Freier Fall

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Come on!

FREE FALL:

The early bird catches the worm.

Get in closer! Closer!

Get him!

Go!

- What the hell?

- That's it for today!

- Wanker!

- What did you say?

You got sh*t for brains?

It's an exercise!

Problem?

- No. No problem.

- In my office. Both of you.

Sh*t.

And?

And what?

- What did he say to you?

- What do you think he said?

If I screw up again, I can stick my exam

where the sun don't shine.

Exactly

Quite a poet, that Brandt.

Got a light?

Sorry about earlier.

Are you nuts?

No way.

What?

It's dead.

Dead as a doornail.

Are you crazy? What if they catch us?

- P*ssy.

- You calling me a p*ssy?

I'll give you p*ssy.

Sh*t!

Let's get out of here.

Sh*t.

Come on.

It was our job to escort the visiting fans.

Our goal was to keep rival visiting fans

and groups of fans

away from each other.

There was an aggressive attitude

not just towards the visiting fans

but also the police officers.

And various errors were made

on the way to the station.

Firstly,

there were communication breakdowns.

Breathe evenly.

- I'm gonna puke.

- Well, not bad for a start.

Come on! Keep it up!

P*ssy.

How did you end up a cop?

Ever heard of infiltrating the system?

What? You're an anarchist?

Keep it in.

Are you nuts?

It was just a joke.

Chill out.

Let's go.

Come on.

We missed you.

I missed you, too.

Now?

Okay...

Hello, baby...

I'm Auntie Claudia and...

And when you watch

this on your 18th birthday,

- I hope this top still fits me.

- So do I.

That was your witty Uncle Frank and...

look, here's your granddad.

- And there's your grandma.

- Hello.

And this lovely lady...

is your mum.

I can't wait to finally meet you.

And this bump... that's you.

There's Daddy. This way.

Say something to your son, Daddy.

I'm really proud of you.

And I think about you all the time.

And your family and your dad

will always be there for you.

Am en! So, back to work.

Come on, I'll show you the garden.

How was training?

How do you think it was?

I mean how were the chicks?

Or have the paternal hormones

damaged your eyesight?

Not everyone's a randy bastard.

Look who's talking.

We can't get through.

Prepare to go in!

I repeat:
prepare to go in!

Got it.

Okay, let's go get hailed on!

Yes, yes, yes...!

- Oh, that was so close!

- We're hot on your heels, guys!

So what's it like

living next to your future in-laws?

I can almost watch his dad

taking a leak.

- Well, don't look a gift horse...

- it's no gift. We'll pay them back.

- Show us what you got!

- It's not looking good.

Quiet, please.

The master needs to focus.

- The master's over here!

- Exactly.

Are you okay?

As long as my parents

don't burst into our bedroom...

When you go back to work, you'll be able

to drop the baby off next door.

You're starting

to sound like your mother.

Bettina!

You cow!

Come here!

Benk?

Here.

Borgmann?

Eitenbichler?

Engel?

Lieflander?

- Passanen?

- Yes.

- What about Engel? Isn't he coming back?

- Well, he's still enrolled.

- Possner?

- Here.

- Schneider?

- Here.

Makes you impotent.

Don't you ever read the package inserts?

Thank you.

Brandt made a huge fuss again.

I think he really missed me.

See you around.

Another jog in the forest?

I've had enough for today.

I nearly forgot

what a great runner you are.

I just wanted to say hi.

I love you, too.

Okay...

Ciao.

Bettina...

Breathe evenly.

- Evenly!

- Stop it!

Stop it!

Why are you back so early?

I wanted to see you.

Are you okay?

We finished up early.

Aren't you happy to see me?

Sure! Of course I'm happy!

How's training going?

Okay.

"Okay?"

Do I have to drag every word out of you?

How do you think it's going, Dad?

It's going well.

He doesn't tell me much either.

I shared a room with a nutcase

when I did my training.

We had eight to a room in our day.

Never a boring moment, I can tell you.

And how's your new "bedfellow"?

- We haven't thanked you properly yet.

- Marc.

No, seriously.

Thanks for making it possible.

So, here's to the house

and to good neighbors, of course.

And to everything that's yet to come.

- Bettina.

- Cheers.

To you two... you three.

- Morning all.

- Morning.

I'd like you to meet

your new colleague, Kay Engel.

He'll fill the vacancy in our unit.

But Eiden,

you promised Limpinski a woman!

Borgmann,

take him under your wing, will you?

You already know him from the academy.

Welcome to the unit.

Here's to good teamwork.

Welcome.

So, is he any good?

- Dunno.

- I thought you knew him from training?

So?

Get a move on.

What are you doing here?

Nice to see you, too.

Did you guys

see Britt in action just now?

- Wouldn't mind being locked up by her.

- Can't you talk about anything else?

- Or do you get off on it?

- You don't?

So what do you think of her?

Pretty hot for a bird in blue, huh?

- Amazing tits.

- Amazing tits!

Hilarious.

What is this? Kindergarten?

- No!

- It's not looking good for you guys.

No!

Let's play another game.

- Beginner's luck!

- That's it.

The next round's on you.

There's Britt! Hello!

This is a surprise. Hi, everyone.

- Hi.

- This is our new guy, Kay Engel.

- Frank's wife, Claudia.

- Hello.

Hey.

And Marc's girlfriend, Bettina.

- Nice to meet you.

- Hi.

Pretty scary, huh?

- So... wanna join us?

- We don't want to intrude.

- We're starting a new game, anyway.

- Exactly.

- Okay, then. Why not?

- Great.

So...

now you know.

Weird evening.

Why didn't you tell me someone

from the academy had joined the unit?

Don't know.

He already bugged me

during training.

How's that?

He seems really nice to me.

Change partners.

Attack!

Attack!

What the hell?

Next.

- See you in the canteen?

- Sure.

- Okay, see you in a bit.

- Okay.

- It was a dumb idea to come here.

- No sh*t.

Anyway, if you do want

to go jogging sometime...

Bettina.

Everything okay?

It was really nice.

And breathe in again.

Hello. Just join in.

And breathe in again.

Sorry.

Good.

And then carry on breathing normally.

Bettina...

Don't make such a big deal out of it.

Don't make a big deal out of it?

You've gotta be kidding!

- Don't shout.

- I'll shout when I like.

Do you know how awful it feels

to sit there alone, like a single mum?

- I just lost track of time.

- What's up with your cell?

- I phoned you over and over again.

- I left it in my car.

Your mum had to take me in the end.

Thanks a lot!

But I couldn't explain why her son had

to go jogging in this shitty weather.

I have to pull my finger out

or I'll fail my exam.

I messed up in running.

Why didn't you tell me?

Hardly surprising, the way you smoke.

Morning.

Did you sleep well?

- Don't you want to answer it?

- No, let's eat.

Come on.

Just answer it.

Hello?

Hey, I can't talk now.

I'll call you later.

- Who was that?

- Frank.

Aren't you going to eat?

Want some tea?

Breathe evenly.

P*ssy.

Ever thought

of just leaving it all behind?

Taking off and starting over.

No, not really.

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