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But I'm gonna remember

this moment, boy.

Be on the witness

stand there.

Yes. Yes.

Have you shot

other prisoners, sir?

You're talking to me

like I'm, you know...

Well, I'm asking you

a question,

and you're not giving me an answer

now, are you?

I'm giving you

the best answer I can.

Man on radio:

Come in, sir.

Just a second.

Can we start back in

without you, sir?

No, no, no.

Full negative on that.

I'm coming over there.

Got you.

I got to go

over there and...

Well, when your

memory clears up,

I'd be very happy if

you give me a call,

and if not,

I'll call you.

All right.

All right?

All right.

Very good talking to you.

Yeah. Say hello

to your dad for me.

You say hi, too.

Yeah.

Yeah,

you goddamn slut.

Pretty ass.

Son of a b*tch.

Goddamn b*tch.

Jesus Christ.

The f*** you doing here?

Daddy. Daddy. Ha ha ha!

I'm gonna finish my smoke before

we have to meet the warden.

Hey, lar.

Lar, come here.

Come here.

Come here.

Hi!

I don't know about you, but I got

a bad feeling about this.

Gee, I've never been

away from you this long.

Oh, my gosh.

My, gosh,

look at you.

What are you

eating, daddy?

Oh, that's

my supper.

A can

for dinner?

Beans?

Oh, that

doesn't matter.

I'm just so glad

you're home.

No. You can't eat dinner

out of a can.

Daddy, this place looks

like a mess, eh, Inga?

That's it. No.

We're coming home.

Yeah, to take

care of you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Ha ha ha!

Daddy,

we're serious.

Ha ha ha!

I want you

to come back home.

Daddy,

we're home.

I want you

to come back home.

I miss you a lot,

gosh darn it.

Oh, we

missed you.

We're coming

back home.

All be one family

under one big roof.

Paradise

and absolute freedom to do

whatever you want.

Last beer

of the day for me.

Now that they made me

senior engineer,

you got to watch

every inch of them tracks.

You never know when

you have to stop on a dime.

You're still singing that same

lame old song there, Dwayne?

Bud, bud, bud,

man gets a job

like mine in these parts,

he becomes part

of the legend of the train.

How many beers

has he had?

Tapster, how much

do I owe you?

You owe me

for 3 beer.

Hey, Dwayne, what, you steal those

the old money train, or what?

Now that I'm in charge of that run,

you don't even joke about it.

You're in charge of the run?

Come on. No way.

I'm the engineer

on the old money train.

What's

the old money train?

Once a year,

the Canadian exchange trust

collects enough

worn-out U.S. currency

to ship back to the U.S.

international exchange

you're looking at the man

in charge of the midwest states run.

Pretty tall words for a grease monkey

that rides the rails.

What, do you think

you're a banker now, Dwayne?

Come on.

I don't know

a hoser around here

who's gonna pay

for a tow

when they can just get

a pull from the rope

and their neighbor's

4-wheel drive.

Who needs you

and your truck?

Why don't you get

a real job, bud?

See you around, boys.

Take her easy, Dwayne.

Whatever.

These are

on the house.

I don't need

your charity...

You know, maybe

things'll loosen up

once we moved in

with the Swede, huh?

I ain't

moving nowhere.

Come on, bud.

Bud!

Daddy is gonna

kill us.

In this house,

we live by these rules.

Bible. I'm gonna

read you something here.

"If a man seduces a virgin

"who is not pledged

to be married

"and he sleeps with her,

then he must pay

the bride's price."

You understand that?

Yes.

So, you're gonna

work around here.

You're gonna have to pay

the bride's price.

Now, I hear you're

a pretty good cook.

That's what they say.

I'm good.

Now, ok. Then you cook,

and you're gonna clean...

And, you, you're gonna

chop the wood.

You're gonna

mow the lawn.

You're gonna shovel

the snow...

And, most of all, you're gonna

take care of my truck.

Your truck, sir?

You know about that,

don't you?

No, sir.

You don't?

No, sir.

Well, the whole town

knows about my truck.

I don't know

where the hell you been.

Well, I was

with him when...

All right.

Just hold it there.

This truck

is my life savings.

Outside of my daughters,

there is nothing more important

in my life than this truck

that's coming to me.

You're gonna

keep it in show c...

Don't be drinking when

I'm talking, goddamn it.

You're gonna keep

that truck in "a" condition.

I don't even want to think

about what's gonna happen.

Now, that's not all.

I want you to hear another verse

from the Bible.

"Marriage should

be honored by all

and the marriage bed

kept pure."

Pure. You got it?

Pure. Yeah.

You know

what that means.

No fornication

under this roof

unless it's the designated

once-a-month conjugal visit,

and then never

on Sunday ever.

Your duties start now,

and my duty is

to straighten you pagans out,

no matter what it takes

because if you two

don't cut the mustard,

you'll both be

in the lake of fire.

Lake of fire!

Hey

oh, yeah, yeah

mm

I want to love you tonight

waah ha ha ha!

Oh! Honey.

Whoo hoo hoo!

Morning, sir.

Morning. All right.

Let's have a smile.

Come on, you bubbies.

Hey. That's better.

Mm-hmm.

Sorry, sir.

All right, everybody.

Back to your cells.

Where are

those fornicators?

Daddy, it's ok.

It's our

visiting day...

Tuesday, not Sunday.

Tuesday?

Tuesday, sir.

Yeah.

Goddamn.

Oh, where were we?

Where were we?

We were, um, right into...

Oh, right. Ohh...

Uh, sir...

I want your asses...

Liv?

Liv, are these what

you were looking for?

Wow, Inga, your baby

is really showing.

Yeah, and you're

really not, Liv.

When are you really

gonna get pregnant

well, it's tough for me

and Larry to make a baby,

especially with

daddy's house rules.

Don't worry.

I'm gonna do it.

You better.

They're downstairs

with daddy having fun.

Hey! Nngh!

Now, you both have committed fornication,

have you not?

Yeah. I guess so.

Yes.

Jesus!

Did you say,

"Jesus"?

We are not to take

the lord's name in vain.

Holy m...

Mackerel.

Now, in addition,

Lawrence,

the cardinal sin

which was committed by you

was that your broke wind

in church.

Well, I saw you hunch up

on one cheek

before you

blasted one off,

and that makes it

a double sin.

Aah! Aah!

Aah!

Life is hell.

I'm not even

happy anymore.

I always get my ass

kicked around

and tortured

by that damn Swede.

Wait till he gets

a new truck, huh?

I'll be down in the wheel well

with a toothbrush.

Maybe when the babies come,

everything will get easier,

you know,

soften the Swede up.

I know when my baby brother

Scotty came along,

I stopped

getting the belt.

Right.

Dwayne, I knew

I'd find you here.

Want a beer, huh?

Huh? Ha ha!

Hello. Hello.

Guys,

this is Louis.

He's the other half

on the old money train.

Louis guards the loot

in the mail car.

I don't know Dwayne

for long,

but I can say

he's my brother.

We're gonna make our

first currency trip

between our two

countries quite soon,

right, boy?

Sure you don't

want a beer, huh?

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