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"how are you?"

Or, "nice to see you."

This is where you

pick for your visit.

What, to show me up,

to humiliate me

in front

of all the people

I deal with every

day of my life?

Dad, I didn't come here

to humiliate anybody.

I had business here.

I had people I had to see.

You want to talk?

Come home.

Your room is there

just waiting,

just the same.

You make me

feel brand-new...

Daddy, what's wrong?

You lied to me.

No, I didn't.

She lied. I'm Inga.

She's Liv, daddy.

Did you lie to me?

He made me do it.

Who made you do it?

Larry.

Larry.

8 weeks from now,

us, the girls

and all the money

we'll ever need

will be in a nice,

warm place a world away.

Larry, think about it...

Air-conditioned bungalow,

32-inch television,

a keg of beer,

and our self-respect,

the blue

and the gold, Larry,

the blue and the gold.

Think about it.

What do you say?

I say no.

What?

Now you keep your end

of the bargain, bud.

What about my baby?

Ok. Fine.

You asked for it.

Here it comes.

Ok, you little cornholes.

You're in here.

You're in there.

Well, not there.

All right,

you son of a b*tch.

Ha ha ha!

Ok.

Well, on 3,

here comes Santa.

Here comes Santa.

Huh?

Got a couple mice

in there.

Now, you little

stinkball fornicators,

you're gonna be

in a lake of fire now.

Drop your weapon, warden.

Huh?

I said,

drop your gun!

F*** you, you little...

Now!

Aah! Aah!

Waah!

You guys get

out of here.

Thanks.

It's ok, bud.

Are you all right?

I certainly hope so.

Bud...

What?

I'm in.

I'm in with your

blue-and-the-gold plan.

You...

You are the kid.

Kid, you are a winner.

The masked avenger wasn't

even finished fighting...

Nah.

Liv:
Inga, bud

is setting the table.

Maybe now is the time.

What do you think?

Yeah.

Ok. Bud?

Yes, honey?

Me and Inga think,

you know,

maybe now is the time

to mend the fence.

You husbands are talking

to father in his own house.

Yeah, and if you and Larry

take those prison jobs,

the squabble you're referring to

is attempted manslaughter,

but you girls

do have a point.

Like we say

in the tow-truck business,

a wreck is something

you put behind you.

I'll do it

for you, Inga.

Daddy.

Daddy.

Baby, come look

at this.

We're going down the road

of my crotch here.

We want to talk

serious now.

The boys want to

make it up to you,

they want to take those prison jobs

you gave them.

Bud. Bud.

And if they don't dissolve,

people will see them,

and if they see them,

they won't eat them,

and if they don't eat them,

they won't sleep.

Soup is on.

Stew worked

like a charm.

They're

out like mackerels.

Yeah. Right.

Listen to that.

Think god is saying

something to us?

Yeah. I think he's

saying, "bud, haul ass."

Really?

Bud.

Yeah?

Bud...

What if you can't

find a rig?

Don't worry.

You get

some sleep, Larry.

That schuyler "bud" Dyerson

planned the job.

Schuyler?

Hmm, daddy

is up early.

I don't know, Liv,

but he looks a little bit weird.

Well...

You win some...

And you lose some.

Ha ha ha!

Daddy!

Daddy!

What? What?

What?

What's going on? What?

What?

Oh, my god! Daddy!

Oh, my god!

Inga!

Oh, the truck!

The truck

has been stolen!

Larry, go call 911!

Bud, go call

the police.

I'll call

the police.

Oh, lift his feet.

I'll get his head.

All right. Wait.

Let's roll the Swede.

Sheriff, bud Dyerson.

You better get over here.

Somebody stole

the warden's truck.

Are you sure, bud?

Yes!

When did

you discover...

What do you mean,

"don't worry"?

It's not your truck.

It's my truck.

And we're gonna

get it back by tonight.

You know, that

sounds like bullshit.

God is gonna

cut his nuts off,

and if you don't get him,

I'm cutting your nuts off.

Well, we'll

find out.

God!

Sorry, Jesus.

Boy, you'd have to be crazy

to fool with the Swede's truck.

Or have

a death wish, huh?

You know, the whole town

is gonna be talking about this.

Which is a blessing

in disguise for us.

We're gonna use your car for the job.

What?

Bud, you said we was gonna use your truck.

No.

I think it's best

for all involved

if we establish

"bud's tow truck"

bud, this is already different than

what you promised.

Don't worry. It's still

the utopian picture I painted.

You and your car be ready

for that goat trail, yeah?

We're gonna be

late for school.

Good morning, ladies.

How we doing?

What say we

get there on time?

We better.

Come on. Come on.

Whoo hoo!

Oh.

Huh?

Come on, car.

Come on, car.

Come on, Larry. Push.

I'm pushing.

Push, Larry. Push.

Ugh! Uhh!

Push harder, Larry.

I fell down.

I know you

can do it, Larry.

Push harder.

That's it.

Stop. Stop. Quit.

Uh!

That's it, lar.

We're running.

Come on.

Ok.

1, 2, 3.

I bet a nickel.

All right.

I'll see your nickel,

and I'll raise you a nickel.

Ok. What do I got?

Ha ha ha! Got you.

Ohh...

Larry, Larry, it's ok.

That's the Swede's...

It's the only rig

I could find, Larry.

Why'd you do it?

The man tried

to kill us, dehumanize us.

A lot of guys wouldn't want to put

themselves in that position.

Yeah? Well, then a lot of guys would

get the heck out of here.

Don't...

Come here.

We've crossed

the line, Larry.

I did when

I swiped that thing.

You did

when you saw it.

What line?

Trust me.

This is

the high life.

Ha! Ha ha ha!

Here's your gun.

Here's your egg timer.

You just sit tight

and wait for the train, ok?

It's gonna stop about

10, 15 yards from here,

and when it does, you set

that timer for one minute.

That'll give me 60 seconds

to call the loot,

and when you egg

is done,

you and the truck

come get me.

What do I do

while I'm waiting?

Get your

shoulders up.

Bulk up. Think big.

Be big like the Swede.

It's a great day

to be big, Larry.

It is a great

day to be big.

Be big, Larry!

Here she comes.

Here she comes. Here she comes.

Ok.

1, 2, 3.

Hey. Hey!

Larry?

Something

on the tracks, Dwayne.

I don't see nothing

but my bet.

Stop.

Stop. Stop. Stop. Hey.

N... no. No!

Ohh!

Yaah! Ooh!

Uh!

Uh!

Uh!

Maybe that was a moose

you saw out there.

Maybe the old gal

backfired.

I think there's something

out there, Dwayne.

Well, I ain't stopping

the train, Doug.

Now bet.

Oh!

Oh!

I'm stopping her.

You went

and hit something.

Maybe we hit a cow.

Cows don't

burn, Doug.

Sure, they do.

Well, not that much.

You ok, Larry?

No. I'm not ok.

This ain't going

like you said.

What you're hearing is

the silver lining, Larry.

It's fourth and long,

and we ain't punting.

What the hell is that

supposed to mean?

We're into plan "b."

Let's go.

Dwayne, Louis.

Doug really nailed

something big this time.

Got to go get your car, Larry.

What?

I don't think my car will make it up

that goat trail.

Yes, it will.

Just do it, go.

He says we hit something.

Ah.

Oh. Hey.

This is a stickup.

Freeze! Don't move!

I say, "you freeze.

I don't move."

No, no, no.

You freeze.

You don't move.

This is a stickup.

All right. Yeah.

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