Freeway Page #8

- You're underage, aren't you?

- Is that a problem?

No.

Young people gotta live too.

Sure got that right.

Now get 'em all down, okay?

Makes it a whole lot easier that way.

And gimme all your money!

All of it!

Goddamn it!

Jesus! Okay!

Hey, I'm sorry, okay?

- I was aimin' at your head, mister!

- Okay, I'm sorry.

If you get this over quick,

we'll both be a lot happier.

My money's in my briefcase

in the backseat.

Don't move it!

Just lean over and open it up

where it's laying.

And keep your pants where

they are, Mr. Dirty Mouth!

Don't swing that motherfuckin' thing

at me, or I swear to God you're dead!

Believe me?

Why are you doing this?

Because I'm pissed off and the whole

world owes me. Now gimme your money!

Where's the rest of it?

That's all I got.

You was just gonna give me

five dollars!

Please, please.

Just take it, okay? Please?

Get out of the goddamn car

right now, you little pecker snot!

Right now!

No!

Get all them panties off

before I get really pissed!

You think I'm kiddin'?

Now get your ass in the trunk.

Please...

I'm claustrophobic.

Well, I get claustrophobic

suckin' strange dick. Get in there!

Please, I gotta pee.

Well, pee in there, motherf***er!

I ain't kiddin'!

Now!

Dumbass.

I'm sorry, sir.

This is a no-smoking restaurant.

You really are a dear, Flo.

Would you care for a warm-up?

No, thank you.

I'd like to order.

What would you like?

Some chicken soup,

with a f***ing straw.

Let me out!

I'm dying in here!

Oh, you are?

Well, do it now.

Will you slow down, for Christ's sake?

You're gonna get us killed.

There... There's the exit.

Grandma!

Grandma!

Grandma!

Grandma!

Let me out.

I'm dying in here.

Grandma, it's me!

It's me, Vanessa!

Hey, Grandma.

It's me, Vanessa.

Hi, Grandma.

Grandma, wake up.

It's time to wake up.

I'm your granddaughter. I'm here

to take care of you forever and ever.

Why are you hiding?

Here, let me see.

Them's some big ugly

f***in' teeth you got, Bob.

How do you like that,

Vanessa?

You like how that f***ing feels?

- What did you do with my grandma?

- Do you want to see your grandma?

What do you think of grandma, kid?

You f***er!

- You killed my grandma!

- That's not all I did to grandma.

Naomi.

Naomi, listen. I brought you

an extension cord...

Die, you piece of dick! Dead!

Die, you f***er!

Back inside!

My God!

Die, you piece of sh*t!

Goddamn pig!

Let's go!

F***in' perv!

Piece of sh*t!

Die!

Come on.

Oh, sh*t.

Get out of there.

Get out of there!

Holy sh*t.

Holy sh*t.

Holy sh*t.

Y'all got a cigarette?

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