Found Footage 3D Page #9

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-Why? Why can't I escape?

-Well, because that's what

makes it "found footage".

-It's the one hard and

fast rule of found footage

is that everybody dies.

Otherwise Derek, it's

just... footage.

-Yeah, no, I'm not

sure because I think

it might be more

original if I got away.

-Look, everybody dies--

-I'm all for originality,

but that doesn't make

sense, you both die,

so she's right.

Okay, if we just

change a few things--

-what we could do

is---i need to live.

-Okay, whatever, that's good,

just figure it out

by tonight because

we're running out of

script by tomorrow, so.

I knew it man.

I knew this was gonna happen,

I knew it was gonna

f***in' happen,

and I didn't listen

and here I am,

and I'm sorry, I know

it's your brother,

but what f***in' year does

he think it is, 2005?

I mean, f***, this genre has

had two halfway decent films,

two halfway decent films,

one of which was 15

f***in' years ago.

And every other found

footage film since then

has been complete bullshit.

I mean, why people waste

their f***in' money

on this vomit-inducing

amateur-hour bullshit

is f***in' beyond me, and yet,

here I am trying to make

something halfway decent,

a halfway decent found

footage horror film

that's different than

every other a**hole

who's got a f***in' iPhone,

and every f***in'

step of the way,

your f***in' brother

cock blocks me! F***!

F***, f***, f***.

Please delete that.

Mark:
Umm, I...

-No, f*** it, I don't care.

-Alright, so this is it.

We are about to shoot

the climax of the movie,

and if you look

carefully over there,

you will see, boom, hey,

Scott weinberg from fearnet,

who's joining us on

the set here today.

I should warn you that he

has been sworn to secrecy

about what he sees here today.

We told him that if

he spills the beans,

the spectre will

tear his face off.

So, if you want to

find out how it ends,

you'll have to come

see it in theatres.

We'll see you there.

I am Derek James signing off.

Let's shoot.

-Alright, scene 50, take two.

-I'm sorry.

Derek:
I am too.

-I just, umm...

I don't know, I thought

coming out here

would fix us, somehow.

It's just been really hard.

Derek:
I know.

I thought so too.

And I didn't realize how

hard this was gonna be.

-I've missed you.

I love you.

Derek:
I love you too.

Amy:
Why don't you

turn the camera off,

and come to bed.

Derek:
Okay.

Andrew:
The f***?

Mark:
Amy, no!!

Derek! Derek! No!

Andrew:
You okay, Lily?

-Yeah, I'm okay.

Andrew:
What

the f*** was that?

Mark:
Mark, mark,

oh my god your feet!

Andrew:
Oh f***, oh f***.

Weinberg:
What the--?

-So, is this a joke?

Andrew:
What?

-You guys are trying to get

me into the film because--

Andrew:
Ahh! F***!

Oh sh*t!

Scott?

Jesus Christ, oh my god, Scott?

Scott?

Lily:
Mark!

Mark:
Ah, f***!

Mark:
Ahh!

Mark:
Lily?

Lily:
Mark, mark, mark.

Mark:
It's okay, it's okay,

it's just me, it's okay.

Lily:
What the

hell is happening?

What

are we gonna do?

Mark:
I don't know.

Lily:
She killed him,

mark. She killed him.

Oh my god.

What are you doing?

Mark:
I'm cranking up the

iso so I can see better.

-Why do you still

have the stupid thing?

Just put it down!

Mark:
I think it's the

only way you can see it.

-What are you talking

about, see what?

Mark:
Did you see

what happened to Andrew?

-His chest exploded.

Mark:
Yeah, but you

didn't see the smoke?

The demon? The specter?

Whatever it is.

-What the hell are

you talking about?

Mark:
It was there, i

could see it on the camera,

but when it came

out of the cabin,

I couldn't see it with my eyes.

-What?

Mark:
And last night,

Amy could see it too,

but I couldn't because she was

looking through the camera.

-Jesus, are you sure?

Mark:
I think it's

making us film it.

I think it wants us to

keep the camera rolling.

-Are you saying that this

thing is alive or something?

Oh my god.

Mark:
Shh, Lily.

-Just turn the light on!

Mark:
No, I can't,

it'll draw it right to us.

Lily:
Then what

are we gonna do?

Mark:
I don't know.

I think we need to try

and make it to the Van.

-No, no, no, no, no, I'm

not going back there.

Mark:
Lily, we have to.

These woods go for miles.

-I don't care, i

can't go back there.

Mark:
Okay, okay, stay

here, you stay here,

I'll go to the Van, and

I'll come back for you.

Lily:
No, mark, wait!

Mark:
I'll come back.

Lily:
Okay, okay,

okay, mark, I'm coming.

Mark:
Lily? Lily, what

happened, are you okay?

Lily:
Mark,

turn on the light.

Mark:
Shh.

Lily:
Mark, turn

on the light, please!

Turn on the light mark!

Mark:
Oh god!

Lily, be quiet.

-Mark! Mark, it's Carl!

Mark:
Lily please, shh.

Amy:
Help.

Somebody.

Please help me.

Mark:
Amy?

Amy!

Amy:
Mark?

Andrew? Is that you?

Mark:
Amy!

Amy:
Hello, oh! I can

hear someone honking.

Please, you have

to come find me.

I'm in the woods

somewhere, I don't know.

The camera, I have

the other camera.

Oh, go back inside, find

the other wireless mic.

I think I'll be able to hear

you through the camera.

Please, please, honk

twice if you can hear me.

Oh,

thank god.

Okay, I'm turning on the camera.

I don't know what happened.

The last thing i

remember was that thing

just coming at me in the room,

and then I just, I woke

up, I'm in the woods,

and I'm just covered in blood.

Mark:
Where the f***?

Amy:
I think i

know where I am!

I think I'm by the lake.

I'm gonna try to get

back to the cabin.

Mark:
F***, where is it!?

Where is it?

Oh sh*t.

Derek.

No, no.

Okay.

Here we go.

Okay.

Come on, come on, work, f***.

Amy:
Oh god, mark,

I'm lost again.

I don't know where I am.

God, where am I?

Mark:
Scott?

Scott?

Scott?

Amy:
Oh, oh, i

see the house!!

I see the house!

Amy:
Okay, okay.

Mark:
Amy?

Amy, can you hear me?

Amy:
Mark?

Mark:
Amy?

Amy.

Amy:
Mark, is that you?

Mark:
Yeah.

Amy:
Oh my god, mark!

I can hear you, oh my god.

Mark:
Are you okay?

Amy:
Oh, I don't

know, I don't know.

I am so scared.

Mark:
It's okay, it's okay,

everything's gonna be okay.

Amy:
What the

hell is going on?

Mark:
Let's just

find each other, okay?

Amy:
Okay, okay.

Mark:
Where are you?

Amy:
I don't know.

I think I'm in front of

the house, somewhere.

Mark:
Okay, good.

Amy:
I just saw lights.

Mark:
Meet me

at the Van, okay?

Amy:
Okay.

Mark:
Where are you?

I don't see you.

Amy:
I'm at the

edge of the woods.

Straight ahead.

Mark:
Where?

Amy:
I can see you.

I see your camera light.

Can you see me now?

Mark:
Is that you?

Amy:
Yeah.

Yes.

It's me, I'm here.

Mark:
Okay, stay there,

I'm gonna come get you.

Alright.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, Amy!

Amy!! No!!

Amy, no, no.

Come on, get up, we gotta go.

Come on.

Okay, okay.

Get up, get up, get inside.

Alright, let's go.

You're gonna be okay,

everything's gonna be okay.

Okay? Okay?

Okay, okay, okay.

Amy?

Don't do that.

Amy,

please, please don't.

Please don't, Amy!

Amy, no, no.

Amy?

Oh no.

No, no, no, no, no.

God dammit, no, no, no.

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