chloride levels
That's why you tasted
salt on the skin.
Of course, with all the
recent treatment programs
There are many patients
living into their late 20's.
But when death
speaks to us,
What does it say?
Death does not speak
about itself.
It does not say "fear me. "
It does not say
"wonder at me. "
It does not say
"understand me. "
But it says to us,
"Think of life. "
"Think of the
privilege of life. "
I've heard so many priests
deliver eulogies,
I can't help but rate them
on their performance.
It's like some tragic
American Idol in my head.
Bobby hated flowers.
So what do they do?
Toss a hundred roses
at his funeral.
65 actually.
I guess you knew that.
You probably don't recognize
I remember you, Will.
Maybe you can
answer a question.
Why Del Sol?
It's a healing shrine
down in Mexico.
Some of the kids, we...
used to joke about going.
He just kept saying it
the night he died.
"I'm going to
Del Sol, Hannah. "
"I'm going to Del Sol. "
Wanna get out of here?
Here's to Angelica.
She your girlfriend?
Who wants to get involved
with someone
With an expiry date.
Everybody's got
an expiry date.
contains enough salt
To fill four salt shakers.
In ancient Rome,
Conscription soldiers
were often paid in salt.
Hence the expression,
"A man worth his salt. "
It's also very good
on cucumber.
There's something
you need to see.
Estate of Bobby Crane.
I should go.
Repeat customers
are such a rarity
In this line of business.
You work pretty hard,
Mr. Steadman.
Maybe you should
take a load off.
entirely appropriate.
How can you sell these things
with any sense of integrity
If you don't take them
for a test ride?
It's a casket, William.
Not a Ferrari.
Try the Newberry.
She's got lumbar support
that'll make a Volvo blush.
All this craftsmanship...
For a few measly minutes
in the sun, and then...
An eternity in darkness.
Doesn't quite seem fair,
does it?
No William.
No it doesn't.
And they danced
By the light of the moon.
The moon, the moon.
They danced by the light
of the moon.
He tastes like salt.
Sorry to keep you waiting,
Mr. Rankin.
Ron Hodges.
Uh, I'm not really sure
what this...
What I'm doing here, or what
this has to do with Bobby.
I was retained by Mr. Crane
Unfortunate passing, and...
His instructions were specific.
You are to be
the sole custodian.
Custodian of what?
Ah.
This.
This is...?
There've been some
exciting movements
In modern urn design.
- This is Bobby?
- Well...
Pyrotechnically.
What the hell
was in his grave?
Um, a large
expensive box. Filled with...
My client's pornographic
DVD collection,
And 14 cases of Apple-berry
Mountain flavored Snapple.
I'm also...
Play you a DVD.
Well.
I'm only telling you this,
because...
I like you.
And because I'm dead.
Um...
Back in the ward,
Back in the day...
You were the funniest kid
I ever knew.
And then of course, bam,
puberty hits and
You turn into
Ghouly VonMorbid.
Um...
But here's the plan.
You my friend...
Are gonna drive
2,000 miles South.
"El Santuario Del Sol. "
And there you're gonna
meet a priest...
Named Salvador.
The two of you are going
to scatter my ashes...
Over a sacred salt pond
that runs under the church.
If you don't do this for me Will
I swear, to God, I'll haunt you.
Everyday. I will haunt you
like poltergeist buddy.
Alright, I will Jacob Marley
your ass, for the rest
Of your short, bleak life.
Do this for me, Will.
You're some kind of prankster,
Bobby. I'll give you that.
Can't find a better
drinking buddy?
Relax.
I'm only here
for the flowers.
How long was Bobby
planning this?
He didn't tell me.
Not that I blame him.
If our parents
knew about this they'd be...
Filing injunctions.
It's heavy.
Hey, wait, wait.
Where are you
going with that?
Bobby had a last request.
I'm making sure
it's being honored.
I never said I wouldn't
honor his last request.
I don't even have a car.
I've never left the city...
Just...
Please just give me
some time to figure this out.
Yeah, hi. I need to mail
a package to Baja, Mexico.
It's like a, a metal...
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